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DJ FC · 01-01-2011, 03:56 PM

You're not Jewish - just a Jew.

thekremlin · 01-01-2011, 04:10 PM

Can everyone join me in praying that it snows, a lot, in NYC tonight? Thank you.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-01-2011, 04:28 PM

Get the fuck off our board you dirty fucking Jew.

angry pancake · 01-02-2011, 03:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thekremlin

Oh boy. This is awkward. I actually AM jewish.

What's so akward about hating you cause your a Jew? Seem your the one with the problem.

Mr. Blonde · 01-02-2011, 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

I secured the cover on this with scotch tape, brewed some tea, turned on my reading lamp, got cozy in my chair, opened this beezy up, only to find out the first 28 pages are missing. God dammit, FC. I was looking forward to some Jung. Now what the fuck am I supposed to do?

In other news, I started the Kim Jong-Il one too. It's pretty good, and so far has all the pages.

thekremlin · 01-03-2011, 05:27 AM

Wow! I take back all the things I said about Secret Santa. I love Christmas now!

I got a package!

The first present is CuPonk. It's basically a Mattel version of beer pong. The instructions don't explicitly say to incorporate drinking, but I know it's implied.

Next is lots of bird treats! How did you know I had a bird?!?!? Yoshi is gonna love this shit!

Next is about the best board game ever:

Here's the card. I'm not sure if the card is FROM Jesus or FOR Jesus. I hope I didn't open up the wrong present.

Secret Santa, whoever you are, I thank you.

DJ FC · 01-03-2011, 06:51 AM

My Santa has delivered his payload:

A nice wallet:

Class:

It even came with a fake stache for my drivers license:

A book entitled "Porn for new Moms" Which cleaverly places good looking men with babies in situations which would make new mommies all wet down below:

Thank you, Secret Santa.

Pliedes · 01-03-2011, 09:51 AM

My gift arrived on the 28th but i've been busy celebrating the past couple days.

The saddam dvd should be quality and the gay-jewish-barmitzah-emcee video looks good for a laugh. Never seen hostel but the tarantino connection might be good. Of course all of these would be better if i actually owned a television or dvd player.... My little sister thanks you for the Hillary Duff videos. I'd like to say I'll watch 'em with her but honestly i don't see it happening.

The little soccer game as fun for about 20 seconds. I gave it to a child at the grocery store who was very happy to have it.

And the best part, box of ultra lubricated lifestyles! I can always use more condoms, but the unopened three will probably see more use than the used one, ya never know though. I just hope you weren't "thinking of me" when you "made" that final addition.

Thanks Santa!

thekremlin · 01-03-2011, 10:03 AM

I can't believe my secret santa was worried about birdfood arriving via mail, but yours sent a used condom.

Orgazmo · 01-03-2011, 04:52 PM

THE REST OF MY GIFT ARRIVED

And it's fantastic.

I received a walkie-talkie-eque message from Ironic Mustache asking if the gift had arrived yet. Checking the front step revealed that it had, indeed, arrived!

Ripping the box open yielded unfathomable treasure.

First, the card. A card that looks terribly familiar...

Hmm, where have I seen this before?

You crafty son of a bitch.

Following the instructions in the card, I proceeded to the tiniest gift. A keychain flask!

Hooray for smuggling very tiny amounts of liquid!

And then to the giant cone of bubble wrap:

Firestone Double Barrel! What a tremendously thoughtful gift. I mentioned this beer in the Sexbox in passing awhile ago. I had it when Tits and I were in California a couple months ago and was bitching about how it isn't available here. Now I have twenty-two ounces of it to use as masturbatory lube! Thanks!

And the final gift. It feels soft. Perhaps a linen of some type. Let's see...

A Nubblies.net shirt! How cool! Let's see what's on the other side...

Oh shit! It's commemorating my mustache! God bless his heart. Not a day passes that I don't think of him. This is a sweet sentiment.

Thanks Santa!

Saint DH · 01-03-2011, 04:57 PM

That T-Shirt is in a whole other fucking league of awesome. IM certainly brought it this year.

Repugnant Abomination · 01-03-2011, 05:18 PM

Epic.

Pliedes · 01-03-2011, 08:26 PM

That tshirt is both awesome and a lil' creepy!

Mr. Blonde · 01-03-2011, 08:27 PM

That is pretty fucking hilarious.

DJ FC · 01-03-2011, 08:31 PM

Best Santa ever.

angry pancake · 01-03-2011, 09:07 PM

Only that could top that is perhaps sending an escort over.

Ironic Mustache · 01-03-2011, 10:11 PM

And it appears to be a perfect fit as well. It's pre-shrunk so you should be able to enjoy that shirt until you sprout another mustache later this year.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-03-2011, 11:24 PM

Why are the words backwards?

Cuz I have no idea

Orgazmo · 01-03-2011, 11:33 PM

Quote:

Cuz I have no idea

Immediate Detroll

angry pancake · 01-04-2011, 02:44 PM

I have a good suspicion that my secret santer is none other than the incredibledork. Maybe he sent me Warren???? That would be cool cause cats are good and Warren kicks ass. Or maybe it's a gun? Fucking excited to open it tonight.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-04-2011, 07:15 PM

better than a gun.

angry pancake · 01-04-2011, 10:02 PM

Cool! I get Warren. He's a bad muthafucka.

Mr. Blonde · 01-04-2011, 10:22 PM

I bet he sent you Picards ashes, to treasure forever.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-05-2011, 12:38 AM

Too soon.

angry pancake · 01-05-2011, 02:32 AM

Will have to wait to post pics probably tomorrow or next day. But gift is opened and it is awesome. Fucking night vision googles! Better than a gun or Warren.

01-01-2011, 03:56 PM	#301 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 250185	You're not Jewish - just a Jew.
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

01-01-2011, 04:28 PM	#303 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	Get the fuck off our board you dirty fucking Jew.
	#YOLO

01-03-2011, 06:51 AM	#307 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 250185	My Santa has delivered his payload: A nice wallet: Class: It even came with a fake stache for my drivers license: A book entitled "Porn for new Moms" Which cleaverly places good looking men with babies in situations which would make new mommies all wet down below: Thank you, Secret Santa.
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

01-03-2011, 08:31 PM	#315 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 250185	Best Santa ever.
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

01-03-2011, 10:11 PM	#317 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	And it appears to be a perfect fit as well. It's pre-shrunk so you should be able to enjoy that shirt until you sprout another mustache later this year.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-01-2011, 04:10 PM	#302 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	Can everyone join me in praying that it snows, a lot, in NYC tonight? Thank you.

01-03-2011, 05:27 AM	#306 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	Wow! I take back all the things I said about Secret Santa. I love Christmas now! I got a package! The first present is CuPonk. It's basically a Mattel version of beer pong. The instructions don't explicitly say to incorporate drinking, but I know it's implied. Next is lots of bird treats! How did you know I had a bird?!?!? Yoshi is gonna love this shit! Next is about the best board game ever: Here's the card. I'm not sure if the card is FROM Jesus or FOR Jesus. I hope I didn't open up the wrong present. Secret Santa, whoever you are, I thank you.

01-03-2011, 09:51 AM	#308 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	My gift arrived on the 28th but i've been busy celebrating the past couple days. The saddam dvd should be quality and the gay-jewish-barmitzah-emcee video looks good for a laugh. Never seen hostel but the tarantino connection might be good. Of course all of these would be better if i actually owned a television or dvd player.... My little sister thanks you for the Hillary Duff videos. I'd like to say I'll watch 'em with her but honestly i don't see it happening. The little soccer game as fun for about 20 seconds. I gave it to a child at the grocery store who was very happy to have it. And the best part, box of ultra lubricated lifestyles! I can always use more condoms, but the unopened three will probably see more use than the used one, ya never know though. I just hope you weren't "thinking of me" when you "made" that final addition. Thanks Santa!

01-03-2011, 10:03 AM	#309 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	I can't believe my secret santa was worried about birdfood arriving via mail, but yours sent a used condom.

01-03-2011, 04:52 PM	#310 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	THE REST OF MY GIFT ARRIVED And it's fantastic. I received a walkie-talkie-eque message from Ironic Mustache asking if the gift had arrived yet. Checking the front step revealed that it had, indeed, arrived! Ripping the box open yielded unfathomable treasure. First, the card. A card that looks terribly familiar... Hmm, where have I seen this before? You crafty son of a bitch. Following the instructions in the card, I proceeded to the tiniest gift. A keychain flask! Hooray for smuggling very tiny amounts of liquid! And then to the giant cone of bubble wrap: Firestone Double Barrel! What a tremendously thoughtful gift. I mentioned this beer in the Sexbox in passing awhile ago. I had it when Tits and I were in California a couple months ago and was bitching about how it isn't available here. Now I have twenty-two ounces of it to use as masturbatory lube! Thanks! And the final gift. It feels soft. Perhaps a linen of some type. Let's see... A Nubblies.net shirt! How cool! Let's see what's on the other side... Oh shit! It's commemorating my mustache! God bless his heart. Not a day passes that I don't think of him. This is a sweet sentiment. Thanks Santa!

01-03-2011, 04:57 PM	#311 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,143 Internets: 284753	That T-Shirt is in a whole other fucking league of awesome. IM certainly brought it this year.

01-03-2011, 05:18 PM	#312 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	Epic.

01-03-2011, 08:26 PM	#313 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	That tshirt is both awesome and a lil' creepy!

01-03-2011, 08:27 PM	#314 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	That is pretty fucking hilarious.

01-03-2011, 11:24 PM	#318 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	Why are the words backwards? Cuz I have no idea
	#YOLO

01-04-2011, 07:15 PM	#321 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	better than a gun.
	#YOLO

01-04-2011, 10:22 PM	#323 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	I bet he sent you Picards ashes, to treasure forever.

01-05-2011, 12:38 AM	#324 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	Too soon.
	#YOLO

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