Who is going to hell? An argument for the Bible, Religion and God. - Page 8 - Nubblies.net Forums

MAGICLIT · 06-01-2005, 07:55 PM

You scooped shit in a hat and still didnt get any ass?

Virgin.

Ironic Mustache · 06-01-2005, 07:58 PM

Yes because scooping shit into a hat impresses the hell out of girls.

Repugnant Abomination · 06-01-2005, 08:03 PM

It's funny, because I think MissClit is trying to troll me. What a silly little cunt.

And scooping shit into your hat DOES impress the girls. It's truly a selfless act, like giving your own life for someone elses.

MAGICLIT · 06-01-2005, 08:05 PM

right R.A., so tell me, did you get the pussy after you scooped the shit?

No?

I didn't think so.

Better luck next time.

I'm so silly!

Repugnant Abomination · 06-01-2005, 08:07 PM

Of course not you silly twat, I didn't TELL her what I did, that was part of the whole selflessness of the act. I cared about her so much that I refused to leave a floater in her toilet. I never did get pussy from that girl, but scooping shit into my hat is my #1 pick up line now, and let me tell you, the chicks go wild for it. I've never seen panties drop so fast.

Ironic Mustache · 06-01-2005, 08:09 PM

Hey, mind if I start using that?

MAGICLIT · 06-01-2005, 08:09 PM

dropping your panties doesn't count, you lingerie wearing butt sniffer.

P.S.
I love you with all of my heart.

theMerciless1 · 06-01-2005, 08:16 PM

the 666 tat is awesome sherm. i thought i had some dumb ones...

MAGICLIT · 06-01-2005, 08:21 PM

yeah Sherm, lets see it

Ironic Mustache · 06-21-2005, 05:13 PM

Yes lets.

jbonham · 09-20-2005, 03:35 PM

At the beginning of this thread one asked what bible is close to the original translation. Well the original text of the new testament is written in Koine Greek. the best translation for english reading peoples (and by best I mean word for word) is the new American Standard version. The accuracy of the bible is straightforward. Don't get me wrong, greek culture highly influenced ideas in the bible, however, it did not take away from the message of it.

parts of the old testament are being proven everyday. But you must realize that some stories were handed down before written word and definitely before the printing press. Even new testament messages were not immmediately written because apostles thought that the second coming of Christ was at hand so things were not written down for over ten years.

I have more information for people who want to respond. I do know some things but not all things. I have many biblical resources available to myself(school, work, family) and am willing to share those resources for anyone interested.

Lucy Fur · 09-20-2005, 04:50 PM

i stand by my sig

Repugnant Abomination · 09-20-2005, 04:51 PM

But does your sig stand by you?

Lucy Fur · 09-20-2005, 04:58 PM

of course. everyone always stands by me... either that or three steps behind with their heads bowed and hands clasped together

[ September 20, 2005, 02:58 PM: Message edited by: Lucy Fur ]

Beebs · 09-20-2005, 06:23 PM

Please show me one definitively divine part of the bible that has been "proven true." Shouldn't be hard with them being proven "everyday"

AcTivE · 09-20-2005, 06:33 PM

Truths are self evident.

Define what is divine, and I probably could show you.

Ironic Mustache · 09-20-2005, 06:38 PM

At least we hold these truths to be self evident, you know, all men are created equal. Except for those god damned eskimos.

Lucy Fur · 09-20-2005, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironic Mustache:
At least we hold these truths to be self evident, you know, all men are created equal.

dude... that is from the declaration of independence, not the bible.

[ September 20, 2005, 04:42 PM: Message edited by: Lucy Fur ]

Lucy Fur · 09-20-2005, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironic Mustache:
you know, all men are created equal. Except for those god damned eskimos.

and the dutch

Ironic Mustache · 09-20-2005, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lucy Fur:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Ironic Mustache:
At least we hold these truths to be self evident, you know, all men are created equal.

dude... that is from the declaration of independence, not the bible.[/quote]
The bible and the declaration of independance are very similar so I always mix them up.

Beebs · 09-20-2005, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AcTivE:
Truths are self evident.

Define what is divine, and I probably could show you.

Spare the new age blathering. Divine, as in something that would be outside the realm of possibility without a divine being breaking the rules of the universe, if there is such a case, then all natural rules of the universe are null and void, so no, I do not think you can "probably show me"

AcTivE · 09-20-2005, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beebs:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by AcTivE:
Truths are self evident.

Define what is divine, and I probably could show you.

Spare the new age blathering. Divine, as in something that would be outside the realm of possibility without a divine being breaking the rules of the universe, if there is such a case, then all natural rules of the universe are null and void, so no, I do not think you can "probably show me"[/quote]
imho shouldn't ask for an answer if you don't care to find out what it really is

AcTivE · 09-20-2005, 10:58 PM

i kind of want to argue with this ..so if you want to, here it is.

dictionary.com

di·vine-
1. Having the nature of or being a deity.
2. Of, relating to, emanating from, or being the expression of a deity: sought divine guidance through meditation.
3. Being in the service or worship of a deity; sacred.
4. Heavenly; perfect.

I like definition 4 best. Of course heavenly could be relative...but I think everyone could come to a consensus that perfect means something without flaws.

Would you agree? Do you want to hear a divine statement from the Bible now?

[ September 20, 2005, 08:58 PM: Message edited by: AcTivE ]

ninjaface · 09-20-2005, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AcTivE:
Do you want to hear a divine statement from the Bible now?

That is stupid. Whatever the statement may be, saying that it is divine is you giving your personal opinion. No one is interested in that.

Quote:

Originally posted by AcTivE:
Truths are self evident.

No they aren't. If they were, the phrase "Oh.. I had no idea" and it's variations would not exist.

AcTivE · 09-21-2005, 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ninjaface:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by AcTivE:
Do you want to hear a divine statement from the Bible now?

That is stupid. Whatever the statement may be, saying that it is divine is you giving your personal opinion. No one is interested in that.

Quote:

Originally posted by AcTivE:
Truths are self evident.

No they aren't. If they were, the phrase "Oh.. I had no idea" and it's variations would not exist.[/quote]
What is personal opinion? I would argue that most people's realities are based on what is going on around them. Their opinion is formed from that. Would you not agree? Does that opinion hold any value? If it doesn't, then why are you reading this? Probably, because you want to argue about something, and create drama, because it's exciting, and something to do.

Or maybe I'm wrong.

And yes, truths are self evident. I was able to read your last quote--and understand the truth that it holds. It is self evident. It does not mean the statement will hold up against all other statements--but it means that it has a truth that is understanable to you, to me, and to someone else.

If I were to say "killing is wrong" that is not a self evident truth. But, if I was to say, pleasure is better than pain, then it would be a self evident truth. Cause even if somebody liked getting stabbed in the leg for fun, even though it caused pain, they were doing it for pleasure. Is there not something self evident in a statement being made? If you say no, then how can you say anything is "real", or why are you even taking an interest...in..anything.

06-01-2005, 07:55 PM	#176 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	You scooped shit in a hat and still didnt get any ass? Virgin.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

06-01-2005, 07:58 PM	#177 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Yes because scooping shit into a hat impresses the hell out of girls.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

06-01-2005, 08:05 PM	#179 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	right R.A., so tell me, did you get the pussy after you scooped the shit? No? I didn't think so. Better luck next time. I'm so silly!
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

06-01-2005, 08:09 PM	#181 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Hey, mind if I start using that?
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

06-01-2005, 08:09 PM	#182 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	dropping your panties doesn't count, you lingerie wearing butt sniffer. P.S. I love you with all of my heart.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

06-01-2005, 08:03 PM	#178 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	It's funny, because I think MissClit is trying to troll me. What a silly little cunt. And scooping shit into your hat DOES impress the girls. It's truly a selfless act, like giving your own life for someone elses.

06-01-2005, 08:07 PM	#180 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Of course not you silly twat, I didn't TELL her what I did, that was part of the whole selflessness of the act. I cared about her so much that I refused to leave a floater in her toilet. I never did get pussy from that girl, but scooping shit into my hat is my #1 pick up line now, and let me tell you, the chicks go wild for it. I've never seen panties drop so fast.

06-01-2005, 08:16 PM	#183 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	the 666 tat is awesome sherm. i thought i had some dumb ones...
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

06-01-2005, 08:21 PM	#184 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	yeah Sherm, lets see it
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

06-21-2005, 05:13 PM	#185 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Yes lets.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

09-20-2005, 03:35 PM	#186 (permalink)
jbonham Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 114 Internets: 10	At the beginning of this thread one asked what bible is close to the original translation. Well the original text of the new testament is written in Koine Greek. the best translation for english reading peoples (and by best I mean word for word) is the new American Standard version. The accuracy of the bible is straightforward. Don't get me wrong, greek culture highly influenced ideas in the bible, however, it did not take away from the message of it. parts of the old testament are being proven everyday. But you must realize that some stories were handed down before written word and definitely before the printing press. Even new testament messages were not immmediately written because apostles thought that the second coming of Christ was at hand so things were not written down for over ten years. I have more information for people who want to respond. I do know some things but not all things. I have many biblical resources available to myself(school, work, family) and am willing to share those resources for anyone interested.

09-20-2005, 04:50 PM	#187 (permalink)
Lucy Fur Empress Magnificent Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 825 Internets: 349	i stand by my sig
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09-20-2005, 04:51 PM	#188 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	But does your sig stand by you?

09-20-2005, 04:58 PM	#189 (permalink)
Lucy Fur Empress Magnificent Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 825 Internets: 349	of course. everyone always stands by me... either that or three steps behind with their heads bowed and hands clasped together [ September 20, 2005, 02:58 PM: Message edited by: Lucy Fur ]
	I am chaos. It is my destiny to destroy.

09-20-2005, 06:23 PM	#190 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	Please show me one definitively divine part of the bible that has been "proven true." Shouldn't be hard with them being proven "everyday"

09-20-2005, 06:33 PM	#191 (permalink)
AcTivE 1 thing leads to another. Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012 Internets: -2654	Truths are self evident. Define what is divine, and I probably could show you.
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09-20-2005, 06:38 PM	#192 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	At least we hold these truths to be self evident, you know, all men are created equal. Except for those god damned eskimos.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

09-20-2005, 10:58 PM	#198 (permalink)
AcTivE 1 thing leads to another. Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012 Internets: -2654	i kind of want to argue with this ..so if you want to, here it is. dictionary.com di·vine- 1. Having the nature of or being a deity. 2. Of, relating to, emanating from, or being the expression of a deity: sought divine guidance through meditation. 3. Being in the service or worship of a deity; sacred. 4. Heavenly; perfect. I like definition 4 best. Of course heavenly could be relative...but I think everyone could come to a consensus that perfect means something without flaws. Would you agree? Do you want to hear a divine statement from the Bible now? [ September 20, 2005, 08:58 PM: Message edited by: AcTivE ]
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