I challenge YOU to a drinking contest! - Nubblies.net Forums

Pliedes · 12-19-2008, 03:38 AM

This may be the best and/or worst idea I've ever had... granted I've been drinking.

Me: 5' 10'', 160 lbs. Consistent drinker throughout university, mostly due to girls and boredom. Not a true IU-black-out drunk, but I can hold my own. Drink of choice: kentucky straight bourbon, neat.

You #1: American Nubblite Elder. Someone who enjoys alcohol and pointless pissing contests.

You #2: Common English drunk. Just for variety, juxtaposition, and humour.

You #3: Any asshole who's dumb enough to keep pace with alcoholics on both sides of the pond.

THE CHALLENGE:

We three, or four, in real time, will try to drink each other under the table, much to the entertainment of our fellow nubblites.

RULES:

Using a combination of text posts every 15 minutes + videos ever 60 minutes (hopefully, if possible) we'll keep our fellow assholes abreast to our drunkenness. Of course we'll need Orgazmo to solidify the rules and such. Can you cheat, sure, if you're a piece of shit. But no true alcoholic I know would willing throw away liquor or knowingly emasculate himself when it comes to drinking contests. I'm sure you'll want to bitch about the specifics for weeks....but let's shoot for the next couple weeks while most of us have time off for the holiday.

We'll need a common drink. If you suggest vodka, piss off. Same with rum, tequila, liqueur, brandy, or other such drink. Gin or whiskey. If you can't agree to these terms, let me reiterate, piss off. It has to be something we can all drink. I'm thinking Jack Daniels or Famous Grouse. I drink lots of Jameson and Bushmills, but that's making it too easy. I'd really like to go with Old Crow or the like, but I know that's not too common internationally. I need input from interested parties. If I had my druthers it'd be Evan Williams to balance price, kick, and quality.

Last man standing wins. The coherency of our posts will attest to our relative sobriety.

This is all still conjecture, but let's find a way to make this work.

Are you drunk as you read this? Step up, bitch.

Cocktooth · 12-19-2008, 03:57 AM

Beam would be my drink of choice which everyone knows. I have found a cheap whiskey that goes down solid. Evan Willams. Bourbon and myself don't sit w pell, but I will drink it if a challenge is presented. I did drink quite a bit of beer tonight @ wings for the Colts game. Was amazed at my semi sobernesss.

Ugly Bastard · 12-19-2008, 03:57 AM

Count me completely out... but a buzzed observer.

Pliedes · 12-19-2008, 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaw

I have found a cheap whiskey that goes down solid. Evan Willams. Bourbon and myself don't sit w pell, but I will drink it if a challenge is presented.

You understand that E.Williams is bourbon, right? And I'm not sure what "sit w pell" means, but I'll count you in under the "#3" category.

I figured Ugly for more of a bookie than a contestant. Add a bit of sarcasm and he fits in this puzzle nicely.

Cocktooth · 12-19-2008, 04:25 AM

Wow I didn't know that the EW was a bourbon. No wonder I've been a mess since I started drinking it. I still value my drinking abilities and would win this contest. I think a case race would be more benificial to me, but I won't shy away from the hard shit either. UB, what are the odds on this drinking fest??

FYI, I'm hammered while typing this! ( The Colts played tonight) 6 Pitchers of beer, and EW in my system right now. The medium, Varsity Blues the movie. Damn what an amazing motion picture.

Pliedes · 12-19-2008, 04:32 AM

Beer is volume. Rate/tolerance is based more on physical size and stomach capacity.

Whiskey, on the other hand- a man's drink- will get you pissed whether yr small or large, give a consistent drunk, and lead to much more hilarious results.

In my opinion, a much better yardstick.

Cocktooth · 12-19-2008, 04:39 AM

Okay, then it is James Beam for our drinking contest??? Diet Coke??? What is the activity we partake in during our drinking??? I have household board games, and also will be expecting NES system and games in a week or so. Up to you.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-19-2008, 05:14 AM

I'm in.

Dent · 12-19-2008, 09:05 AM

In, haven't drank in 10 months though.

Orgazmo · 12-19-2008, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

Count me completely out... but a buzzed observer.

Me too.

I like this a lot, though.

I'll mediate however possible.

Noble Contestants
Pliedes
Shaw
ID
Dent

hfam95 · 12-19-2008, 10:50 AM

Probably out. Really depends on when this went down.

I think either Ironic or Carnivorous would win this easily. Both of their drunks are legendary.

tonguegina · 12-19-2008, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

Count me completely out... but a buzzed observer.

I wouldn't rule out getting drunk while watching this by mistake, but this is the side of the table I'll be on. I know the people who are in this are all over the place, but I wish this could turn into some sort of unofficial gathering.

Heaven Can Wait · 12-19-2008, 01:17 PM

Not in this.
GL.
someone record the videos.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-19-2008, 01:20 PM

Maybe we can get Dent drunk enough to post nudes.

BigDongedHoe · 12-19-2008, 01:51 PM

I'm in.... I'll drink wild turkey american honey gobble, gobble, gobble!

I think Beer is a much better way to do this though. We could have a race to 12, 15 or whatever. Video/picture evidence would be much easier to do, jmo.

StabMaster Arson · 12-19-2008, 09:39 PM

if only this had been suggested a year ago. unfortunately, I've sworn off whiskey. at one point, I was drinking a handle and a half of rotgut a week.

Shaw, you may want try Ten High if you're looking for decent cheap bourbon, I switched over after drinking EW for a long time.

Pliedes · 12-19-2008, 10:19 PM

Evan Williams is a cheap Jim Beam. I actually like it better nowadays.

Ten High is at least "whiskey" as opposed to "whiskey flavored neutral grain spirit", but Old Crow if far superior to all bottom shelf options.

Stabmaster, I'd love to have your hat in the ring. What are you drinking nowadays?

Honestly, I thought this would end up being me and one other fellow drunk. But if we can find a way to get every casual drinker on board....well, the more the merrier. I've been thinking a beer can race to 30 might be a better idea than killing a bottle of whiskey. First to down a block wins. Thoughts?

StabMaster Arson · 12-19-2008, 10:32 PM

I'm sober for jesus.

Pliedes · 12-19-2008, 11:24 PM

Does jesus mean some daft cunt? Or a legit job?

Cause god knows it doesn't actually mean jesus.

BigDongedHoe · 12-19-2008, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pliedes

I've been thinking a beer can race to 30 might be a better idea than killing a bottle of whiskey. First to down a block wins. Thoughts?

30 get real. What are we doing this over 24 hours? I've seen case races to 30 with two people where both ended up puking.

I don't want to hear hero stories from all of you that I can do this and that drinking lets be honest. Not one of us could come close to drinking 30 beers in any sort of reasonable amount of time.

StabMaster Arson · 12-20-2008, 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pliedes

Does jesus mean some daft cunt? Or a legit job?

Cause god knows it doesn't actually mean jesus.

I was just lying, I still drink. I've just slowed down a lot. I'll drink maybe one night a week as opposed to everynight and maybe one or two days a week.

Good call on the girl/job reasoning though. I finally got a job that I really like, no more long hours and stress = less drinking. Girlwise, a little over 10 months ago, I met someone that completely changed my life.

Pliedes · 12-20-2008, 12:13 AM

Let me clarify.

I don't think you, or any of us, can actually drink 30 (12 oz) cans in one sitting. But consider that the high bar. Who cares if we actually make it there, most still pass out halfway through, much to the humor of the witnesses.

We need some sort of standard. If we make the limit 24 hours, well fuck, I can process a lot of booze over that time period. Likewise, if we use a six-pack as a standard...well then it's more about who can drink 6 beers the fastest, not necessarily who can hold the most.

I want this contest to be about overall tolerance. Intoxication is directly proportional to body size + ability to process it. This contest needs to balance both.

That's why I like whiskey over beer. A 300 dude can fill his fat stomach with twice the volume of beer that I could...I'd puke cause my stomach is full. But if it's whiskey, and everyone takes a shot every 10 minutes. Well, then sir, we'll have people dropping like flies, and only the strongest liver will survive.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-20-2008, 02:17 AM

Someone is going to die alone sitting in front of their computer from alcohol poisoning.

Mr. Blonde · 12-20-2008, 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

Someone is going to die alone sitting in front of their computer from alcohol poisoning.

this

Orgazmo · 12-20-2008, 03:01 AM

And that person will have lost the contest.

12-19-2008, 03:38 AM	#1 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	I challenge YOU to a drinking contest! This may be the best and/or worst idea I've ever had... granted I've been drinking. Me: 5' 10'', 160 lbs. Consistent drinker throughout university, mostly due to girls and boredom. Not a true IU-black-out drunk, but I can hold my own. Drink of choice: kentucky straight bourbon, neat. You #1: American Nubblite Elder. Someone who enjoys alcohol and pointless pissing contests. You #2: Common English drunk. Just for variety, juxtaposition, and humour. You #3: Any asshole who's dumb enough to keep pace with alcoholics on both sides of the pond. THE CHALLENGE: We three, or four, in real time, will try to drink each other under the table, much to the entertainment of our fellow nubblites. RULES: Using a combination of text posts every 15 minutes + videos ever 60 minutes (hopefully, if possible) we'll keep our fellow assholes abreast to our drunkenness. Of course we'll need Orgazmo to solidify the rules and such. Can you cheat, sure, if you're a piece of shit. But no true alcoholic I know would willing throw away liquor or knowingly emasculate himself when it comes to drinking contests. I'm sure you'll want to bitch about the specifics for weeks....but let's shoot for the next couple weeks while most of us have time off for the holiday. We'll need a common drink. If you suggest vodka, piss off. Same with rum, tequila, liqueur, brandy, or other such drink. Gin or whiskey. If you can't agree to these terms, let me reiterate, piss off. It has to be something we can all drink. I'm thinking Jack Daniels or Famous Grouse. I drink lots of Jameson and Bushmills, but that's making it too easy. I'd really like to go with Old Crow or the like, but I know that's not too common internationally. I need input from interested parties. If I had my druthers it'd be Evan Williams to balance price, kick, and quality. Last man standing wins. The coherency of our posts will attest to our relative sobriety. This is all still conjecture, but let's find a way to make this work. Are you drunk as you read this? Step up, bitch.
	Last edited by Pliedes; 12-19-2008 at 03:50 AM.

12-19-2008, 03:57 AM	#2 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	Beam would be my drink of choice which everyone knows. I have found a cheap whiskey that goes down solid. Evan Willams. Bourbon and myself don't sit w pell, but I will drink it if a challenge is presented. I did drink quite a bit of beer tonight @ wings for the Colts game. Was amazed at my semi sobernesss.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

12-19-2008, 04:25 AM	#5 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	Wow I didn't know that the EW was a bourbon. No wonder I've been a mess since I started drinking it. I still value my drinking abilities and would win this contest. I think a case race would be more benificial to me, but I won't shy away from the hard shit either. UB, what are the odds on this drinking fest?? FYI, I'm hammered while typing this! ( The Colts played tonight) 6 Pitchers of beer, and EW in my system right now. The medium, Varsity Blues the movie. Damn what an amazing motion picture.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too. Last edited by Cocktooth; 12-19-2008 at 04:27 AM.

12-19-2008, 04:39 AM	#7 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	Okay, then it is James Beam for our drinking contest??? Diet Coke??? What is the activity we partake in during our drinking??? I have household board games, and also will be expecting NES system and games in a week or so. Up to you.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

12-19-2008, 05:14 AM	#8 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,348 Internets: 290966	I'm in.
	#YOLO

12-19-2008, 03:57 AM	#3 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Count me completely out... but a buzzed observer.

12-19-2008, 04:32 AM	#6 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Beer is volume. Rate/tolerance is based more on physical size and stomach capacity. Whiskey, on the other hand- a man's drink- will get you pissed whether yr small or large, give a consistent drunk, and lead to much more hilarious results. In my opinion, a much better yardstick.

12-19-2008, 09:05 AM	#9 (permalink)
Dent Lost in Hilbert Spice Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Surrounded by knaves and fools Posts: 3,519 Internets: 183146	In, haven't drank in 10 months though.

12-19-2008, 10:50 AM	#11 (permalink)
hfam95 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: VA Posts: 207 Internets: 1129	Probably out. Really depends on when this went down. I think either Ironic or Carnivorous would win this easily. Both of their drunks are legendary.

12-19-2008, 01:17 PM	#13 (permalink)
Heaven Can Wait English. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: England Posts: 868 Internets: 179	Not in this. GL. someone record the videos.
	there is little I wouldn't do for a dolphin.

12-19-2008, 01:20 PM	#14 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,348 Internets: 290966	Maybe we can get Dent drunk enough to post nudes.
	#YOLO

12-19-2008, 01:51 PM	#15 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	I'm in.... I'll drink wild turkey american honey gobble, gobble, gobble! I think Beer is a much better way to do this though. We could have a race to 12, 15 or whatever. Video/picture evidence would be much easier to do, jmo.
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

12-19-2008, 09:39 PM	#16 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	if only this had been suggested a year ago. unfortunately, I've sworn off whiskey. at one point, I was drinking a handle and a half of rotgut a week. Shaw, you may want try Ten High if you're looking for decent cheap bourbon, I switched over after drinking EW for a long time.
	LEGALIZE CRIME! Last edited by StabMaster Arson; 12-19-2008 at 09:41 PM.

12-19-2008, 10:19 PM	#17 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Evan Williams is a cheap Jim Beam. I actually like it better nowadays. Ten High is at least "whiskey" as opposed to "whiskey flavored neutral grain spirit", but Old Crow if far superior to all bottom shelf options. Stabmaster, I'd love to have your hat in the ring. What are you drinking nowadays? Honestly, I thought this would end up being me and one other fellow drunk. But if we can find a way to get every casual drinker on board....well, the more the merrier. I've been thinking a beer can race to 30 might be a better idea than killing a bottle of whiskey. First to down a block wins. Thoughts?

12-19-2008, 10:32 PM	#18 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	I'm sober for jesus.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

12-19-2008, 11:24 PM	#19 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Does jesus mean some daft cunt? Or a legit job? Cause god knows it doesn't actually mean jesus.

12-20-2008, 12:13 AM	#22 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Let me clarify. I don't think you, or any of us, can actually drink 30 (12 oz) cans in one sitting. But consider that the high bar. Who cares if we actually make it there, most still pass out halfway through, much to the humor of the witnesses. We need some sort of standard. If we make the limit 24 hours, well fuck, I can process a lot of booze over that time period. Likewise, if we use a six-pack as a standard...well then it's more about who can drink 6 beers the fastest, not necessarily who can hold the most. I want this contest to be about overall tolerance. Intoxication is directly proportional to body size + ability to process it. This contest needs to balance both. That's why I like whiskey over beer. A 300 dude can fill his fat stomach with twice the volume of beer that I could...I'd puke cause my stomach is full. But if it's whiskey, and everyone takes a shot every 10 minutes. Well, then sir, we'll have people dropping like flies, and only the strongest liver will survive.

12-20-2008, 02:17 AM	#23 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,348 Internets: 290966	Someone is going to die alone sitting in front of their computer from alcohol poisoning.
	#YOLO

12-20-2008, 03:01 AM	#25 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,723 Internets: 311447	And that person will have lost the contest.

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