Cooking for Assholes: Blondes Thread - Page 2 - Nubblies.net Forums

thekremlin · 03-08-2011, 02:19 AM

By atheists you mean P-I-M-P s, right?

Mr. Blonde · 03-08-2011, 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DDTempest

And Jews were the first Atheists ... not sure your point here.

Go on.

DJ FC · 03-08-2011, 04:00 AM

Dear Sriracha Rooster Sauce - The Oatmeal

angry pancake · 03-08-2011, 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

Um Kremlin is Jewish.

The universal "thou." Meaning everyone. Similar to "that BDH has found jesus and now has a 'holier than thou' attitude."

But beside the point, but haven't you previously said he's not Jewish? But rather just a Jew?

Ugly Bastard · 03-08-2011, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ FC

Dear Sriracha Rooster Sauce - The Oatmeal

I unloaded about 2 tablespoons of this stuff on my eggs while they were in the skillet this morning. The finished product was putting the eggs on half of a toasted garlic bagel with smoked salmon. I came four times while eating it.

Mr. Blonde · 01-30-2012, 03:52 AM

WHAT YOU NIGGERS NEED TO MAKE BILLIONAIRES BACON:

- A LARGE BOWL OR LARGE ZIPLOC BAG

- SOME FUCKIN BACON

- SOME MUSTARD PREFERABLY THAT DIJON SHIT OR SPICY BROWN, LIKE MY ANUS

- SUMMA DAT BROWN SUGAR WHY DO YOU TASTE SO GOOD (A: BECAUSE)

- AN OVEN, KREMLIN WILL HELP YOU DETERMINE THE BEST MODEL

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PUT DAT SHIT IN A BOWL OR BAG, MIX IT ALL UP AND SHIT, AND PUT IT IN THAT OVEN AT 400 DEGREES NIGGERS. TAKE IT OUT AFTER A BIT. EAT THE FUCK OUT OF IT

GLUTEN FREE BREAD NIGGERS

"Oh I like that" - YouTube

DDTempest · 01-30-2012, 09:12 AM

Hey guys I got a recipe for how to make toast:

Put some bread in a toaster niggaS!

When it comes out, put some butter on that shit fo real!

Mr. Blonde · 01-30-2012, 02:02 PM

Don't knock the recipe because it's simple bro. Plus I linked to more detailed recipe instructions (aka recipes for nit-picky faggots).

DDTempest · 01-31-2012, 09:48 AM

Sorry to ruin your thread bro, i forgot to include a gluten free substitute line in the recipe.

You may substitute gluten free bread*

Hopefully this alleviates any misgivings you may have regarding my recipe being simple.

angry pancake · 05-28-2012, 05:58 PM

Would it be appropriate for AP to post shit in this thread? AP does not see the need for each active nubblite to have a separate Cooking with assholes (c) thread. AP would keep it sort of on topic by only posting gluten free demonstrations.

If anyone objects there will be an AP's Cooking with Assholes (c) thread to appear soon. And quite frankly, it would be advanced for you fuckers.

Ugly Bastard · 05-29-2012, 12:34 AM

Why don't you start your own thread and post delicious gluten-loaded recipes for us to recreate.

thekremlin · 05-29-2012, 01:53 AM

Know what's cool? Eating gluten.

angry pancake · 05-29-2012, 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

Why don't you start your own thread and post delicious gluten-loaded recipes for us to recreate.

The masses have spoken. AP will add to the long list of Cooking with Assholes (c) threads.

03-08-2011, 04:00 AM	#28 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 250185	Dear Sriracha Rooster Sauce - The Oatmeal
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

01-30-2012, 02:02 PM	#33 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Don't knock the recipe because it's simple bro. Plus I linked to more detailed recipe instructions (aka recipes for nit-picky faggots).
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

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03-08-2011, 02:19 AM	#26 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	By atheists you mean P-I-M-P s, right?

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