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Pliedes · 07-26-2009, 10:46 PM

On saturday night I was with a girl who later apologized for "taking advantage of me".

Yeah, right.

Repugnant Abomination · 07-27-2009, 06:33 PM

We're here for you if you need to talk about it.

Mr. Blonde · 09-02-2009, 10:33 AM

SCotD:

It never, ever occurred to me that canned tuna was pre-cooked, even though people often eat it straight out the can without cooking and never refer to it as sushi, and almost all meat is flesh-colored before cooked, as opposed to the dull gray or white that tuna usually is.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 09-02-2009, 01:08 PM

The thought never crossed my mind until just now. And i eat tuna quite a bit.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 09-02-2009, 01:55 PM

I guess a lot of people are FUCKING MORONS

EDIT: I take it back, sorry.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 09-16-2009, 12:27 AM

SCotD: I get annoyed by people that grunt/yell loudly at the gym while lifting. I do this whenever I'm going heavy on deadlift and only on that particular lift. I don't know why, and I hate myself for it.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 09-16-2009, 07:38 AM

scod: I hate it when guys in the locker room wear towels around their waist to the showers. I mean, you're going to take it off when you get there anyways.

Mr. Blonde · 09-18-2009, 11:03 AM

ScotD:

Kids are fucking awesome. I know i've said before I don't like kids, and I rag on marriage and having children all the time, but honestly working with kids has given me a whole new perspective.

I've never really hung out with kids before and all i've ever seen are the bratty fucks on TV and movies and that's about it. Kids, for the most part, are hilarious (DDtempest said this in another thread i'm pretty sure) and laugh at almost everything. If i'm ever having a shitty day it's pretty rare when I don't have a good time just bullshitting with the kids. Almost all of them are still completely innocent therefore they laugh a lot more, and have a lot more fun in life than the rest of us who have to be serious because we actually grew up.

I know there's lots of unpleasant things about having kids, like when they're super young, the cost, adolescence, etc., but that is my confession of the day. I like kids. (no pedo)

Orgazmo · 09-18-2009, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by f3lix

I cannot get enough of these kids

Seriousnote: Agreed. I love niece and nephew time...and they're not even old enough to really bullshit with. Not entirely, at least. I can only imagine the enjoyment will increase with their age.

Ugly Bastard · 09-18-2009, 04:38 PM

You guys are going to make great fathers someday.

DDTempest · 09-20-2009, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

ScotD:
Kids, for the most part, are hilarious (DDtempest said this in another thread i'm pretty sure) and laugh at almost everything.

Kids are essentially retarded midgets. Who doesn't like retarded midgets?

f3lix · 09-20-2009, 08:29 PM

SCotD: I can't tell if ID is as stupid as show for using "granite" twice in the last 24 hours or if he is genius enough to make fun of him twice to see if we notice.

Ugly Bastard · 09-20-2009, 10:06 PM

Genius is like a 98% favorite here f3lix.

Orgazmo · 09-20-2009, 11:31 PM

He's played this game many times before.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 09-21-2009, 07:57 AM

Its no game, I've added granite to my vernacular.

f3lix · 10-01-2009, 01:10 PM

I can't help but continuously stare at people with bucked teeth.

Dent · 10-04-2009, 07:40 PM

after masturbating I like to let the cum slide down to my inner thigh, after a while I scrape a little of the cum/ballsweat/sometimes a little shit away and sniff it
today is a sweet yet musky day

also there's a little more shit than usual, I'm pretty sure that This has led to my asshole widening, it's not good if you want your asshole licked but are embarrased about shitting on someones face, I am.

Orgazmo · 10-04-2009, 10:02 PM

While we're on the asshole topic, I'd like to confess that I shit my pants a little yesterday while tailgating at a college football game. I was pissing in a bush (the line to the port-o-potties was too long) and thought I had to fart. A little poop came out. I immediately went and got in line at the port-o-potties to assess the situation but, after waiting for a minute or so and seeing the line wasn't moving, I decided to just let it ride.

Turns out it wasn't that bad after all.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-04-2009, 10:09 PM

I'm glad you've come clean.

Orgazmo · 10-04-2009, 10:55 PM

Me too. I feel like a new man.

Ugly Bastard · 10-05-2009, 12:57 PM

Was it like an actual turd or just a wet fart?

SCotD: Once in sixth grade at the beginning of the school day, I shit my pants and excused myself to go to the bathroom to clean myself up. When I got to the bathroom, I was horrified to see that it wasn't actual "shit" in my pants, but instead just a brown messy liquid. I dried this as best I could with toilet paper. When I got home, I hid that pair of underwear in my closet for fear that my mother would discover it in the laundry and question why I had shit my pants. I hid that underwear for years including through a change of address before finally taking it to a dumpster a mile away from my house on an afternoon where my parents were gone.

Orgazmo · 10-05-2009, 01:32 PM

It was more of a wet fart...but there was at least a little substance. It was contained within my ass cheeks, though. No fabric was soiled.

Of course, at the time, I was convinced that my jeans were stained brown. I was very drunk, though...so, in the "wait in line" vs "face potential ridicule" debate, ridicule won.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 10-06-2009, 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

Was it like an actual turd or just a wet fart?

SCotD: Once in sixth grade at the beginning of the school day, I shit my pants and excused myself to go to the bathroom to clean myself up. When I got to the bathroom, I was horrified to see that it wasn't actual "shit" in my pants, but instead just a brown messy liquid. I dried this as best I could with toilet paper. When I got home, I hid that pair of underwear in my closet for fear that my mother would discover it in the laundry and question why I had shit my pants. I hid that underwear for years including through a change of address before finally taking it to a dumpster a mile away from my house on an afternoon where my parents were gone.

This is hilarious.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-06-2009, 05:08 PM

I went home early today from work because I wanted to masturbate.

Ugly Bastard · 10-07-2009, 12:47 PM

I don't know how you manage to not jerk off during the day at work.

09-02-2009, 01:55 PM	#1755 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	I guess a lot of people are FUCKING MORONS EDIT: I take it back, sorry.
	#YOLO

09-16-2009, 07:38 AM	#1757 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	scod: I hate it when guys in the locker room wear towels around their waist to the showers. I mean, you're going to take it off when you get there anyways.
	#YOLO

09-21-2009, 07:57 AM	#1765 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	Its no game, I've added granite to my vernacular.
	#YOLO

10-04-2009, 10:09 PM	#1769 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	I'm glad you've come clean.
	#YOLO

10-06-2009, 05:08 PM	#1774 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	I went home early today from work because I wanted to masturbate.
	#YOLO

07-26-2009, 10:46 PM	#1751 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	On saturday night I was with a girl who later apologized for "taking advantage of me". Yeah, right.

07-27-2009, 06:33 PM	#1752 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	We're here for you if you need to talk about it.

09-02-2009, 10:33 AM	#1753 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	SCotD: It never, ever occurred to me that canned tuna was pre-cooked, even though people often eat it straight out the can without cooking and never refer to it as sushi, and almost all meat is flesh-colored before cooked, as opposed to the dull gray or white that tuna usually is.

09-02-2009, 01:08 PM	#1754 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	The thought never crossed my mind until just now. And i eat tuna quite a bit.

09-16-2009, 12:27 AM	#1756 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	SCotD: I get annoyed by people that grunt/yell loudly at the gym while lifting. I do this whenever I'm going heavy on deadlift and only on that particular lift. I don't know why, and I hate myself for it.

09-18-2009, 11:03 AM	#1758 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	ScotD: Kids are fucking awesome. I know i've said before I don't like kids, and I rag on marriage and having children all the time, but honestly working with kids has given me a whole new perspective. I've never really hung out with kids before and all i've ever seen are the bratty fucks on TV and movies and that's about it. Kids, for the most part, are hilarious (DDtempest said this in another thread i'm pretty sure) and laugh at almost everything. If i'm ever having a shitty day it's pretty rare when I don't have a good time just bullshitting with the kids. Almost all of them are still completely innocent therefore they laugh a lot more, and have a lot more fun in life than the rest of us who have to be serious because we actually grew up. I know there's lots of unpleasant things about having kids, like when they're super young, the cost, adolescence, etc., but that is my confession of the day. I like kids. (no pedo)

09-18-2009, 04:38 PM	#1760 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	You guys are going to make great fathers someday.

09-20-2009, 08:29 PM	#1762 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	SCotD: I can't tell if ID is as stupid as show for using "granite" twice in the last 24 hours or if he is genius enough to make fun of him twice to see if we notice.

09-20-2009, 10:06 PM	#1763 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Genius is like a 98% favorite here f3lix.

09-20-2009, 11:31 PM	#1764 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	He's played this game many times before.

10-01-2009, 01:10 PM	#1766 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	I can't help but continuously stare at people with bucked teeth.

10-04-2009, 07:40 PM	#1767 (permalink)
Dent Lost in Hilbert Spice Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Surrounded by knaves and fools Posts: 3,507 Internets: 177361	after masturbating I like to let the cum slide down to my inner thigh, after a while I scrape a little of the cum/ballsweat/sometimes a little shit away and sniff it today is a sweet yet musky day also there's a little more shit than usual, I'm pretty sure that This has led to my asshole widening, it's not good if you want your asshole licked but are embarrased about shitting on someones face, I am.

10-04-2009, 10:02 PM	#1768 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	While we're on the asshole topic, I'd like to confess that I shit my pants a little yesterday while tailgating at a college football game. I was pissing in a bush (the line to the port-o-potties was too long) and thought I had to fart. A little poop came out. I immediately went and got in line at the port-o-potties to assess the situation but, after waiting for a minute or so and seeing the line wasn't moving, I decided to just let it ride. Turns out it wasn't that bad after all.

10-04-2009, 10:55 PM	#1770 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Me too. I feel like a new man.

10-05-2009, 12:57 PM	#1771 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Was it like an actual turd or just a wet fart? SCotD: Once in sixth grade at the beginning of the school day, I shit my pants and excused myself to go to the bathroom to clean myself up. When I got to the bathroom, I was horrified to see that it wasn't actual "shit" in my pants, but instead just a brown messy liquid. I dried this as best I could with toilet paper. When I got home, I hid that pair of underwear in my closet for fear that my mother would discover it in the laundry and question why I had shit my pants. I hid that underwear for years including through a change of address before finally taking it to a dumpster a mile away from my house on an afternoon where my parents were gone.

10-05-2009, 01:32 PM	#1772 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	It was more of a wet fart...but there was at least a little substance. It was contained within my ass cheeks, though. No fabric was soiled. Of course, at the time, I was convinced that my jeans were stained brown. I was very drunk, though...so, in the "wait in line" vs "face potential ridicule" debate, ridicule won.

10-07-2009, 12:47 PM	#1775 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I don't know how you manage to not jerk off during the day at work.