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Whenever I bite something, I get a giant rush of adrenaline (probably not
adrenaline, but that's what it feels like) that is sometimes tough to control.It needs to be a very hard bite, though. In fact, about the only things that I can bite hard enough to do it without hurting my mouth are fabrics (shirt, towel, etc). When I get very angry (like when an animal is being a dick), I'm oftentimes drawn to biting my shirt. If I actually proceed with biting the shirt, I'm normally sent into a very temporary blind rage. We're talking a couple of seconds, but, for those seconds, all I want to do is rip the problem into tiny pieces. On the other hand, even if I'm in a perfectly fine mood, if I bite something it will still trigger the adrenaline feeling. It's normally not coupled with rage at that point, but it does make me want to go Blonde on drywall. Not really because I don't like the drywall, though. Moreso because I want to break something. Hmm, maybe it is rage. Either way, does anyone else get super fucking hyped from biting things? Whether you do or you don't, do you have any quirky traits that may be unique? Let us know about them. We'll tell you. We'll tell you if you're unique. |
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Caribou Lou
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Wow I thought I was the only person who did this. Biting cloth is a major stress reliever for me. Plus, it's essentially harmless, I mean you're not hurting anyone or breaking anything, but it does give you some sort of inexplicable high. I'm not sure whether it is or isn't adrenaline, but it has a very similar feeling to a rush of that nature. Sometimes I just clench my teeth together really hard but that doesn't give the same feeling. Biting something really hard also helps relieve my headaches, not sure what the correlation is there but it works.
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Spice Master
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^ I don't have a biting urge, but I have to try very very hard to keep myself from physically assaulting at least one person a week. The urge gets ridiculously strong.
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Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.
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It normally only lasts as long as I'm biting, and, while I'm biting, it's generally to the point where my head is shaking because I'm biting so hard. I don't think this will ever lead to be committing a crime. I mean, the fact that I haven't killed a pet yet shows that I at least have some control over it. I'd also imagine that, once I have a child, I'll not instantly spike the child just because I bite my shirt. Probably not, at least. | |
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Too good for this thread? Are you? You are, aren't you? God damnit. Small Confession of the Day | |
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Ahoy Fuckbag
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Can you please move all of my posts from "small confession of the day" to this thread then. I didn't know I was supposed to be ashamed.
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When I took karate lessons as a kid, which made me the bad-ass I am today, I remember every now and then I'd bite down really hard on my mouth guard just because I liked being able to bite as hard possible. But that's pretty normal. What you do is weird.
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I also just bit the fuck outta a blanket where my head was shaking... I got nothin' | ||
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Back when I was a schoolgoing man, I would oftentimes completely zone out just staring at the back of the person's head in front of me, slowly growing more and more enraged at every fucking detail. From the curl of the cocksucker's hair, to the shape of the fucking base of the cut. It would normally end with me tightly gripping my mechanical pencil and jabbing it forcefully into the spinal cord whilst gleefully daydreaming. It doesn't matter who the subject is, the back of every head makes its owner seem like a smug twat. I've yet to find a head that has gone against this theory. | |
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