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Old 01-05-2003, 05:17 AM   #101 (permalink)
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She treated me like... I jacked off outside of her window while she was sleeping again.
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Old 01-05-2003, 05:43 AM   #102 (permalink)
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Hmm...that last one didn't really last very long, but...

She treated me like...the horney sexbear that I am.
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Old 01-05-2003, 07:53 PM   #103 (permalink)
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she treated me like... i had just pulled out of her ass and wiped her blood on her teddy bear.
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Old 01-05-2003, 10:54 PM   #104 (permalink)
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She treated me like.....I'm a dirty Mexican who just did her up the ass.

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Old 01-05-2003, 11:12 PM   #105 (permalink)
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Old 01-05-2003, 11:59 PM   #106 (permalink)
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I like the fast pace of the game... so I'm gonna go ahead and end this one. I have to go with Chuckhead, because I can't imagine how bad an 18 year old queer who takes dance lessons must be treated... poor fella.

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Old 01-06-2003, 01:17 AM   #107 (permalink)
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JK's ass after it's been rammed with a 9"+ long cock....

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Note: BDH used JK's real name. I edited it to something else, and he re-edited to make it appear as "JK" which is as you see it now. Thank you for your nubblies patronage

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Old 01-06-2003, 01:19 AM   #108 (permalink)
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Alright, thanks. First time posting, and I get a spot on the board....huh. Kinda strange, but hey, let's keep the game in motion shall we?

Okay, let's say you're walking somewhere, and as you're walking, you see this pile of...something...on the side of the road.

Describe it for me.

It looked like a...

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It looked like... a charred pile of jewish corpses.
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Old 01-06-2003, 01:42 AM   #110 (permalink)
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It looked like.....a piece of flabby skin off of a Mexican woman's ass that was dipped in urine and served on a toasted bun.

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Old 01-06-2003, 01:53 AM   #111 (permalink)
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It looked like... the result of thousands of years of dripping semen from that thing in the back of your throat.
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Old 01-08-2003, 08:21 PM   #112 (permalink)
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Well, since it looks like this thread is in danger of getting pushed to the bottom recesses of this page by some dumbass threads, I'll pick the winner now.

I'm gonna go with Orgazmo, since damn...a thousand years....wow. That's a grand scope there, and I like to see that risk being taken.

UB, you were a very close second.

Here're your updated scores. Take it away Orgazmo.

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Old 01-09-2003, 12:53 AM   #113 (permalink)
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Thank you Mr. Chuck.

My dick is so big...

Now, I want to hear original shit. I've read many things off of various websites that finish this statement...some of which StDx utilized early on in the Nubblies lifeline in a shit talking post. If I've heard your finisher before, I will certainly not pick you as the winner.

My thought: Your girlfriend has to tap dance on it to get me off.

Finish It, Bitch.

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My dick is so big that I've had to call the Guiness Book of World Records to tell them that I DON'T have elephantitis.

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Old 01-09-2003, 01:03 AM   #115 (permalink)
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My dick is so big.....Anky's "mom" said she could actually feel it.

Explanation: She's so loose, she usually can't feel a cock.....

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Old 01-09-2003, 02:30 AM   #116 (permalink)
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My dick is so big...homeless people use it as shelter from the rain.
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tonguegina:
My dick is so big...homeless people use it as shelter from the rain.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

My dick is so big... ha ha, you think that's rain?
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My dick is so big... that they're hosting next year's Rose Bowl on my shaft.
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my dick is so big ... on september 11, the plan was for the fourth plane to crash into my dick.
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Old 01-09-2003, 06:05 PM   #120 (permalink)
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my dick is so big... it just renewed it's old endorsement deal with gatorade... it's in a commercial where my dick now plays basketball against my dick 10 years ago AND my dick 10 years before that.
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The Cockstarr's dick is so big... the Cockstarr routinely enters it in big dick contests where it always comes in first, second, and third.
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Old 01-09-2003, 10:44 PM   #122 (permalink)
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I know it's against the rules to post on here without having a finish it, bitch. But I can't help it, StDx, your post nearly made me shit myself. That was singlehandedly one of the funniest things I have ever read in my life.

Orgazmo, I wasn't thinking I would win this anyways....but if for some reason you should feel that I am the winner of this round, I would like to concede my victory to StDx. Just give it to him, that was the funniest fucking thing I've ever read.

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Old 01-09-2003, 10:53 PM   #123 (permalink)
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My dick is so big... I let New York use it as a parade float.
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Old 01-10-2003, 02:29 AM   #124 (permalink)
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First of all...I don't think anyone would disagree with the fact that this F.I.B. has brought out the best in everyone. All of those were hysterical. In my opinion, two shined above the rest...StDx's and Stabmaster Arson's. I don't know if you guys have seen the new Gatorade commercial...but it has Michael Jordan (of current day) playing basketball against the oldtimes Michael Jordan. To be honest, Stabmaster's made me laugh more than StDx's...but St's has much more of a lasting effect. Because of this, he gets the W.

On a sidenote, Mr. Gina's was an amazing thought too. In any other FIB, it would have won...but this FIB seemed to bring out the best in all Nubblites. God bless.

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thank you.

let's look at the opposite side of the spectrum.


my dick's so small...

I'm thinking along the lines of...

my dick's so small if it were any shorter, it's stick out the crack of my ass.
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my dick's so small I always piss on my balls.
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my dick's so small I feel inadequate when I see a lightswitch.
be creative, see what you can do.
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