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Ugly Bastard · 01-14-2003, 12:41 AM

After he found out that his girlfriend had been cheating on him, Pete was understandably pissed off...so one night, while she was out with her "girlfriends," he........jacked off all over her wardrobe, pissed on her birth control pills, lit her cat on fire, threw it into the ceiling fan, shaved his pubes, taped them to the inside of her bathrobe, defocated in her oven, turned it up to 500ºF, and ran out of the house naked screaming , "My dog just raped me! My dog just raped me!".

-Ugly Bastard

[This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited January 13, 2003).]

Jake · 01-14-2003, 12:44 AM

"so one night while she was out with her girlfriends" "HE" decided to vent, releasing some frustration, but then "HE" decided to sort some things out about himself. After realizing that he was truly a homo, and had no appetite for her nasty rotten twat, he decided to seek revenge, By fucking his girl friends, "cheating lover!"

Ps. "HE, in the story, refers to whomever that damn homo, who is dominating me in the fag polls right now. I swear to god he better cover his hole and squezze tight cause im out to get him, and claim victory!

[This message has been edited by Jake (edited January 13, 2003).]

[This message has been edited by Jake (edited January 13, 2003).]

01-26-2003, 03:30 AM

Bastard wins.

Leaderboard:
Orgazmo - 4
StDx - 3
50 Cent - 2
Ugly Bastard - 2
Combat Chuck - 1
BDH - 1
Pliedes - 1
St. Anky - 1
Titan - 1
Lethal - 1

Ugly Bastard · 01-26-2003, 03:31 AM

Thank you, sir.

People are as shallow as.....

-Ugly Bastard

01-26-2003, 03:35 AM

People are as shallow as... a hillbilly's bank account.

[This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited January 26, 2003).]

Titan · 01-26-2003, 03:39 AM

People are as shallow as... a Mexican's pool of knowledge.

01-26-2003, 03:42 AM

People are as shallow as... most of the passengers on Titanic currently are...

StDx · 01-26-2003, 09:40 PM

people are as shallow as...TheMan's gene pool.

Ugly Bastard · 02-02-2003, 06:27 PM

Titan wins the sexbear.

Leaderboard:
Leaderboard:
Orgazmo - 4
StDx - 3
50 Cent - 2
Ugly Bastard - 2
Titan-2
Combat Chuck - 1
BDH - 1
Pliedes - 1
St. Anky - 1
Lethal - 1

Post, child.

-Ugly Bastard

Titan · 02-02-2003, 07:01 PM

Thanx a load Mr. Bastard.

His underage girlfriend was naughtier than...

[This message has been edited by Titan (edited February 02, 2003).]

StabMaster Arson · 02-02-2003, 07:19 PM

his underage girlfriend was naughtier than...Charles Manson on cocaine at an Oscar's party.

02-02-2003, 07:27 PM

His underage girlfriend was naughtier than... his ex-underage girlfriend

02-02-2003, 08:29 PM

His underage girlfriend was naughtier than R. Kelly's.

Ugly Bastard · 02-02-2003, 08:57 PM

His underage girlfriend was naughtier than.........a priest in a room full of blonde alter-boys.

-Ugly Bastard

[This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited February 02, 2003).]

02-02-2003, 09:05 PM

Seriously Titan, fuck you.

His underage girlfriend was naughtier than...St.Anky during his time in proctology school.

Combat Chuck · 02-02-2003, 11:54 PM

His under-age girlfriend was naughtier than....Hitler in a torture room full of Jew babies.

Titan · 02-04-2003, 01:36 AM

Unfortunately, I have to give it to the guy who's already way ahead... course I guess there's a reason for that. Anyway, the relation to R. Kelly and underage girlfriends: it's funny because it's true.

Leaderboard:
Orgazmo - 5
StDx - 3
50 Cent - 2
Ugly Bastard - 2
Titan-2
Combat Chuck - 1
BDH - 1
Pliedes - 1
St. Anky - 1
Lethal - 1

Orgazmo:

02-04-2003, 01:39 AM

You and those that you have physically touched (in a non-violent manner) within the past 24 hours are all going to heaven. Thank you.

Her pussy was so loose, sex with her was like...

Be original. No "dropping a toothpick into the Grand Canyon" or "fucking a warm glass of water." Originality is the key.

Finish It, Bitch.

Ugly Bastard · 02-04-2003, 01:43 AM

Her pussy was so loose, sex with her was like..........taking my penis to an art museum, he ain't touchin anything.

-Ugly Bastard

[This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited February 03, 2003).]

bert · 02-04-2003, 01:43 AM

Her pussy was so loose, sex with her was like... having sex with anky's ex in the ass

[This message has been edited by bert (edited February 03, 2003).]

02-04-2003, 01:47 AM

Correction bert, that'd be the ass.

bert · 02-04-2003, 01:48 AM

yeah i thought bout that but wanted to stay away from that cuase he whinned bout that enough and i didnt want to hear anymore of it

Titan · 02-04-2003, 02:02 AM

Her pussy was so loose, sex with her was like... having sex with the opposite of pliedes new girlfriend.

02-04-2003, 02:11 AM

You dirty motherfucker, you will die.

02-04-2003, 02:16 AM

Her pussy was so loose... when I was done, I parked my car in it to keep it out of the rain.

01-26-2003, 03:30 AM	#153 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Bastard wins. Leaderboard: Orgazmo - 4 StDx - 3 50 Cent - 2 Ugly Bastard - 2 Combat Chuck - 1 BDH - 1 Pliedes - 1 St. Anky - 1 Titan - 1 Lethal - 1
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01-26-2003, 03:35 AM	#155 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	People are as shallow as... a hillbilly's bank account. [This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited January 26, 2003).]
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01-26-2003, 03:42 AM	#157 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	People are as shallow as... most of the passengers on Titanic currently are...
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02-02-2003, 07:27 PM	#162 (permalink)
50 Cent Guest Posts: n/a	His underage girlfriend was naughtier than... his ex-underage girlfriend
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02-02-2003, 08:29 PM	#163 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	His underage girlfriend was naughtier than R. Kelly's.
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01-14-2003, 12:41 AM	#151 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	After he found out that his girlfriend had been cheating on him, Pete was understandably pissed off...so one night, while she was out with her "girlfriends," he........jacked off all over her wardrobe, pissed on her birth control pills, lit her cat on fire, threw it into the ceiling fan, shaved his pubes, taped them to the inside of her bathrobe, defocated in her oven, turned it up to 500ºF, and ran out of the house naked screaming , "My dog just raped me! My dog just raped me!". -Ugly Bastard [This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited January 13, 2003).]

01-14-2003, 12:44 AM	#152 (permalink)
Jake Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 148 Internets: 10	"so one night while she was out with her girlfriends" "HE" decided to vent, releasing some frustration, but then "HE" decided to sort some things out about himself. After realizing that he was truly a homo, and had no appetite for her nasty rotten twat, he decided to seek revenge, By fucking his girl friends, "cheating lover!" Ps. "HE, in the story, refers to whomever that damn homo, who is dominating me in the fag polls right now. I swear to god he better cover his hole and squezze tight cause im out to get him, and claim victory! [This message has been edited by Jake (edited January 13, 2003).] [This message has been edited by Jake (edited January 13, 2003).]

01-26-2003, 03:31 AM	#154 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Thank you, sir. People are as shallow as..... -Ugly Bastard

01-26-2003, 03:39 AM	#156 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	People are as shallow as... a Mexican's pool of knowledge.

01-26-2003, 09:40 PM	#158 (permalink)
StDx Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: right behind you Posts: 931 Internets: 306	people are as shallow as...TheMan's gene pool.

02-02-2003, 06:27 PM	#159 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Titan wins the sexbear. Leaderboard: Leaderboard: Orgazmo - 4 StDx - 3 50 Cent - 2 Ugly Bastard - 2 Titan-2 Combat Chuck - 1 BDH - 1 Pliedes - 1 St. Anky - 1 Lethal - 1 Post, child. -Ugly Bastard

02-02-2003, 07:01 PM	#160 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Thanx a load Mr. Bastard. His underage girlfriend was naughtier than... [This message has been edited by Titan (edited February 02, 2003).]

02-02-2003, 07:19 PM	#161 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	his underage girlfriend was naughtier than...Charles Manson on cocaine at an Oscar's party.

02-02-2003, 08:57 PM	#164 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	His underage girlfriend was naughtier than.........a priest in a room full of blonde alter-boys. -Ugly Bastard [This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited February 02, 2003).]

02-02-2003, 09:05 PM	#165 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	Seriously Titan, fuck you. His underage girlfriend was naughtier than...St.Anky during his time in proctology school.
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02-02-2003, 11:54 PM	#166 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	His under-age girlfriend was naughtier than....Hitler in a torture room full of Jew babies.

02-04-2003, 01:36 AM	#167 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Unfortunately, I have to give it to the guy who's already way ahead... course I guess there's a reason for that. Anyway, the relation to R. Kelly and underage girlfriends: it's funny because it's true. Leaderboard: Orgazmo - 5 StDx - 3 50 Cent - 2 Ugly Bastard - 2 Titan-2 Combat Chuck - 1 BDH - 1 Pliedes - 1 St. Anky - 1 Lethal - 1 Orgazmo:

02-04-2003, 01:39 AM	#168 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	You and those that you have physically touched (in a non-violent manner) within the past 24 hours are all going to heaven. Thank you. Her pussy was so loose, sex with her was like... Be original. No "dropping a toothpick into the Grand Canyon" or "fucking a warm glass of water." Originality is the key. Finish It, Bitch.
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02-04-2003, 01:43 AM	#169 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Her pussy was so loose, sex with her was like..........taking my penis to an art museum, he ain't touchin anything. -Ugly Bastard [This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited February 03, 2003).]

02-04-2003, 01:43 AM	#170 (permalink)
bert Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 314 Internets: 10	Her pussy was so loose, sex with her was like... having sex with anky's ex in the ass [This message has been edited by bert (edited February 03, 2003).]

02-04-2003, 01:47 AM	#171 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	Correction bert, that'd be the ass.
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02-04-2003, 01:48 AM	#172 (permalink)
bert Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 314 Internets: 10	yeah i thought bout that but wanted to stay away from that cuase he whinned bout that enough and i didnt want to hear anymore of it

02-04-2003, 02:02 AM	#173 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Her pussy was so loose, sex with her was like... having sex with the opposite of pliedes new girlfriend.

02-04-2003, 02:11 AM	#174 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	You dirty motherfucker, you will die.
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02-04-2003, 02:16 AM	#175 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	Her pussy was so loose... when I was done, I parked my car in it to keep it out of the rain.
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