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[Mr. Blonde]

i'm sorry. i just don't know how to differentiate them visually. halp?

[TwoBlackEyes]

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

Uh, by "a lot of" i'm pretty sure you mean "2". Maybe three. In order of shittiness: the HIV, hepatitis (the sex kind) and herpes are pretty much the only ones that can't be cured this day and age, no?

You forgot HPV, which causes penile cancer in rare cases. Not to mention warts.

This one too:

Antibiotic-Resistant Gonorrhea - STD information from CDC


So that's 5. I guess it just depends on your definition of what "a lot" is.

[Mr. Blonde]

don't pull that penile cancer shit with me. everybody knows HPV is only a real threat to women/cervical cancer, which is not my fucking problem as far as i'm concerned. hpv is so difficult to prevent and so rare to actually have symptoms (warts/male cancer) that they don't even really test for it for guys in STD tests anymore.

EDIT: Even cervical cancer isn't even that common: http://www.cdc.gov/std/HPV/STDFact-HPV.htm

Not even 12,000 in a year? Chump change. Next

[TwoBlackEyes]

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

don't pull that penile cancer shit with me. everybody knows HPV is only a real threat to women/cervical cancer, which is not my fucking problem as far as i'm concerned. hpv is so difficult to prevent and so rare to actually have symptoms (warts/male cancer) that they don't even really test for it for guys in STD tests anymore.

EDIT: Even cervical cancer isn't even that common: STD Facts - Human papillomavirus (HPV)

Not even 12,000 in a year? Chump change. Next

You might not care, but there are some dudes out there who end up with a dong that looks like a head of cauliflower. I don't have a penis, personally, but if I did I imagine that would be.... unpleasant.

And cervical cancer is rare, but do you know why? Because we get yearly vag tune-ups to check for it, and it's usually dealt with before it turns into cancer. But you'd be pretty hard pressed to find many women who haven't personally or don't have friends who have had to have pre-cancerous cells removed from their cervix. And the women who don't get pap smears? That's where the 12,000 deaths number comes from. If every dude had his balls biopsied every single year, I bet the testicular cancer deaths would drop too.

But, frankly, none of this has anything to do with my original point, which I believe still stands. You can't unfuck someone. All you can do is clean up afterwards.

[Ugly Bastard]

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

In order of shittiness: the HIV, hepatitis (the sex kind) and herpes are pretty much the only ones that can't be cured this day and age, no?

Herpes last?! That's about the only one with an imminent danger of contraction. I'd put it #1.

[Mr. Blonde]

Yes, it's the easiest one to get out of the incurables next to HPV which we've already established doesn't matter at all to the superior sex, but it's not THAT shitty. Honestly guys, its like a fuckin skin disease with a bad social stigma. Its comparable to acne that comes out about once a year that you can give to someone else if you aren't careful. That being said, I sure as hell don't want it, but i'd take it over HIV or hepatitis any day of the fucking week. It was ordered in shittiness of disease, not most likely to contract.

[THEINCREDIBLEdork]

can anyone guess which std's blonde has?

[Orgazmo]

I'd guess a lovely HPV & Herp combo.

[DDTempest]

I read that having herpes actually strengthens your immune system because your white blood cells are constantly active fighting it into remission.

[BarryJive]