I'm going to participate in Secret Santa 2k11 just to see what type of hate gifts I receive :)

hopefully we won't have to wait until March.

Will my Santa please reply just to confirm that I won't be getting a gift this year? Not hearing anything but holding out hope is much worse than simply knowing the worst is going to happen.

+1

While still early and if this were a vote, I'd say fruit b's secret santa kicked secret Santa ass so far. That was a bad ass package. The only redeeming factor about ninjaface's gift was that it was timely.

You'd probably get a bunch of Jesus type shit.

So on christmas morning will Secret Santa reveal the names of the secret santas that haven't sent us gifts? Because otherwise we'll all assume it's Blonde.

Yeah I was actually going to say something but didn't want to ruin any form of remaining secrecy, but for realz it's not me this time.

Its certainly not my best effort, but I think given the intended target of $25, a dragonfly plasma lamp, a jelly bean shitting reindeer, and pirate nutcracker, and the traditional growing santa coupled with "Gingernuts" a bag of pubes and an old magnum condom is fairly solid.

Having said that, presentation is a large portion of this, and to be honest this year I just lost the Christmas Spirit as soon as I found out that I wasn't even getting a real gift. I admit I lost the Secret Santa Spirit, and apologize whole heartedly if Ninjaface feels slighted at the mediocrity of my gift. Is that fair?

No. Shit isn't fair.

Last year Ninjaface sent me a book, and some random shit from a drug store ... this year he sent Fruitacious B
:blonde::blonde:
THE COOLEST FUCKING PRESENT EVER:blonde::blonde:
... A crucifix knife. That's not fair either ... It's not fair that some gifts are going to far outshine anything else anyone ever receives ... can anyone top of Crucifix Knife? Ever? I'll throw the gauntlet down now and say that it can not be done.

Maybe we've become too jaded as we've seen both extremes of the spectrum now ... is my gift a crucifix knife? No. But it's no Shaw gift either, and it's more timely than a Blonde gift. In the grand scheme of things, I think you will come to the conclusion that its perfectly average.

LOL!!111JAHAHAHAHAHA

Ugly Bastard,

I believe in you even you don't believe in me.

Did you ever consider that Santa likes watching you squirm?

Sincerely,

Secret-fucking-Santa

=)!!!! <3

Sorry Gaz, looks like you're taking the Santa Doesn't Love Us train by yourself this year because MY SANTA REMEMBERED ME!!!

I've basically come to accept that I've lost the lottery again. That said, it still hurts. It hurts really badly.

I'm with you, brother. Why, Santa, why? Is it because I'm Jewish?

Worry not, I've not heard a mouse's fart worth of noise from my santa, either.

Mouse farts? I thought that image under your avatar was a rat... i've been gone quite a while- tell me about your pet rat, Felix.

And where's my santa at??? I've been feverishly checking my mail like a... well, like a kid at christmas.

HOW'S THIS FOR A FUCKING MOUSE FART, F3LIX?! YOUR GIFT WILL ARRIVE WHEN IT'S GOOD AND GOD DAMNED READY. THE ELVES CAN ONLY WORK SO HARD, YOU BASTARD.

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I want to tell Santa to pump the brakes, but I'm :blonde: too scared to.

HOHOHO! That would have been some nice information that you could have shared with banana tits so she could tell your Secret Santa you dumb shit.

HOHOHOHOHO!

HOHOHOHO to you to you pot bellied shit squirting ass-puker. See this thread http://www.nubblies.net/forums/gener...ies-vegas.html that seems to expose your alzheimering oh mighty omnipotent all knowing kuptcha.

Did Santy forget to tell tits about her being referenced?





This is the baddest mothafucking santa ever.

You do realize that I don't control Secret Fucking Santa, right?

Nobody controls Secret Fucking Santa. Nobody. But you do control Banana Tits, right? And SFS watches all year. Right?

Of course. That doesn't mean that I told her that we may be going to Vegas on Christmas, though. And it definitely doesn't mean that I told her you would be there. Or your exact itinerary. Or anything at all.

I talk to my girlfriend about Angry Pancake all the time.

You're a true friend to all.