Who is going to hell? An argument for the Bible, Religion and God. - Page 44 - Nubblies.net Forums

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-07-2011, 10:18 PM

Well, it depends on how far we want to go back. We'll start with Blonde's rejection from his father because of Blonde's effeminate characteristics and behavior during his childhood. The a lack of a father-son relationship made it difficult to create and maintain platonic relationships of other boys his age. This led to a horribly debilitating addiction to pogs and animated television shows that lasted well into his teenage years.

Facebook represents to Blonde those friends he never had growing up. When he senses the slightest risk of rejection from a peer on facebook he will break the relationship first in an attempt to avoid potential future rejection.

Mr. Blonde · 01-07-2011, 10:35 PM

Not even close. Poor showing.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-08-2011, 12:15 AM

It's not your fault.

Saint DH · 01-08-2011, 03:23 AM

Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Give us this day, our daily bread, and forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors. Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. For thine is the kingdom, the power, and the glory forever. In Jesus name we pray, Amen.

angry pancake · 01-08-2011, 08:21 AM

^^^the abridged version.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-09-2011, 01:02 PM

My grandmother died last week. After the viewing on Friday they held a rosary prayer gathering.

After not having been in a church for a very long time it was really eerie and just plain weird watching a group of 50 people chant the same 2 lines 50 times over again. It felt like I was in a room full of nutcases.

vaga1220 * · 01-22-2011, 11:02 PM

YouTube - Inappropriate For Children

Mr. Blonde · 01-24-2011, 09:03 AM

Some Jehovah's witnesses came by my place earlier tonight, I usually don't answer the buzzer cause it's, obviously, almost always a Korean person either thinking i'm somebody else or wanting me for something that involves speaking Korean. For some reason, I picked up the phone (divine intervention pry) and it was some Indian dude wanting to talk Christ. I went outside to meet them and politely declined, mentioning that I am an atheist. I wasn't going to argue with the guys, I feel i'm a bit over that stage, at least with people willing to go around to random strangers' houses in freezing weather trying to preach the gospel. We parted ways and they left me with two copies of Awake!, their monthly publication...one of them from November of last year, obviously they thought it was relevant:

They seemed like nice enough guys, they mentioned they'll be back sometime later, I think i'll invite them in for tea or coffee and have a discussion/debate. Maybe i'll videotape it.

Saint DH · 01-24-2011, 12:44 PM

I might be wrong here, but are you talking about inviting those guys in, having sex with with them and video taping it? Or did I just read that completely wrong?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-30-2011, 06:18 PM

YouTube - Another Question for Atheists

Ironic Mustache · 01-31-2011, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Mistoffelees

YouTube - Another Question for Atheists

Ho. Ly. Shit.

angry pancake · 01-31-2011, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Mistoffelees

YouTube - Another Question for Atheists

rofl

Orgazmo · 01-31-2011, 02:15 PM

obv troll

Ironic Mustache · 02-01-2011, 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

obv troll

I considered that but I just want to believe in the nincompoopery so bad that I'm willing to suspend disbelief.

Saint DH · 02-01-2011, 01:18 AM

But if God doesn't exist, then WHO WROTE THE FUCKING BIBLE?

She got me thinking.

Ironic Mustache · 02-01-2011, 01:34 AM

Blonde's ancestors wrote it as the earliest recorded form of trolling.

Mr. Blonde · 02-01-2011, 01:37 AM

Thanks to Poe's Law it really is hard to tell if people are trolling sometimes. Here is another example:

YouTube - Why condoms don't offer real protection from STDs

Orgazmo · 02-01-2011, 02:51 AM

obv troll

Mr. Blonde · 02-01-2011, 03:17 AM

Edward Current is another really good one:

YouTube - Checkmate, Atheists!

These dudes took quotes from fundamentalist forums and acted them out:

YouTube - If Atheists Ruled the World

Mr. Blonde · 02-10-2011, 06:17 AM

Obviously this Bill 'O clip is old, but this is a new (er) one of Colbert taking it to extremes.

YouTube - How the sun get there? Where does it go at night?

Repugnant Abomination · 03-26-2011, 02:34 AM

God's Wife Edited Out of the Bible -- Almost : Discovery News

Mr. Blonde · 03-28-2011, 10:20 AM

Dillahunty and crew take on Ray Comfort ("Banana man")

The Atheist Experience 702, Ray Comfort Interview, The Atheist Experience 702 atheisttv on USTREAM. Other Spirituality
Broadcasting Live with Ustream.TV

Ugly Bastard · 04-01-2011, 12:06 AM

Tilt!

House votes to direct $ 100 M in taxpayer dollars to religious private schools

Mr. Blonde · 04-01-2011, 03:28 AM

Only in D.C. I read, not that it makes it that much better but I guess there are huge problems with public school in D.C, so the obvious answer was to put money into the schools with less problems.

f3lix · 04-01-2011, 09:26 AM

We must continue our fight to remove politicians not following the Constitution

01-07-2011, 10:18 PM	#1076 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	Well, it depends on how far we want to go back. We'll start with Blonde's rejection from his father because of Blonde's effeminate characteristics and behavior during his childhood. The a lack of a father-son relationship made it difficult to create and maintain platonic relationships of other boys his age. This led to a horribly debilitating addiction to pogs and animated television shows that lasted well into his teenage years. Facebook represents to Blonde those friends he never had growing up. When he senses the slightest risk of rejection from a peer on facebook he will break the relationship first in an attempt to avoid potential future rejection.
	#YOLO

01-08-2011, 12:15 AM	#1078 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	It's not your fault.
	#YOLO

01-09-2011, 01:02 PM	#1081 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	My grandmother died last week. After the viewing on Friday they held a rosary prayer gathering. After not having been in a church for a very long time it was really eerie and just plain weird watching a group of 50 people chant the same 2 lines 50 times over again. It felt like I was in a room full of nutcases.
	#YOLO

01-30-2011, 06:18 PM	#1085 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	YouTube - Another Question for Atheists
	#YOLO

02-01-2011, 01:34 AM	#1091 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Blonde's ancestors wrote it as the earliest recorded form of trolling.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-07-2011, 10:35 PM	#1077 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Not even close. Poor showing.

01-08-2011, 03:23 AM	#1079 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,143 Internets: 284753	Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Give us this day, our daily bread, and forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors. Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. For thine is the kingdom, the power, and the glory forever. In Jesus name we pray, Amen.

01-24-2011, 09:03 AM	#1083 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Some Jehovah's witnesses came by my place earlier tonight, I usually don't answer the buzzer cause it's, obviously, almost always a Korean person either thinking i'm somebody else or wanting me for something that involves speaking Korean. For some reason, I picked up the phone (divine intervention pry) and it was some Indian dude wanting to talk Christ. I went outside to meet them and politely declined, mentioning that I am an atheist. I wasn't going to argue with the guys, I feel i'm a bit over that stage, at least with people willing to go around to random strangers' houses in freezing weather trying to preach the gospel. We parted ways and they left me with two copies of Awake!, their monthly publication...one of them from November of last year, obviously they thought it was relevant: They seemed like nice enough guys, they mentioned they'll be back sometime later, I think i'll invite them in for tea or coffee and have a discussion/debate. Maybe i'll videotape it.

01-24-2011, 12:44 PM	#1084 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,143 Internets: 284753	I might be wrong here, but are you talking about inviting those guys in, having sex with with them and video taping it? Or did I just read that completely wrong?

01-31-2011, 02:15 PM	#1088 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	obv troll

02-01-2011, 01:18 AM	#1090 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,143 Internets: 284753	But if God doesn't exist, then WHO WROTE THE FUCKING BIBLE? She got me thinking.

02-01-2011, 02:51 AM	#1093 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	obv troll

03-26-2011, 02:34 AM	#1096 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	God's Wife Edited Out of the Bible -- Almost : Discovery News

04-01-2011, 12:06 AM	#1098 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Tilt! House votes to direct $ 100 M in taxpayer dollars to religious private schools

04-01-2011, 03:28 AM	#1099 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Only in D.C. I read, not that it makes it that much better but I guess there are huge problems with public school in D.C, so the obvious answer was to put money into the schools with less problems.

04-01-2011, 09:26 AM	#1100 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	We must continue our fight to remove politicians not following the Constitution