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Orgazmo · 10-07-2013, 12:59 AM

How much have you had to drink this evening?

Cocktooth · 10-07-2013, 01:04 AM

Don't hijack my thread, dick.

Cocktooth · 10-07-2013, 01:05 AM

The fact that this is the thread you picked to question me, is odd, but I understanding. I will say I've done my best with punctuation, and grammar. Shall I get picked apart, I blame it on Mr. Wolfe.

Dent · 05-14-2014, 08:05 PM

My Cat Saved My Son - YouTube

Mr. Blonde · 05-14-2014, 08:34 PM

I was given a front-row seat to an actual feline battle once, two street cats. The noises those animals were making were crazy, I had never heard that before. One cat eventually got the upper hand and mortally wounded the other one. The victor walked away while the less fortunate half of the conflict bled to death in front of me on the sidewalk.

In related news, I'm thinking about starting a squirrel breeding program with the intent to breed docile squirrels as pets. Anybody want to invest? We'll probably need to put in at least 20 years of breeding before we get any luck, but just think of the payoff!

Orgazmo · 05-14-2014, 11:58 PM

I'll accept 5% in exchange for brand naming the docile squirrels.

If you hover over this spoiler tag, you're implicitly accepting.

They'll be called "Earls." This is a play on the mixing of the words being Docirrels, or "Das Earls."

Mr. Blonde · 05-17-2014, 07:39 PM

Orgazmo · 05-17-2014, 10:06 PM

Five Percent.

Mr. Blonde · 05-20-2014, 10:08 PM

Can I use your backyard?

Orgazmo · 05-20-2014, 11:43 PM

Tentatively yes. Depends on the size of this operation, though.

Mr. Blonde · 05-24-2014, 09:34 AM

It's fucking backyard-sized until we need to expand. At that point we may still need to use your land for equipment storage, though.

Orgazmo · 05-24-2014, 11:07 AM

I'm in.

Orgazmo · 06-29-2014, 11:54 PM

Still haven't heard about the next step here.

I did buy this to dispense feed to the Earls, though. It's still in the box. Because I don't have squirrels in my backyard right now (Earls or otherwise).

Let me know when I can expect the first shipment, please.

Mr. Blonde · 06-29-2014, 11:56 PM

hey man sorr i've been busy there are squirrels like everywhere

they're loud

listen i'm in the talks with UPS on a shipment deal right now but just be patient bc you have no idea how much i want these fuckers to chill out genetically

Orgazmo · 06-29-2014, 11:58 PM

Not getting antsy, just wanted to hear something of the operation. Now that I've done that, I'm cool.

Please keep me posted monthly at least so I don't get antsy again.

Thank you.

there's no hidden message above. I just hit the italics shortcut 1.5 words too early and 1 word too late in the sentence

Dent · 06-30-2014, 02:36 PM

*You start to tame the Creature.*

Dent · 02-19-2015, 04:07 PM

*I always wanted a pet like you.*

Edit : Sales pitch : GM + Reindeer = RUDOLPH THE $$$$ REINDEER

10-07-2013, 01:04 AM	#277 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,219 Internets: 124047	Don't hijack my thread, dick.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

10-07-2013, 01:05 AM	#278 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,219 Internets: 124047	The fact that this is the thread you picked to question me, is odd, but I understanding. I will say I've done my best with punctuation, and grammar. Shall I get picked apart, I blame it on Mr. Wolfe.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

02-19-2015, 04:07 PM	#292 (permalink)
Dent Lost in Hilbert Spice Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Surrounded by knaves and fools Posts: 2,573 Internets: 114370	I always wanted a pet like you. Edit : Sales pitch : GM + Reindeer = RUDOLPH THE $$$$ REINDEER
	Last edited by Dent; 02-19-2015 at 04:13 PM.

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10-07-2013, 12:59 AM	#276 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,388 Internets: 291816	How much have you had to drink this evening?

05-14-2014, 08:34 PM	#280 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,919 Internets: 275079	I was given a front-row seat to an actual feline battle once, two street cats. The noises those animals were making were crazy, I had never heard that before. One cat eventually got the upper hand and mortally wounded the other one. The victor walked away while the less fortunate half of the conflict bled to death in front of me on the sidewalk. In related news, I'm thinking about starting a squirrel breeding program with the intent to breed docile squirrels as pets. Anybody want to invest? We'll probably need to put in at least 20 years of breeding before we get any luck, but just think of the payoff!

05-14-2014, 11:58 PM	#281 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,388 Internets: 291816	I'll accept 5% in exchange for brand naming the docile squirrels. If you hover over this spoiler tag, you're implicitly accepting. They'll be called "Earls." This is a play on the mixing of the words being Docirrels, or "Das Earls."

05-17-2014, 07:39 PM	#282 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,919 Internets: 275079

05-17-2014, 10:06 PM	#283 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,388 Internets: 291816	Five Percent.

05-20-2014, 10:08 PM	#284 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,919 Internets: 275079	Can I use your backyard?

05-20-2014, 11:43 PM	#285 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,388 Internets: 291816	Tentatively yes. Depends on the size of this operation, though.

05-24-2014, 09:34 AM	#286 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,919 Internets: 275079	It's fucking backyard-sized until we need to expand. At that point we may still need to use your land for equipment storage, though.

05-24-2014, 11:07 AM	#287 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,388 Internets: 291816	I'm in.

06-29-2014, 11:54 PM	#288 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,388 Internets: 291816	Still haven't heard about the next step here. I did buy this to dispense feed to the Earls, though. It's still in the box. Because I don't have squirrels in my backyard right now (Earls or otherwise). Let me know when I can expect the first shipment, please.

06-29-2014, 11:56 PM	#289 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,919 Internets: 275079	hey man sorr i've been busy there are squirrels like everywhere they're loud listen i'm in the talks with UPS on a shipment deal right now but just be patient bc you have no idea how much i want these fuckers to chill out genetically

06-29-2014, 11:58 PM	#290 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,388 Internets: 291816	Not getting antsy, just wanted to hear something of the operation. Now that I've done that, I'm cool. Please keep me posted monthly at least so I don't get antsy again. Thank you. there's no hidden message above. I just hit the italics shortcut 1.5 words too early and 1 word too late in the sentence

06-30-2014, 02:36 PM	#291 (permalink)
Dent Lost in Hilbert Spice Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Surrounded by knaves and fools Posts: 2,573 Internets: 114370	You start to tame the Creature.