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COME ON YOU YANKS
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I got pulled over today for going 61 in a 55. The cop's reason? "Didn't you know I was a police car? If I let you pass me, everyone else would feel entitled to do the same."
The fucko was going 60 in the middle of a 3 lane highway with 10 cars bumper to bumper behind him. For those familiar, this is on 465 where, if you're going under 65, you get cursed. No ticket, but it doesn't make him much less of a douche. I pulled away after getting the warning and, as I sped off, there was one vehicle in my rearview mirror: A semi truck that was a decent way back. I shit you not when I say that the cop promptly pulled him over. I'll bet you that gentleman will be sleeping well tonight. He put in a good day's work. |
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#553 (permalink) |
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I make bad decisions.
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I would've passed the cop as well. MOST of the time, they won't pull you over.
My last encounter w/ getting pulled over Saturday morning went a little something like this, "do you know how fast you were going?" No clue sir. "It's a 25 mph zone." Oh yeah. "Yeah, you were doing 47." My bad. Oh yeah I don't have my license or anything. "Why are you in such a hurry." ...I got a golf tourney to get to. "Oh ok slow it down a bit." |
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Gangnam Style
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Many cops are too proud of being "the law" that if you pass them, they will pull you over for "disrespecting" them if you are going ANYTHING over the speed limit. I did a ride along along 96th street, where the cop was going 36 in a 40 and was telling me how disprectful it was for people to pass him (they were going 39 and 40.)
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Lost in Hilbert Spice
Join Date: Jun 2004
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A fool and his money are soon parted.
$36 a year to not have to use torrents/other means for music probably means that the hours saved in learning how to use the torrents/copying from a computer makes it worthwhile. Then there's people that enjoy being able to steal shit and don't regard downloading as a task. Then there's the arguement that after a year you have nothing to show for it, I dunno. |
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Spice Master
Join Date: Jan 2004
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Pandora is a great resource for finding out new music similar to the kind of music you like. Thats worth $36 a year to me. Well, maybe. I honestly haven't been able to use it for 6 months and don't miss it that much.
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Ahoy Fuckbag
Join Date: Sep 2008
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Spice Master
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Okay, so there's this girl I was in training with here in South Korea, and she's pretty cool, but she's straight up black girl from the South somewhere, and her friends list shows it. Swear to god, every single one of her friends on FB seems to be a variant of "Shaniqua" or "Darnell", and she's always posting things trying to bring race to the table. She doesn't ever outright say it, but it's always in the subtext. She posted this on facebook today:
After watching this, and realizing that yes, indeed, I don't know entirely too much about Columbus although I do know that most of the Spanish Conquistadors and adventurers slaughtered tons of natives, I thought I would give her the benefit of the doubt, so I went to the website: Reconsider Columbus Day That is one of the worst-made websites i've ever seen. If it doesn't scream "made by poor minorities", i don't know what does. Free hosting, banner ads, terrible design, the CSS is all fucked up (or non existent, i didn't even check the source), and there are no facts at all. There are a couple links to some shitty advocacy groups and a link to the video, that's about it. I posted this in reply to her video, should be interesting to see a response. |
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Ahoy Fuckbag
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Blonde - make sure you mention that the first slaves taken from Africa were sold to white men by Africans. | |
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Level 20 Holothetan
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Columbus was an asshole. I suggest reading Voices of A People's History of the United States.
Amazon.com: Voices of A People's History of the United States (9781583226285): Howard Zinn, Anthony Arnove: Books |
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Level 20 Holothetan
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Spoke to a coworker today about applying for jobs. I asked how she normally finds places to apply to and she said "Whenever I'm driving and I see places that are hiring..."
She is probably 21 or 22. She has no idea what craigslist and monster.com are. She has no resume whatsoever. I almost couldn't believe it. Sometimes I feel like I give the human race too much credit. |
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Saw this today posted by some super-lame chick from my high school class that already has two sons:
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Senior Member
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Chicks suck man. Chicks are the stone-cold absolute worst of all time at being people. I can't wait till that male birth control pill comes out. Then they will officially have nothing over me.
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Spice Master
Join Date: Jan 2004
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Its called a vasectomy.
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Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.
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