I've let this shit go on for too long.

[THEINCREDIBLEdork]

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

I was only about ten feet from the door, but once again I asked him why. "Okay, thats fine, i'll go, but I don't understand why. I literally haven't done anything but talk to you. You can force me out if you want, but I'd like to know why you're throwing me out instead of just having a discussion with me."

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

Not so much that i'm jealous of it, moreso the principle of it is just fucked up. And these girls are hot, but thats literally the only thing they have going for themselves.

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

Knowing the culture here better than married, yuppie-fuck career woman TBE's bitch-ass does, and that they literally EAT large dogs as food in restaurants and abandon puppies once they start to grow into adults, and that because of those it probably wouldn't get adopted...

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

He's got kind of a point, UB. I DID ask for personal reasons why one would want to, moreso just so I can understand the mindset. Literally, the only reason I personally would even imagine wanting to have kids is just because thats what we're "supposed" to do. Whether or not we think they are good or bad reasons or not really is kinda inconsequential.

Mr. Blonde, using the Mr. Blonde tag as a crutch to support your inability to properly express yourself is WORSE than using the world "literally" incorrectly with ignorance. The word adds absolutely NO value to any sentence. I want you to re-read each sentence by completely omitting the word and maybe you'll finally see what I mean.

Quit being fucking lazy and act like a civilized human being. If you want to act like an animal why don't you go live in the barn with the rest of the filthy pigs and eat from the trough.

From now on when you have the urge to express the magnitude of your opinion of something by using the word literally, just completely omit it the word and continue the sentence as you would have if you would have written it. Pretend its there if you have to.

Alternatively, you can double nest the word in two Blonde tags as such literally. (not really you motherfucker)

[Mr. Blonde]

You clearly misunderstand my re-vamped intentions once it was pointed out the first time, good sir.

[tonguegina]

I just got this image of a bunch of Koreans running around using the word "literally" more than the word "the".

[SittinOnDubsWGW]

but it would be even funnier because it would sound like "rittelerrry."

[Mr. Blonde]

Another thing i've noticed about Korean kids that i'm going to start cracking the fuck down on in class, is them adding "uhhh" to everything. It's SO fucking annoying and makes them sound like fucking retards.

"classuhh"

"catuuhh"

doguhhh"

All examples...has something to do with their syllables and in Korean they aren't supposed to end a sentence with a consonant or something, I'm pretty sure they have to end with vowels.

[DDTempest]

Tell them in America we don't end sentences with vowels, we end them with our bowels.

[SittinOnDubsWGW]

in my own personal experience, the "uhhhh" is just filler while thinking of what to say next. I catch myself doing it a lot when speaking spanish outside of work.

I'm sure it sounds retarded.

[Dent]

Everytime I hear that godforsaken word I think of this, it's ruined my life, and it's going to ruin yours too.
This shit is worse than The Game, which by the way, you lost.

[Dent]

YouTube - Dana White - Armed Forces Foundation, Humanitarian Award

YouTube - Dana White - Armed Forces Foundation, Humanitarian Award

FUCK @ 1:37

Edit : posted this after pausing, double fuck at 2.24

[Ugly Bastard]

Best part at 3:00 imo. Haha wow that guy really laid it on the line. Acceptance speeches that call people out are sooo awesome. God I hope I get to do it some day.