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Ugly Bastard · 12-23-2009, 01:52 PM

This is the thread where Orgazmo will post pictures of his new dog for us to look at. Any time you're ready, "big guy". (<--- Yotter saying since it's Festivus)

Orgazmo · 12-23-2009, 02:39 PM

Here is John Rambo. He is a Shetland Sheepdog. He is also a devourer of souls. And he's asleep. And I don't want to wake him up.

Ugly Bastard · 12-23-2009, 02:59 PM

How is the cat handling all of this?

Orgazmo · 12-23-2009, 03:37 PM

The cat doesn't like change. He also doesn't like other animals. This has led him to be a bit tempermental for the past 24 hours. He is starting to come around, though. I predict a full recovery in one week's time.

It doesn't' help that the dog is in super-fucking-annoying mode to him. As in, he sees a moving tail and pounces after it/bites it. The cat doesn't have time to put up with bullshit like that. He's more of an elder sage at this point.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-23-2009, 08:41 PM

more pictures, faggot

Repugnant Abomination · 12-23-2009, 10:57 PM

Awesome. I can't wait to get a dog.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-23-2009, 11:23 PM

Question.

Why did you pick such a shitty breed?

vaga1220 * · 12-23-2009, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Repugnant Abomination

Awesome. I can't wait to eat a dog.

You mean you've been in Taiwan this whole time and you haven't had one yet?

Mr. Blonde · 12-23-2009, 11:53 PM

I wasn't aware elder sages were forced to wear jester collars

Ugly Bastard · 12-24-2009, 03:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Repugnant Abomination

Awesome. I can't wait to get a dog.

Ignore everything I've ever said to you, but heed this: be deliberate about getting a dog. Do you plan on staying in the same place for a decade+? If so, perhaps a dog is an okay idea for you. Do you plan on traveling, moving and being "free-spirited"? If so, do not, under any circumstances, acquire a pet.

f3lix · 12-24-2009, 04:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

Ignore everything I've ever said to you, but heed this: be deliberate about getting a dog. Do you plan on staying in the same place for a decade+? If so, perhaps a dog is an okay idea for you. Do you plan on traveling, moving and being "free-spirited"? If so, do not, under any circumstances, acquire a pet.

+1

Repugnant Abomination · 12-24-2009, 08:10 AM

I know it's not a smart idea to get a dog while you're abroad - that's why I haven't gotten one. We're waiting until we're back home next summer.

DDTempest · 12-24-2009, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

Ignore everything I've ever said to you, but heed this: be deliberate about getting a dog. Do you plan on staying in the same place for a decade+? If so, perhaps a dog is an okay idea for you. Do you plan on traveling, moving and being "free-spirited"? If so, do not, under any circumstances, acquire a pet.

Very true, which makes Orgazmo the ideal pet owner as he hardly leaves the house for more than a couple hours.

f3lix · 12-24-2009, 02:15 PM

My dog made me realize I am in no way ready to have a kid. That's how much time they consume.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-24-2009, 11:04 PM

i didn't know you had a dog. pics plz?

Orgazmo · 12-25-2009, 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

Question.

Why did you pick such a shitty breed?

The dog was given to us by Tits' mother. Her dog was purposefully mounted by another of her kind to create the litter.

That said, I like the breed. It wouldn't have been my first choice, but, in reality, my terms for a dog were no more than "It has to be a real dog (not one of those small yappy thing) and it has to not be a dummy." This breed fits both of these. Also, it's more reasonably-sized than a breed I would have preferred (Golden, Lab, etc).

Also, we've known the dog since the day it was born. It's kind of nice to be able to say that.

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I wasn't aware elder sages were forced to wear jester collars

He gets on the counters while we sleep. We use the collar to let him know that we're still bigger/smarter/better than he is.

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I know it's not a smart idea to get a dog while you're abroad - that's why I haven't gotten one. We're waiting until we're back home next summer.

Pretty sure vaga was referencing you eating dog. Have you eaten a dog yet?

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don't get a dog unless you're okay with being tied down

++

I've had the dog for 3 days and this is already very clear. Of course, he'll get easier to deal with as he learns to shit and piss outside and stops chewing everything in sight, but, even at that point, he'll need daily care.

Get a cat if you're worried about maintenance.

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more pix more pix more pix

Soon. Or you could just come down Sunday and play with him.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-25-2009, 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Orgazmo

The dog was given to us by Tits' mother. Her dog was purposefully mounted by another of her kind to create the litter.

That said, I like the breed. It wouldn't have been my first choice, but, in reality, my terms for a dog were no more than "It has to be a real dog (not one of those small yappy thing) and it has to not be a dummy." This breed fits both of these. Also, it's more reasonably-sized than a breed I would have preferred (Golden, Lab, etc).

Also, we've known the dog since the day it was born. It's kind of nice to be able to say that.

fair enough. from my experience its kind of a timid (pussy) breed, but if you fuck with it enough it might turn out to be a decent canine.

I will definitely get a cat once I get my own place, but dogs can be awesome.

Orgazmo · 12-25-2009, 02:01 AM

Bonus video of all the puppies. Sorry for shit quality...the original was 90mb. Guess I compressed a bit too much

YouTube

Orgazmo · 01-15-2010, 03:20 PM

The dog is coming along nicely. His pissing/shitting in the house is improving daily. He's to the point where he's normally at least give an effort to go to the door before shitting elsewhere. I can appreciate that.

When he does piss on the floor, it is almost always in a spot where I later stand. Generally on tile/wood as well. He's a god damned Nostradamus like that.

His bark still makes him sound like a woman. I won't consider him a real dog until he stop yapping and starts ruffing. Did you hear that, John? You're not a real dog yet. You may never be.

He and the cat now have epic battles. The cat will take the high ground (sofa back, bar stool, etc) and paw him in the face as he relentlessly jumps at the cat. The cat will then jump down and run. The dog is almost as fast the cat now, though...so he is normally caught and cornered. This leads to the cat getting jumped on and the dog being pawed. The result is normally the cat leaping over the dog and running for high ground...where the process repeats.

Here is a pic of the little bastard with the cat cautiously looking on...

Mr. Blonde · 01-15-2010, 09:24 PM

DDTempest · 01-16-2010, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Orgazmo

His bark still makes him sound like a woman. I won't consider him a real dog until he stop yapping and starts ruffing.

You mat have picked the wrong breed for that sir, my brother got a goddamn shelty when I was in highschool and the fucker yapped well into his adult hood.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-16-2010, 12:24 PM

That's how they get you. Too bad the fucker is so goddam cute.

Orgazmo · 01-16-2010, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by DDTempest

You mat have picked the wrong breed for that sir, my brother got a goddamn shelty when I was in highschool and the fucker yapped well into his adult hood.

His sister, who is mere hours older (though 1.5x the size) already has a ruff. His yap is being more ruff-like, too. In fact, his half barks are now ruffs. They turn back into yaps when he goes balls-out, though

DDTempest · 01-16-2010, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Orgazmo

His sister, who is mere hours older (though 1.5x the size) already has a ruff. His yap is being more ruff-like, too. In fact, his half barks are now ruffs. They turn back into yaps when he goes balls-out, though

Too bad you are going to cut off his balls ... would think those would cause his voice to deepen a bit when they drop.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-16-2010, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Orgazmo

His sister, who is mere hours older (though 1.5x the size) already has a ruff.

This dog of yours is starting to sound like a real pussy. Poor Tarzan would fuck his shit up if you guys wouldn't have had his paws mangled.

12-23-2009, 01:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	John Rambo This is the thread where Orgazmo will post pictures of his new dog for us to look at. Any time you're ready, "big guy". (<--- Yotter saying since it's Festivus)

12-23-2009, 08:41 PM	#5 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	more pictures, faggot
	#YOLO

12-23-2009, 11:23 PM	#7 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	Question. Why did you pick such a shitty breed?
	#YOLO

12-23-2009, 11:53 PM	#9 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	I wasn't aware elder sages were forced to wear jester collars
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12-24-2009, 11:04 PM	#15 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	i didn't know you had a dog. pics plz?
	#YOLO

12-23-2009, 02:39 PM	#2 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Here is John Rambo. He is a Shetland Sheepdog. He is also a devourer of souls. And he's asleep. And I don't want to wake him up.

12-23-2009, 02:59 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	How is the cat handling all of this?

12-23-2009, 03:37 PM	#4 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	The cat doesn't like change. He also doesn't like other animals. This has led him to be a bit tempermental for the past 24 hours. He is starting to come around, though. I predict a full recovery in one week's time. It doesn't' help that the dog is in super-fucking-annoying mode to him. As in, he sees a moving tail and pounces after it/bites it. The cat doesn't have time to put up with bullshit like that. He's more of an elder sage at this point.

12-23-2009, 10:57 PM	#6 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	Awesome. I can't wait to get a dog.

12-24-2009, 08:10 AM	#12 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	I know it's not a smart idea to get a dog while you're abroad - that's why I haven't gotten one. We're waiting until we're back home next summer.

12-24-2009, 02:15 PM	#14 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	My dog made me realize I am in no way ready to have a kid. That's how much time they consume.

01-15-2010, 03:20 PM	#19 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	The dog is coming along nicely. His pissing/shitting in the house is improving daily. He's to the point where he's normally at least give an effort to go to the door before shitting elsewhere. I can appreciate that. When he does piss on the floor, it is almost always in a spot where I later stand. Generally on tile/wood as well. He's a god damned Nostradamus like that. His bark still makes him sound like a woman. I won't consider him a real dog until he stop yapping and starts ruffing. Did you hear that, John? You're not a real dog yet. You may never be. He and the cat now have epic battles. The cat will take the high ground (sofa back, bar stool, etc) and paw him in the face as he relentlessly jumps at the cat. The cat will then jump down and run. The dog is almost as fast the cat now, though...so he is normally caught and cornered. This leads to the cat getting jumped on and the dog being pawed. The result is normally the cat leaping over the dog and running for high ground...where the process repeats. Here is a pic of the little bastard with the cat cautiously looking on...

01-15-2010, 09:24 PM	#20 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

01-16-2010, 12:24 PM	#22 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	That's how they get you. Too bad the fucker is so goddam cute.
	#YOLO

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