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DDTempest · 03-26-2009, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninjaface

Is there no justice in this world?

Justice comes on Fridays. You guys, however, are not.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 03-26-2009, 06:24 PM

Sounds like a perfect opportunity to quit your job.

Orgazmo · 03-26-2009, 06:26 PM

What if you catch the flu tomorrow?

DDTempest · 03-26-2009, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

What if you catch the flu tomorrow?

The person who would be required to cover my shift is currently burying her mother.

ninjaface · 03-26-2009, 06:37 PM

We're probably gonna see her when we go out to some bars.

DDTempest · 03-26-2009, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by ninjaface

We're probably gonna see here when we go out to some bars.

I would not wish that horror upon you men. She is a forty something cow. ID would probably hit on her though.

Orgazmo · 03-26-2009, 06:40 PM

Luckily for you, the flu doesn't honor the dead. I'm sure your superiors will recognize this.

Ugly Bastard · 03-26-2009, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DDTempest

I work Saturday night until 1030 and sunday morning at 730.

Pussy.

I WENT THERE!!!

Orgazmo · 03-26-2009, 09:32 PM

DDTEMPEST IS A[n alleged] PUSSY

DDTempest · 03-26-2009, 10:02 PM

Sorry, some of us have traditional means of employment which requires us to actually show up and do something resembling work. Sure, I could meet Gaz, ID, and Ninjaface out at some bar (probably Nippers) and immediately regret the decision as three men (boys) who have been drinking for five or six hours cry out "yiff" and fondle each others balls. Perhaps this is your scene.

I'll do you one better.

Sunday night lets drink.

Orgazmo, are you a pussy?

Ninjaface, are you a pussy?

Incompetentdork, are you a pussy?

I'm calling you all pussies if you use the work excuse.

ninjaface · 03-26-2009, 10:40 PM

I like your spirit, but I feel like you aren't willing to back up your words with actions. Considering I must drive 3.5 hours to get there as well as deal with the addition of 1 hour to the clock, that gives you a distinct advantage for sleep. When do you have to work on monday?

Orgazmo · 03-26-2009, 10:47 PM

Maybe we'll throw together a Magic The Gathering game on the fly. Would that be more your scene?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 03-26-2009, 11:03 PM

LOL!!!

DDTempest · 03-27-2009, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninjaface

I like your spirit, but I feel like you aren't willing to back up your words with actions. Considering I must drive 3.5 hours to get there as well as deal with the addition of 1 hour to the clock, that gives you a distinct advantage for sleep. When do you have to work on monday?

I don't work on Monday as far as I know.

And yes Orgazmo, a game of Magic would be great ... but still not on Saturday night.

ninjaface · 03-28-2009, 09:13 AM

I had a fever of 100° F last night. I also have some sort of upper respiratory infection. So I think its pretty obvious that I'M STILL GOING.

Orgazmo · 03-28-2009, 10:46 AM

Your reliability is the exact opposite of most that I've encountered in my life.

Mr. Blonde · 03-28-2009, 11:56 AM

i'm just curious as to how he did the degree sign. copypasta? wouldn't it be easier to just type "degrees"? bravo, though

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 03-28-2009, 12:52 PM

I seriously just woke up with a splitting headache, diarrhea, and Peyronie's disease. I am not leaving right now and will not be there in about an hour and a half.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 03-29-2009, 11:21 AM

cliffs for last night, if anyone cares

played fifa
visited ddtempest at walgreens
at some pizza
went back to orgazmos and played video games and watched retarded cop
i was the only one who got drunk
i promised that if i'm still on nubblies in 2 years i'll get a "N" tattoo (so i'm leaving before that)
my mom scolded me over spring break and told me that a man of my size should shower/bath at least once a day

Mr. Blonde · 03-29-2009, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

[*]my mom scolded me over spring break and told me that a man of my size should shower/bath at least once a day[/list]

LOL please tell me you're serious... "a man of your size" wow mothers can be cunts (COUGHASPERGERSCOUGH)

Pliedes · 03-29-2009, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

cliffs for last night, if anyone cares[list][*]i was the only one who got drunk

[*]i promised that if i'm still on nubblies in 2 years i'll get a "N" tattoo (so i'm leaving before that)

WHAT?! A gathering was had and only one person got drunk? For shame. I was expecting a photo journal full of lewd and awful things....

I do look forward to seeing that tattoo, though!

DDTempest · 03-29-2009, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

cliffs for last night, if anyone cares

visited ddtempest at walgreens

Orgazmo told my head cashier, who is very effeminate that I was "a fruitcake" which, to him, was comical for some many hours to come. I went to bring him some change later and he repeated "that was funny him calling you a fruit" whilst ringing up a customer that was most obviously a blatant lesbian.

Orgazmo · 03-29-2009, 08:56 PM

ID was the one talking to the cashier.

DDTempest · 03-29-2009, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

ID was the one talking to the cashier.

My humble apologies sir.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 04-16-2009, 09:51 AM

so... was at a club last night, while in the bathroom, 3 dudes jump a guy. Everyone else in the bathroom ran out and cleared the area. I stepped in to try to break it up, one of the guys punched me in the chest. I'm pretty sure hes regretting that decision today, as I felt his nose crumple when I blasted him in the face repeatedly. His blood is all over the sleeve of my shirt goddamnit.

03-26-2009, 06:24 PM	#677 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,348 Internets: 290966	Sounds like a perfect opportunity to quit your job.
	#YOLO

03-26-2009, 06:37 PM	#680 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	We're probably gonna see her when we go out to some bars.
	Last edited by ninjaface; 03-26-2009 at 06:39 PM.

03-26-2009, 11:03 PM	#688 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,348 Internets: 290966	LOL!!!
	#YOLO

03-28-2009, 12:52 PM	#693 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,348 Internets: 290966	I seriously just woke up with a splitting headache, diarrhea, and Peyronie's disease. I am not leaving right now and will not be there in about an hour and a half.
	#YOLO

03-29-2009, 11:21 AM	#694 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,348 Internets: 290966	cliffs for last night, if anyone cares played fifa visited ddtempest at walgreens at some pizza went back to orgazmos and played video games and watched retarded cop i was the only one who got drunk i promised that if i'm still on nubblies in 2 years i'll get a "N" tattoo (so i'm leaving before that) my mom scolded me over spring break and told me that a man of my size should shower/bath at least once a day
	#YOLO

03-26-2009, 06:26 PM	#678 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,723 Internets: 311447	What if you catch the flu tomorrow?

03-26-2009, 06:40 PM	#682 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,723 Internets: 311447	Luckily for you, the flu doesn't honor the dead. I'm sure your superiors will recognize this.

03-26-2009, 09:32 PM	#684 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,723 Internets: 311447	DDTEMPEST IS A[n alleged] PUSSY

03-26-2009, 10:40 PM	#686 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	I like your spirit, but I feel like you aren't willing to back up your words with actions. Considering I must drive 3.5 hours to get there as well as deal with the addition of 1 hour to the clock, that gives you a distinct advantage for sleep. When do you have to work on monday?

03-26-2009, 10:47 PM	#687 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,723 Internets: 311447	Maybe we'll throw together a Magic The Gathering game on the fly. Would that be more your scene?

03-28-2009, 09:13 AM	#690 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	I had a fever of 100° F last night. I also have some sort of upper respiratory infection. So I think its pretty obvious that I'M STILL GOING.

03-28-2009, 10:46 AM	#691 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,723 Internets: 311447	Your reliability is the exact opposite of most that I've encountered in my life.

03-28-2009, 11:56 AM	#692 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	i'm just curious as to how he did the degree sign. copypasta? wouldn't it be easier to just type "degrees"? bravo, though

03-29-2009, 08:56 PM	#698 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,723 Internets: 311447	ID was the one talking to the cashier.

04-16-2009, 09:51 AM	#700 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	so... was at a club last night, while in the bathroom, 3 dudes jump a guy. Everyone else in the bathroom ran out and cleared the area. I stepped in to try to break it up, one of the guys punched me in the chest. I'm pretty sure hes regretting that decision today, as I felt his nose crumple when I blasted him in the face repeatedly. His blood is all over the sleeve of my shirt goddamnit.