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THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-26-2009, 03:21 PM

ha, funny.

i've tried it with a breathalyzor before

f3lix · 02-26-2009, 03:24 PM

I was referring to the time delay of the blood test being taken from the moment of being pulled over or getting into a car accident.

Mr. Blonde · 02-26-2009, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

i think the tell him you had nothing to drink advice is bs, its totally on the whim of the cop. I got pulled over in bloomington once and told the cop I had 3 drinks (i had a long island, a large beer, and a shot, pretty stupid) and he let me go after doing a sobriety test where i just had to follow his fingers with my eyes.

True, I can agree with it obviously being the personal discretion of the cop, but I'd still be much more likely to bet on most cops NOT letting other people off this easier. If you're gonna lie you might as well be thorough with it. I mean, you're expected to. If he doesn't believe you and breathalyzes you anyways you're either under and aren't fucked or you're over and fucked.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 02-27-2009, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

I never understood why its an invasion of privacy to blow into a straw but not stick a needle in your arm.

It is my belief that it is better to carry a granola bar in your car. if you get pulled over stuff it in your mouth and eat it and then blow. I makes your BAC reading significantly lower after you eat.

WTF are you talking about in the first part?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-27-2009, 09:55 AM

why can't they breathalyze you if you refuse?

Dent · 03-01-2009, 12:22 PM

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SittinOnDubsWGW · 03-01-2009, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

why can't they breathalyze you if you refuse?

You can refuse the PBT. I'm not sure about the one at the station. I guess if so, they'll just do blood test.

BigDongedHoe · 03-08-2009, 07:42 PM

The dildo I sent UB for Secret Santa actually got used once before I sent it to him. I couldn't contain myself with it sitting in the package in my closet when I was messing around with a girl. So we got it out and had fun with it on her.

Sorry UB, I washed it before I sent it!

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 03-08-2009, 07:56 PM

I hope UB doesn't get any STDs in his asshole.

Ugly Bastard · 03-08-2009, 08:00 PM

LOL you dick. Thank god I haven't used it.

Mr. Blonde · 03-09-2009, 01:53 AM

SCotD:

It is absolutely ridiculous how much of an odd-man out I am here. In most other big cities i've been to (chicago and sydney pretty much...but I know new york is the same way) there are foreigners and other people on the street EVERYWHERE. Here it is NOTHING but Asians. Even the other people in my training class, about 12 native English speakers are all mixed. Like Chinese American or Korean American or full-on Korean or whatever. So at any given time, walking down the street or in the subway, I am the ONLY white guy for what seems like miles. Ridiculous.

Ugly Bastard · 03-09-2009, 02:03 AM

Man that would get awfully lonely I would think. They're not real people, you know.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 03-09-2009, 02:05 AM

Fucking A, if you thought you heard blonde complain about how "different" he is alot before you better hold on to your butts.

I love you blonde.

DJ FC · 03-09-2009, 02:25 AM

DDTempest · 04-05-2009, 09:49 PM

I have been on a salad kick lately. This is mostly due to being on a crouton kick and needing an excuse to buy multiple bags of croutons.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 05-01-2009, 09:53 AM

everytime i see a squirrel up close on campus (happens a lot, they aren't afraid of anything) i make little "squirrel" noises at them. today i didn't see somebody walking near me and I got caught in the act of doing this.

vaga1220 * · 05-06-2009, 02:19 PM

I stole Dent's Polar bear picture

and posted it at sherdog's What makes you FRUUUUUSTRATEEDD? - Page 106 - Sherdog Mixed Martial Arts Forums without giving him any credit. Got pretty good reviews.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 06-25-2009, 12:14 PM

One of my friend's dog died yesterday. She told me that they were having a funeral service for it and cremating the dog. She plans on keeping the ashes. I laughed at her and told her she was crazy.

Mr. Blonde · 06-25-2009, 09:21 PM

good.

Μr. Blonde · 06-29-2009, 02:16 PM

I certainly do not approve of that type of human behavior.

malibu · 07-02-2009, 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

everytime i see a squirrel up close on campus (happens a lot, they aren't afraid of anything) i make little "squirrel" noises at them. today i didn't see somebody walking near me and I got caught in the act of doing this.

I thought I was the only one who did this...

Dent · 07-02-2009, 08:00 AM

I said hi to emma watson at a photoshoot my friends doing (burberry model)
she smiled.
If I had my time again I would say something so witty that she would marry me.

Dent · 07-14-2009, 08:58 PM

Sometimes when i'm too busy to wipe my ass properly I put tissue paper there to stop me shitting my pants, similar to a tampon.
I think that doing this for any length of time causes your asshole to widen permanently.

Dent · 07-26-2009, 11:49 AM

I took my girlfriends sisters swimming.
one is 12 one is 10.
I went a little further out the way to check the 12 year olds buds out than a 20 year old should, I will not look again for 6 months at least.
They were a picture of spring.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 07-26-2009, 03:00 PM

a 12 year old can change quite rapidly, you should really check monthly

02-26-2009, 03:21 PM	#1726 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	ha, funny. i've tried it with a breathalyzor before
	#YOLO

02-27-2009, 09:55 AM	#1730 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	why can't they breathalyze you if you refuse?
	#YOLO

03-08-2009, 07:42 PM	#1733 (permalink)
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03-08-2009, 07:56 PM	#1734 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	I hope UB doesn't get any STDs in his asshole.
	#YOLO

03-09-2009, 02:05 AM	#1738 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	Fucking A, if you thought you heard blonde complain about how "different" he is alot before you better hold on to your butts. I love you blonde.
	#YOLO

02-26-2009, 03:24 PM	#1727 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	I was referring to the time delay of the blood test being taken from the moment of being pulled over or getting into a car accident.

03-01-2009, 12:22 PM	#1731 (permalink)
Dent Lost in Hilbert Spice Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Surrounded by knaves and fools Posts: 3,507 Internets: 177361	"WESTSIIIIIIIIIDE!": How to REALLY Talk to Cops \| Cracked.com

03-08-2009, 08:00 PM	#1735 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	LOL you dick. Thank god I haven't used it.

03-09-2009, 01:53 AM	#1736 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	SCotD: It is absolutely ridiculous how much of an odd-man out I am here. In most other big cities i've been to (chicago and sydney pretty much...but I know new york is the same way) there are foreigners and other people on the street EVERYWHERE. Here it is NOTHING but Asians. Even the other people in my training class, about 12 native English speakers are all mixed. Like Chinese American or Korean American or full-on Korean or whatever. So at any given time, walking down the street or in the subway, I am the ONLY white guy for what seems like miles. Ridiculous.

03-09-2009, 02:03 AM	#1737 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Man that would get awfully lonely I would think. They're not real people, you know.

03-09-2009, 02:25 AM	#1739 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 250185
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

05-01-2009, 09:53 AM	#1741 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	everytime i see a squirrel up close on campus (happens a lot, they aren't afraid of anything) i make little "squirrel" noises at them. today i didn't see somebody walking near me and I got caught in the act of doing this.
	#YOLO

05-06-2009, 02:19 PM	#1742 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790	I stole Dent's Polar bear picture and posted it at sherdog's What makes you FRUUUUUSTRATEEDD? - Page 106 - Sherdog Mixed Martial Arts Forums without giving him any credit. Got pretty good reviews.
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

06-25-2009, 12:14 PM	#1743 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	One of my friend's dog died yesterday. She told me that they were having a funeral service for it and cremating the dog. She plans on keeping the ashes. I laughed at her and told her she was crazy.

06-25-2009, 09:21 PM	#1744 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	good.

06-29-2009, 02:16 PM	#1745 (permalink)
Μr. Blonde Senior Member = Old Cock Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Asia Posts: 20 Internets: 649	I certainly do not approve of that type of human behavior.

07-02-2009, 08:00 AM	#1747 (permalink)
Dent Lost in Hilbert Spice Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Surrounded by knaves and fools Posts: 3,507 Internets: 177361	I said hi to emma watson at a photoshoot my friends doing (burberry model) she smiled. If I had my time again I would say something so witty that she would marry me.

07-14-2009, 08:58 PM	#1748 (permalink)
Dent Lost in Hilbert Spice Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Surrounded by knaves and fools Posts: 3,507 Internets: 177361	Sometimes when i'm too busy to wipe my ass properly I put tissue paper there to stop me shitting my pants, similar to a tampon. I think that doing this for any length of time causes your asshole to widen permanently.

07-26-2009, 11:49 AM	#1749 (permalink)
Dent Lost in Hilbert Spice Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Surrounded by knaves and fools Posts: 3,507 Internets: 177361	I took my girlfriends sisters swimming. one is 12 one is 10. I went a little further out the way to check the 12 year olds buds out than a 20 year old should, I will not look again for 6 months at least. They were a picture of spring.

07-26-2009, 03:00 PM	#1750 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	a 12 year old can change quite rapidly, you should really check monthly
	#YOLO