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vaga1220 * · 10-04-2010, 01:35 AM

This thread should be stickyed. I had a fuck of a time finding this thread and now I can't remember what I was going to say.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-04-2010, 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

SUP MUTHAFUCKAZ?!?!!!

it took meeewayyyyyyyy too long to find this thread. i'll have you bitches know I was plannin' on holdin out for much longer, but jim beam, jim beam said to me hey dude, you should get on that thing, that drunk thangz, and i was like lol wut, and he's like na/h do it, and all this happened in like, half a second so of rouce i typed that shit in, (i took it off my vbookmarks) and WELL HER i am, anyaws, fuck you gusy, i could have corrected this typing, i'm not that drujnk, but i decided to leave everything as is, cause you know what> fuck you

*shakes head in dismay

ಠ_ಠ

Mr. Blonde · 10-04-2010, 03:29 AM

don't you fucking look_of_disapproval me.

Cocktooth · 12-02-2010, 01:05 AM

I work 1 hour and 15 minutes away. I work that far from my house to Lake Michigan. Roads get alot worse between mi casa, to where I'm at now. I stayed up here tonight. ( Since I drive the piece of shit Toyota, and I bought the GF a nice new 4x4 Liberty.) Well, I'll be staying up here after every snow storm, ice storm, wind gust, and nuclear bomb. Well, tonight I got myself some online Modern Warfare 2. I'm not a Black Ops fan, and playing MW2 makes me like Black Ops less. I fucking hate all of you and reset the god damn scores.

Orgazmo · 12-02-2010, 01:09 AM

Where do you stay?

Cocktooth · 12-02-2010, 01:13 AM

I'm in a secret place in Valpariso. It's called the Showroom. It's where people come to lose their thoughts, dreams, and future plans!!! I kid. I'm actually trying to make my mark in this area, and so far after one month, it's been dead on. Don't fuck anyone, and make sure they tell 3 other people you didn't fuck them. Sooner or later, you don't have to fuck anyone in this business, you just sell cars to people that trust you for a reason! It's actually my moto, and I'm pretty sure it's the first time in used car sales.

Orgazmo · 12-02-2010, 01:19 AM

With which of these gentlemen do you more identify:

Josh Towbin, The King of Cars

or

Ashley Schaeffer, Ashley Schaeffer BMW

Orgazmo · 12-02-2010, 01:27 AM

The Shaw of Cars? Perhaps this is your future.

Cocktooth · 12-02-2010, 01:28 AM

I'm in fuckin tears. That is great.

I would like to be more Ashley Scheffer, but he couldn't handle the heat when Kenny Powers brought it through the glass.

f3lix · 12-02-2010, 02:34 AM

Chop is pretty famous in Vegas for selling cars. He even runs a 30 minute infomercial with all his cars he's trying to move.

DJ FC · 12-19-2010, 04:25 AM

Greatest Thread

ever

DJ FC · 12-19-2010, 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ FC

Dear Drunk Thread,

You are more important than anything else on Nubblies. You are to be considered more holy than The Games, The Rants, or even Jibberish. You are what is Good in this world. Drunk Thread, you are what guides me every day. Drunk Thread, you are the supreme ruler of the universe, and the baddest of the bad.

Drunk thread, you are so fucking awesome.

I bow to your holiness,

DJ FC

Post of the century.

Mr. Blonde · 12-19-2010, 04:53 AM

It's coming up on it's 7 year anniversary. I propose we have a webcam/chat session where we all get drunk and post in this thread.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-19-2010, 05:10 AM

that would likely be fun

Mr. Blonde · 12-19-2010, 05:18 AM

Except nightime for you guys would not be night time for me.

DJ FC · 12-19-2010, 11:37 AM

Would have to be a Saturday then.

Mr. Blonde · 12-19-2010, 11:48 AM

Now the question is what program to use. I just did some quick searching, and I guess Ichat has the capability for more then 3 people, but I imagine only a few dickbags here are Mac users.

Fruitacious B · 01-01-2011, 03:58 AM

It's 20 motherfucking 11 now.

You all take yourselves a bit too seriously.

seriously.

suck it.

hard.

Fruitacious B · 01-01-2011, 04:25 AM

and also... it's retarded that most of the board gives Der Furher/Dirty Harry any creedence. Flip-flopping is what John Kerry does...and nubblies is no John Kerry, last I knew.

man up, Der Harry. This is Nubblies, not Pussyville. Pick a name and stick with it douchebag. Every quarter-life crisis you have does not warrant a nubblies makeover for fuck's sake.

Also, I have yet to shave my Movember 'stache, because it's so awesome.
suck it.

and that's my post.
-Ugly Bastard

Ugly Bastard · 01-01-2011, 05:03 PM

LOL WTF?!

Also, pics of 'stache. You can't drop that bomb and not have pics.

DDTempest · 01-09-2011, 11:11 AM

We (f3lix, Dirty Harry, Orgazmo, and myself) had some adult beverages and got pretty crude last night. We played with voice dial on Austin's phone "call niggers" ... no result ... "call black people" resulted in an organization called "100 black men" ... I called and left the very sophisticated message: "HAHAHHAHAHA NIGGERS!!!"

I kinda feel like an ass.

f3lix · 01-09-2011, 11:12 AM

I found it to be epic, just because of the name of the organization.

Ugly Bastard · 01-09-2011, 11:36 AM

You should feel like an ass. I'd be pissed if you did that on my phone. Gaz better hope they don't roll back on the caller ID and call the police with a hate crime complaint.

f3lix · 01-09-2011, 12:36 PM

There was no crime.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-09-2011, 12:54 PM

Making nigger jokes in private with your friends is one thing... but you guys crossed the line imo.

10-04-2010, 01:35 AM	#901 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790	This thread should be stickyed. I had a fuck of a time finding this thread and now I can't remember what I was going to say.
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

10-04-2010, 03:29 AM	#903 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	don't you fucking look_of_disapproval me.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-02-2010, 01:05 AM	#904 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	I work 1 hour and 15 minutes away. I work that far from my house to Lake Michigan. Roads get alot worse between mi casa, to where I'm at now. I stayed up here tonight. ( Since I drive the piece of shit Toyota, and I bought the GF a nice new 4x4 Liberty.) Well, I'll be staying up here after every snow storm, ice storm, wind gust, and nuclear bomb. Well, tonight I got myself some online Modern Warfare 2. I'm not a Black Ops fan, and playing MW2 makes me like Black Ops less. I fucking hate all of you and reset the god damn scores.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

12-02-2010, 01:13 AM	#906 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	I'm in a secret place in Valpariso. It's called the Showroom. It's where people come to lose their thoughts, dreams, and future plans!!! I kid. I'm actually trying to make my mark in this area, and so far after one month, it's been dead on. Don't fuck anyone, and make sure they tell 3 other people you didn't fuck them. Sooner or later, you don't have to fuck anyone in this business, you just sell cars to people that trust you for a reason! It's actually my moto, and I'm pretty sure it's the first time in used car sales.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

12-02-2010, 01:28 AM	#909 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	I'm in fuckin tears. That is great. I would like to be more Ashley Scheffer, but he couldn't handle the heat when Kenny Powers brought it through the glass.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

12-02-2010, 01:09 AM	#905 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,697 Internets: 305662	Where do you stay?

12-02-2010, 01:19 AM	#907 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,697 Internets: 305662	With which of these gentlemen do you more identify: Josh Towbin, The King of Cars or Ashley Schaeffer, Ashley Schaeffer BMW

12-02-2010, 01:27 AM	#908 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,697 Internets: 305662	The Shaw of Cars? Perhaps this is your future.

12-02-2010, 02:34 AM	#910 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Chop is pretty famous in Vegas for selling cars. He even runs a 30 minute infomercial with all his cars he's trying to move.

12-19-2010, 04:25 AM	#911 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 250185	Greatest Thread ever
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

12-19-2010, 04:53 AM	#913 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	It's coming up on it's 7 year anniversary. I propose we have a webcam/chat session where we all get drunk and post in this thread.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-19-2010, 05:10 AM	#914 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	that would likely be fun
	#YOLO

12-19-2010, 05:18 AM	#915 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Except nightime for you guys would not be night time for me.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-19-2010, 11:37 AM	#916 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 250185	Would have to be a Saturday then.
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

12-19-2010, 11:48 AM	#917 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Now the question is what program to use. I just did some quick searching, and I guess Ichat has the capability for more then 3 people, but I imagine only a few dickbags here are Mac users.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

01-01-2011, 03:58 AM	#918 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	It's 20 motherfucking 11 now. You all take yourselves a bit too seriously. seriously. suck it. hard.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

01-01-2011, 04:25 AM	#919 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	and also... it's retarded that most of the board gives Der Furher/Dirty Harry any creedence. Flip-flopping is what John Kerry does...and nubblies is no John Kerry, last I knew. man up, Der Harry. This is Nubblies, not Pussyville. Pick a name and stick with it douchebag. Every quarter-life crisis you have does not warrant a nubblies makeover for fuck's sake. Also, I have yet to shave my Movember 'stache, because it's so awesome. suck it. and that's my post. -Ugly Bastard
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

01-01-2011, 05:03 PM	#920 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	LOL WTF?! Also, pics of 'stache. You can't drop that bomb and not have pics.

01-09-2011, 11:12 AM	#922 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	I found it to be epic, just because of the name of the organization.

01-09-2011, 11:36 AM	#923 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	You should feel like an ass. I'd be pissed if you did that on my phone. Gaz better hope they don't roll back on the caller ID and call the police with a hate crime complaint.

01-09-2011, 12:36 PM	#924 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	There was no crime.

01-09-2011, 12:54 PM	#925 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	Making nigger jokes in private with your friends is one thing... but you guys crossed the line imo.
	#YOLO

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