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Orgazmo · 06-03-2010, 12:52 PM

Because his girlfriend told him that he'd still be a man even if he didn't.

Not sure why he's with a girl that lies to him.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 06-03-2010, 12:56 PM

That's still unsatisfactory to not partake in said manly actions.

DDTempest · 06-03-2010, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SittinOnDubsWGW

Gotcha.

DDT, why didn't you partake?

I assume this is a rhetorical question anyway so I won't give any actual reasons outside of being a pussy when it comes to hot sauce.

Fruitacious B · 06-03-2010, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DDTempest

I assume this is a rhetorical question anyway so I won't give any actual reasons outside of being a pussy when it comes to hot sauce.

Good enough, I hate hot sauce, that's why I eat mild wings. Food isn't suppose to hurt.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 06-03-2010, 01:20 PM

The burn makes you feel alive. hahaha.

f3lix · 06-03-2010, 02:47 PM

It's fun and it's funny. Just do it next time.

DDTempest · 07-11-2010, 01:47 PM

Transcript of a text conversation between myself and Orgazmo whilst sitting across the table from each other at Nippers. I think he might be gay.

Orgazmo: Ground control to major lamb
DDTempest: Major ham to ground control
Orgazmo: Pilgrim cock to lamb sock, I repeat this is pilgrim cock attempting to reach lamb sock... over.
DDTempest: Are you out of ham sir?
Orgazmo: I have enough ham to feed the entire saudi arabian army. The whole fucking thing. you motherskunkfucker. So fuck you. And your negative implications. Sex.
DDTempest: Yes please
Orgazmo: Derek, do you want to suck my penis to completion?
Orgazmo: plz
Orgazmo: Srsly plz??
DDTempest: No, i want to bring you right to the edge of climax and have you blast it in my ass
Orgazmo: With or sans lubrication? (i'm praying to Allah you say sans)
DDTempest: I was hoping for sand lubrication
Orgazmo: DEREK THIS WAS A TEST AND NOW I KNOW THAT YOU ARE A FAGGOT!!
DDTempest: No u
Orgazmo: Jk ... <3 u sir. And your dragon.
Orgazmo: JAPANESE GUY PICTIRE HERE
DDTempest: No dagga dat
Orgazmo: No dagga u man.

Orgazmo · 07-11-2010, 03:13 PM

I even told you it was a test last night, faggot.

DDTempest · 07-11-2010, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

I even told you it was a test last night, faggot.

I was testing you.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 07-11-2010, 10:09 PM

testing to see if he'd assfuck you, faggot

SittinOnDubsWGW · 07-20-2010, 06:18 PM

Somebody on this message board chalked up an arrest in Scottsdale this weekend...

ninjaface · 07-20-2010, 06:41 PM

Name, screen name, and charges, plz.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 07-20-2010, 06:50 PM

it's nothing major, luckily. I'll post more details in the near future.

ninjaface · 07-20-2010, 07:29 PM

SittinOnDubsWGW · 07-20-2010, 07:36 PM

A DUI would fucking suck.

Orgazmo · 07-20-2010, 09:36 PM

Espionage?

Cocktooth · 07-22-2010, 09:48 AM

Indecient Exposure?

DJ FC · 07-22-2010, 11:47 AM

First drunk post at work?

SittinOnDubsWGW · 08-12-2010, 08:11 PM

In the spirit of this post
Drunk Things! I must do something similar tonight.

This same friend is an absolute fuck-up and gets himself into stupid situations regarding women constantly. He "fell in love" with some chick that's not even hot and has two kids. The feeling isn't mutual, yet they still semi-date.

He bought a house a few months ago and figured it would be a great idea for her to move in. With the kids. She doesn't pay rent and is easily one of the biggest bitches i've ever met Also, her friend is a nanny with a kid. Oh yeah, she moved in too. She doesn't pay rent either. She (semi-gf) constantly threatens to move out, which all of us want, whenever he doesn't do things she wants done or does things she doesnt approve of.

He's essentially become pussy-whipped by a chick he doesn't even fuck. This is not acceptable for my friends.

Currently, two of my friends are planning on going over there and drinking and grilling and just pretty much plan on being loud and obnoxious. Waiting for her to throw her bitch fit, and then us telling her how much she sucks.

Current ammo
-tons of awesomely explicit music ala 2 Live Crew to play loud as shit.
-Lots of alcohol
-a couple slutty chicks

I'm hoping this goes well.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 08-13-2010, 05:18 AM

well... the chick left early, althugh she wasn't subject to all of the shenanigans that could have.

my friend might be single as of tomorrow night, according to him.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 08-20-2010, 05:35 PM

I don't remember waking up this morning, I'm guessing bc I was still drunk. But it's the weirdest feeling ever.

Mr. Blonde · 09-27-2010, 10:04 AM

SUP MUTHAFUCKAZ?!?!!!

it took meeewayyyyyyyy too long to find this thread. i'll have you bitches know I was plannin' on holdin out for much longer, but jim beam, jim beam said to me hey dude, you should get on that thing, that drunk thangz, and i was like lol wut, and he's like na/h do it, and all this happened in like, half a second so of rouce i typed that shit in, (i took it off my vbookmarks) and WELL HER i am, anyaws, fuck you gusy, i could have corrected this typing, i'm not that drujnk, but i decided to leave everything as is, cause you know what> fuck you

DJ FC · 09-27-2010, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

SUP MUTHAFUCKAZ?!?!!!

it took meeewayyyyyyyy too long to find this thread. i'll have you bitches know I was plannin' on holdin out for much longer, but jim beam, jim beam said to me hey dude, you should get on that thing, that drunk thangz, and i was like lol wut, and he's like na/h do it, and all this happened in like, half a second so of rouce i typed that shit in, (i took it off my vbookmarks) and WELL HER i am, anyaws, fuck you gusy, i could have corrected this typing, i'm not that drujnk, but i decided to leave everything as is, cause you know what> fuck you

Quoted for historical accuracy.

thekremlin · 09-27-2010, 11:39 AM

Blonde are you drunk-dialing us AS WE SPEAK?

SittinOnDubsWGW · 09-28-2010, 10:35 PM

atta-boy!

hahahaha

07-11-2010, 10:09 PM	#885 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	testing to see if he'd assfuck you, faggot
	#YOLO

07-20-2010, 06:50 PM	#888 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	it's nothing major, luckily. I'll post more details in the near future.
	Last edited by SittinOnDubsWGW; 07-20-2010 at 06:56 PM.

07-20-2010, 07:29 PM	#889 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	DUI?

07-22-2010, 09:48 AM	#892 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	Indecient Exposure?
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

07-22-2010, 11:47 AM	#893 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 250185	First drunk post at work?
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

06-03-2010, 12:52 PM	#876 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,697 Internets: 305662	Because his girlfriend told him that he'd still be a man even if he didn't. Not sure why he's with a girl that lies to him.

06-03-2010, 12:56 PM	#877 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	That's still unsatisfactory to not partake in said manly actions.

06-03-2010, 01:20 PM	#880 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	The burn makes you feel alive. hahaha.

06-03-2010, 02:47 PM	#881 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	It's fun and it's funny. Just do it next time.

07-11-2010, 03:13 PM	#883 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,697 Internets: 305662	I even told you it was a test last night, faggot.

07-20-2010, 06:18 PM	#886 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	Somebody on this message board chalked up an arrest in Scottsdale this weekend...

07-20-2010, 06:41 PM	#887 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Name, screen name, and charges, plz.

07-20-2010, 07:36 PM	#890 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	A DUI would fucking suck.

07-20-2010, 09:36 PM	#891 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,697 Internets: 305662	Espionage?

08-12-2010, 08:11 PM	#894 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	In the spirit of this post Drunk Things! I must do something similar tonight. This same friend is an absolute fuck-up and gets himself into stupid situations regarding women constantly. He "fell in love" with some chick that's not even hot and has two kids. The feeling isn't mutual, yet they still semi-date. He bought a house a few months ago and figured it would be a great idea for her to move in. With the kids. She doesn't pay rent and is easily one of the biggest bitches i've ever met Also, her friend is a nanny with a kid. Oh yeah, she moved in too. She doesn't pay rent either. She (semi-gf) constantly threatens to move out, which all of us want, whenever he doesn't do things she wants done or does things she doesnt approve of. He's essentially become pussy-whipped by a chick he doesn't even fuck. This is not acceptable for my friends. Currently, two of my friends are planning on going over there and drinking and grilling and just pretty much plan on being loud and obnoxious. Waiting for her to throw her bitch fit, and then us telling her how much she sucks. Current ammo -tons of awesomely explicit music ala 2 Live Crew to play loud as shit. -Lots of alcohol -a couple slutty chicks I'm hoping this goes well.

08-13-2010, 05:18 AM	#895 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	well... the chick left early, althugh she wasn't subject to all of the shenanigans that could have. my friend might be single as of tomorrow night, according to him.

08-20-2010, 05:35 PM	#896 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	I don't remember waking up this morning, I'm guessing bc I was still drunk. But it's the weirdest feeling ever.

09-27-2010, 10:04 AM	#897 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	SUP MUTHAFUCKAZ?!?!!! it took meeewayyyyyyyy too long to find this thread. i'll have you bitches know I was plannin' on holdin out for much longer, but jim beam, jim beam said to me hey dude, you should get on that thing, that drunk thangz, and i was like lol wut, and he's like na/h do it, and all this happened in like, half a second so of rouce i typed that shit in, (i took it off my vbookmarks) and WELL HER i am, anyaws, fuck you gusy, i could have corrected this typing, i'm not that drujnk, but i decided to leave everything as is, cause you know what> fuck you
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

09-27-2010, 11:39 AM	#899 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	Blonde are you drunk-dialing us AS WE SPEAK?

09-28-2010, 10:35 PM	#900 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	atta-boy! hahahaha