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Ugly Bastard · 03-17-2010, 11:12 AM

Wowwww!

A.) Nice fucking work on saying that right in her face on her profile.

B.) Holy shit does her first comment on that scream "LOOK AT ME EVERYONE!! I HAVE A BOY WHO IS INTERESTED IN ME AND NOW I FEEL THE WEIGHT OF THE PRESSURE ON DECIDING IF I SHOULD MOVE TO FABULOUS NEW YORK WITH HIM OR NOT!! PLEASE BE JEALOUS!"

Facebook really tilts me. It's really a remarkable website that has opened my eyes to things I really would have rather not seen.

Mr. Blonde · 03-17-2010, 02:24 PM

Yeah I can't believe she would post such a blatant "check out what the boy i'm fucking is doing" -- ten bucks she exaggerated that post quite a bit. Maybe i'm not hip on the playwright scene, but if he's already sold his play and doesn't live in NY, why in the fuck would he "need" to move? Isn't that pretty much the end of the line for writers? Now, if he WANTS to move to get more work opportunities, but "need" just seems like an exaggeration.

Der Fuhrer · 03-17-2010, 02:51 PM

It's total bullshit. First off, if he were to have just sold a play to any type of production company that was worth a damn, he would have just earned a sizable amount of money. If you're moving to New York with a sizable amount of money and very high future prospects, why would you want to bring some bitch from Indiana or wherever you're from to NYC, where I can imagine only some of the hottest girls on the planet inhabit.

Let me break it down for you. You're rich, you're successful, you're moving to New York City to make even more money, and there are a multitude of fine ass women there, why would you bring some skank with you from Indiana? It doesn't make any sense.

I would go as far to say she made the entire thing up. Perhaps not. But if she didn't, it's not going to work out. If what she says is true, then if I were you I would hope that she gets attached, uproots her life, and is then crushed when she finds him fucking another girl when she makes an unexpected visit to NYC.

Facebook is a forum to the world for a cesspool of dipshits, dumbasses and morons. Not only that, but I am certain that it has facilitated a number of cases of infidelity. I hate everything about facebook. God damn your status updates, I hope you die.

Mr. Blonde · 03-17-2010, 03:30 PM

the cutesy thing doesn't really make sense, but i'm pretty drunk and knew she wouldn't hve a retort a retort anyways

BigDongedHoe · 03-18-2010, 01:50 AM

The funny thing is Blonde I actually side with her on this.

Why are you so angry?

Fruitacious B · 03-18-2010, 02:04 AM

Aside from girls that ceaselessly post about their kids, chicks that do the same thing in reference to relationships make me wish that cyanide was a part of their diet. Good work.

Mr. Blonde · 03-18-2010, 02:13 AM

You're right BDH. That's hilarious. Why didn't I see the comedy in it before?

You aren't fb friends with her and don't have to see all the dumb couples shit she uploads. You don't have a leg to stand on to properly judge the issue, so your opinion on the matter is (as usual) worthless.

Also fwiw she took almost verbatim defenses from http://exposingfeminism.wordpress.com/shaming-tactics/

Ugly Bastard · 03-18-2010, 04:04 AM

Blonde, you're effort is in the right place, but you do need to dial it back a notch. It sounds too bitter right now. The key is to be superior and condecending in a way that makes them scramble to answer to you, not have an easy layup.

Cocktooth · 03-18-2010, 06:03 AM

Blonde, let's try to post happy things for a week. These flush that negativity away, and replace it with post equivalent to a bright sunshine. I think it would help clense your spirit and let you enjoy your internet life more.

Mr. Blonde · 03-18-2010, 06:09 AM

UB, on the internet a girl doesn't have to "scramble to answer you". She can just not respond. I'd much rather go for being a blantant dick to someone I view as a pretty worthless friend and even more so sexually worthless, especially since I already banged her back in AZ.

Repugnant Abomination · 03-18-2010, 07:56 AM

Sorry Blonde, but I agree with everyone else on this one. You're trying to hard. If she's so annoying just delete her.

Mr. Blonde · 03-18-2010, 09:18 AM

Maybe i'll delete you. From life.

BigDongedHoe · 03-18-2010, 10:08 AM

i think korea has a removal kit for sticks up one's ass!

Funniest line of that entire conversation... from Kristen

DJ FC · 03-18-2010, 02:27 PM

Blonde I also agree with these guys. You seem like a douche in that post. And if we have to understand the context (which we naturally can't) then don't post it at all.

CHILL THE FUCK OUT BLONDE ITS GOING TO BE OK

Der Fuhrer · 03-18-2010, 03:22 PM

Guys let's not be so hard on Mr. Blonde. You don't know what it's like to have volitile hormone levels once each month coupled with a tampon shoved up your vaginal canal to soak up the continuous bloody drip. Add to that list menstural cramps and bloating, and you've got yourself a serious pain the vag. Let's try to be more constructive in our criticism so as to not upset the PMSing Mr. Blonde.

If I might make a suggestion, Mr. Blonde, pick up a package of Midol from your local drugstore. I hear it really helps with your symptoms.

vaga1220 * · 03-18-2010, 03:49 PM

Blonde needs to get laid asap.

Ugly Bastard · 03-18-2010, 10:49 PM

This is pretty funny: How to Suck at Facebook - The Oatmeal

Mr. Blonde · 03-18-2010, 11:16 PM

I was wasted and annoyed, and if you don't like submissions without context, DJFC (and the rest of you, for that matter) then feel free to negrep me. I remain on the board one of the only members who almost always has and will continue to call a girl a dumb cunt when she annoys me, rather than obsequiously prostrate myself like the rest of the female-worshipping male gender. Quit being pansies, i'll pick on whom I wish, whether I look like a douche or not.

BigDongedHoe · 03-19-2010, 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

I was wasted and annoyed, and if you don't like submissions without context, DJFC (and the rest of you, for that matter) then feel free to negrep me. I remain on the board one of the only members who almost always has and will continue to call a girl a dumb cunt when she annoys me, rather than obsequiously prostrate myself like the rest of the female-worshipping male gender. Quit being pansies, i'll pick on whom I wish, whether I look like a douche or not.

Who pissed in your cheerios, SHEESH!

Mr. Blonde · 03-19-2010, 12:10 AM

Cause the joke is pretending like i'm angry all the time.

Dent · 03-19-2010, 11:22 AM

/b/rothers, halp.

Facts : 17, fat.
Was raped when she was young (7ish) and now sucks everyone's dick to make it all better
Also doesn't know there difference between doesn't and don't.
She goes to a class I run next thursday, I'm not allowed to rape.
response/advice?

Orgazmo · 03-19-2010, 11:30 AM

/me rapes Mina

Mr. Blonde · 03-19-2010, 12:38 PM

I'm sorry Dent, we (naturally) can't understand the context, I don't think any of us can help you.

Orgazmo · 03-19-2010, 12:51 PM

03-16-2010, 09:06 PM	#126 (permalink)
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03-17-2010, 02:24 PM	#128 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Yeah I can't believe she would post such a blatant "check out what the boy i'm fucking is doing" -- ten bucks she exaggerated that post quite a bit. Maybe i'm not hip on the playwright scene, but if he's already sold his play and doesn't live in NY, why in the fuck would he "need" to move? Isn't that pretty much the end of the line for writers? Now, if he WANTS to move to get more work opportunities, but "need" just seems like an exaggeration.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

03-17-2010, 03:30 PM	#130 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	the cutesy thing doesn't really make sense, but i'm pretty drunk and knew she wouldn't hve a retort a retort anyways
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

03-18-2010, 01:50 AM	#131 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	The funny thing is Blonde I actually side with her on this. Why are you so angry?
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

03-18-2010, 02:04 AM	#132 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Aside from girls that ceaselessly post about their kids, chicks that do the same thing in reference to relationships make me wish that cyanide was a part of their diet. Good work.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

03-17-2010, 11:12 AM	#127 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Wowwww! A.) Nice fucking work on saying that right in her face on her profile. B.) Holy shit does her first comment on that scream "LOOK AT ME EVERYONE!! I HAVE A BOY WHO IS INTERESTED IN ME AND NOW I FEEL THE WEIGHT OF THE PRESSURE ON DECIDING IF I SHOULD MOVE TO FABULOUS NEW YORK WITH HIM OR NOT!! PLEASE BE JEALOUS!" Facebook really tilts me. It's really a remarkable website that has opened my eyes to things I really would have rather not seen.

03-17-2010, 02:51 PM	#129 (permalink)
Der Fuhrer Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 549 Internets: 5464	It's total bullshit. First off, if he were to have just sold a play to any type of production company that was worth a damn, he would have just earned a sizable amount of money. If you're moving to New York with a sizable amount of money and very high future prospects, why would you want to bring some bitch from Indiana or wherever you're from to NYC, where I can imagine only some of the hottest girls on the planet inhabit. Let me break it down for you. You're rich, you're successful, you're moving to New York City to make even more money, and there are a multitude of fine ass women there, why would you bring some skank with you from Indiana? It doesn't make any sense. I would go as far to say she made the entire thing up. Perhaps not. But if she didn't, it's not going to work out. If what she says is true, then if I were you I would hope that she gets attached, uproots her life, and is then crushed when she finds him fucking another girl when she makes an unexpected visit to NYC. Facebook is a forum to the world for a cesspool of dipshits, dumbasses and morons. Not only that, but I am certain that it has facilitated a number of cases of infidelity. I hate everything about facebook. God damn your status updates, I hope you die.

03-18-2010, 02:13 AM	#133 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	You're right BDH. That's hilarious. Why didn't I see the comedy in it before? You aren't fb friends with her and don't have to see all the dumb couples shit she uploads. You don't have a leg to stand on to properly judge the issue, so your opinion on the matter is (as usual) worthless. Also fwiw she took almost verbatim defenses from http://exposingfeminism.wordpress.com/shaming-tactics/
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna Last edited by Mr. Blonde; 03-18-2010 at 02:16 AM.

03-18-2010, 04:04 AM	#134 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Blonde, you're effort is in the right place, but you do need to dial it back a notch. It sounds too bitter right now. The key is to be superior and condecending in a way that makes them scramble to answer to you, not have an easy layup.

03-18-2010, 06:03 AM	#135 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	Blonde, let's try to post happy things for a week. These flush that negativity away, and replace it with post equivalent to a bright sunshine. I think it would help clense your spirit and let you enjoy your internet life more.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

03-18-2010, 06:09 AM	#136 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	UB, on the internet a girl doesn't have to "scramble to answer you". She can just not respond. I'd much rather go for being a blantant dick to someone I view as a pretty worthless friend and even more so sexually worthless, especially since I already banged her back in AZ.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

03-18-2010, 07:56 AM	#137 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	Sorry Blonde, but I agree with everyone else on this one. You're trying to hard. If she's so annoying just delete her.

03-18-2010, 09:18 AM	#138 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Maybe i'll delete you. From life.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

03-18-2010, 10:08 AM	#139 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	i think korea has a removal kit for sticks up one's ass! Funniest line of that entire conversation... from Kristen
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

03-18-2010, 02:27 PM	#140 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 250185	Blonde I also agree with these guys. You seem like a douche in that post. And if we have to understand the context (which we naturally can't) then don't post it at all. CHILL THE FUCK OUT BLONDE ITS GOING TO BE OK
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

03-19-2010, 12:51 PM	#150 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662

03-18-2010, 03:22 PM	#141 (permalink)
Der Fuhrer Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 549 Internets: 5464	Guys let's not be so hard on Mr. Blonde. You don't know what it's like to have volitile hormone levels once each month coupled with a tampon shoved up your vaginal canal to soak up the continuous bloody drip. Add to that list menstural cramps and bloating, and you've got yourself a serious pain the vag. Let's try to be more constructive in our criticism so as to not upset the PMSing Mr. Blonde. If I might make a suggestion, Mr. Blonde, pick up a package of Midol from your local drugstore. I hear it really helps with your symptoms.
	Last edited by Der Fuhrer; 03-18-2010 at 08:52 PM.

03-18-2010, 03:49 PM	#142 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790	Blonde needs to get laid asap.
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

03-18-2010, 10:49 PM	#143 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	This is pretty funny: How to Suck at Facebook - The Oatmeal

03-18-2010, 11:16 PM	#144 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	I was wasted and annoyed, and if you don't like submissions without context, DJFC (and the rest of you, for that matter) then feel free to negrep me. I remain on the board one of the only members who almost always has and will continue to call a girl a dumb cunt when she annoys me, rather than obsequiously prostrate myself like the rest of the female-worshipping male gender. Quit being pansies, i'll pick on whom I wish, whether I look like a douche or not.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

03-19-2010, 12:10 AM	#146 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Cause the joke is pretending like i'm angry all the time.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

03-19-2010, 11:22 AM	#147 (permalink)
Dent Lost in Hilbert Spice Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Surrounded by knaves and fools Posts: 3,507 Internets: 177361	/b/rothers, halp. Facts : 17, fat. Was raped when she was young (7ish) and now sucks everyone's dick to make it all better Also doesn't know there difference between doesn't and don't. She goes to a class I run next thursday, I'm not allowed to rape. response/advice?

03-19-2010, 11:30 AM	#148 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	/me rapes Mina

03-19-2010, 12:38 PM	#149 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	I'm sorry Dent, we (naturally) can't understand the context, I don't think any of us can help you.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

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