Stupid Fucking News Shit

[Orgazmo]

Silly god damned Palestinians.

Donkeys dyed to look like zebras | World | News | Winnipeg Sun

[Beebs]

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

facebook status: before The Right gets even more huffy and self-righteous than they already have been the past couple of months ("Olympics? Fuck the Olympics! USA #1!!!"), they should maybe take some time to research the past winners of the Nobel Peace Prize and their achievements before they decide that they're more qualified to decide who receives one than the Nobel Committee. By the way, Alfred Nobel invented dynamite. Dicks.

Winners of the Nobel Peace Prize

You're a fucking idiot if you defend this in any way, at all.

First off he was 2 weeks in office when the votes were cast; so whatever he has actually accomplished, if such things exist, they didn't matter.

So if you're saying the Nobel Prize is irrelevant and decided by complete morons, as shown by their giving the award to the leader of the terrorist organization PLO, then right on.

If you are defending it, well there is simply no remark to describe the depths of your idiocy; it is completly indefensible, no matter how you feel about the people it rightfully makes pissed off.

[Mr. Blonde]

Beebs, I think you need to settle down a bit. Here are some soothing, pop tunes to help you with that.

YouTube - MIley Cyrus - Party In The U.S.A. - Official Music Video (HD)

YouTube - MIley Cyrus - Party In The U.S.A. - Official Music Video (HD)

[Dent]

Originally Posted by Beebs

You're a fucking idiot if you defend this in any way, at all.

First off he was 2 weeks in office when the votes were cast; so whatever he has actually accomplished, if such things exist, they didn't matter.

I think with this case, it's not that he's actually done anything, it's that he HAS inspired people/made them happy/whatever goodness.
He could fuck the country up, but the people who voted are filled with warmth just by the sight of him.
I think the same people who vote on Dancing For the Stars vote for the nobel prize.

Think Jesus.

[Beebs]

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

Beebs, I think you need to settle down a bit. Here are some soothing, pop tunes to help you with that.

I feel much better now; yes we can!

[Orgazmo]

Hey guys. I'm sorry to have to let you know like this, but Captain Lou Albano has died

[Dent]

YouTube - Stroller gets overridden by train - baby survives

YouTube - Stroller gets overridden by train - baby survives

A moms worst nightmare almost became a reality yesterday, when a babystroller holding a six month old boy rolled onto the traintracks at a trainstation in Melbourne, Australia.

Seconds after the babystroller had landed on the traintracks, a train rolled into the station and pushed the baby and babystroller 40 meters along the tracks.

The little boy in the babystroller miraculously escaped the ordeal with a bump on his head.

The accident was filmed by a security camera at the station.

Will try and get a better source, mother should be beat for being a dumb cunt.
Edit : link
http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/as...pe/#cnnSTCText

[Ugly Bastard]

Louisiana is such a fucked up state:

Interracial couple denied marriage license in La.

[Mr. Blonde]

Bald bears baffle vets with mystery condition at German zoo | Mail Online

[Orgazmo]

It is very tough to take a bald bear seriously.

[Dent]

Stupid fucking Germans, that so called 'bear' is actually G'mork

[Dent]

Video: Police hunt supermarket bottom sniffer - Telegraph

Police are hunting a man who carried out what they describe as 'bizarre' sexual assaults after he repeatedly knelt behind a shelf stacker to smell his behind.


pls alert all shelf stackers of this new method of assault, I fear that many bottoms may be sniffed, raise awareness if you care.

[Dent]

Nation & World | India governor, 86, resigns after 3-woman sex tape | Seattle Times Newspaper

BALLA

[Fruitacious B]

Guy gets dick stuck in metal pipe, must be freed by industrial grinder

[DDTempest]

'I’ve only come across this type of thing three or four times in my 17 years as a firefighter. It’s not a daily occurrence.'

hahaha

[Fruitacious B]

I can't 100% state that these are all true, but I'll take that chance.

Weird, But True Stories 09

An overzealous Monopoly player in Michigan landed behind bars after he smashed a beer bottle over a friend's head when she refused to sell him Park Place and Boardwalk.

Aside from a pair of broken glasses, the woman was unhurt. The 54-year-old jerk was charged with assault and battery.

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A man who went on "Antiques Roadshow" in England was devastated to find that the "antique" bottle for which he paid $1,500 was actually purchased from a supermarket last year.

"It's an empty olive oil bottle," appraiser Fiona Bruce said. "Circa 2008. It's worth nothing now."

The producers of the show have decided not to air the clip because "it was just too cruel."

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A woman called the Findlay, Ohio, police to complain that her husband claimed that her daughter -- his stepdaughter -- had performed oral sex on him and was far better at it than her mom.

Police made note of this crime against humanity but had to tell the woman it actually didn't violate the penal code.

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[Dent]

Wolverhampton voted fifth worst city in the world - Telegraph

Wolverhampton voted fifth worst city in the world
It says something about your city when a principle claim to fame is to have the best-known ring road in the country – because a tramp lived on it.

Ask anyone about Wolverhampton, including the locals, about what the city is good for and Josef Stawinoga, who lived in a tent on the road for 30 years prior to his death in 2007, is right up there. Along with the football club and, well, not much else.




Damn.. I really live in a shithole, I have a video of me trading shoes with that tramp, fuck that old shitty bastard.

[DDTempest]

Moscow's Stray Dogs Evolving Greater Intelligence, Including a Mastery of the Subway | Popular Science

Moscow's Stray Dogs Evolving Greater Intelligence, Including a Mastery of the Subway
By Stuart Fox Posted 01.21.2010 at 12:15 pm

For every 300 Muscovites, there's a stray dog wandering the streets of Russia's capital. And according to Andrei Poyarkov, a researcher at the A.N. Severtsov Institute of Ecology and Evolution, the fierce pressure of urban living has driven the dogs to evolve wolf-like traits, increased intelligence, and even the ability to navigate the subway.

Poyarkov has studied the dogs, which number about 35,000, for the last 30 years. Over that time, he observed the stray dog population lose the spotted coats, wagging tails, and friendliness that separate dogs from wolves, while at the same time evolving social structures and behaviors optimized to four ecological niches occupied by what Poyarkov calls guard dogs, scavengers, wild dogs, and beggars.

The guard dogs follow around, and receive food from, the security personnel at Moscow's many fenced in sites. They think the guards are their masters, and serve as semi-feral assistants. The scavengers roam the city eating garbage. The wild dogs are the most wolf-like, hunting mice, rats, and cats under the cover of night.

But beggar dogs have evolved the most specialized behavior. Relying on scraps of food from commuters, the beggar dogs can not only recognize which humans are most likely to give them something to eat, but have evolved to ride the subway. Using scents, and the ability to recognize the train conductor's names for different stops, they incorporate many stations into their territories.

Additionally, Poyarkov says the pack structure of the beggars reflects a reliance on brain over brawn for survival. In the beggar packs, the smartest dog, not the most physically dominant, occupies the alpha male position.

The evolution of Moscow's stray dogs has been going on since at least the mid-1800s, when Russian writers first mentioned the stray dog problem in the city. And that evolution has been propelled by deadly selective pressure. Most of the strays arrive on the streets as rejected house pets. Of those dogs kicked out of their homes, Poyarkov estimates fewer than 3 percent live long enough to breed. To survive those odds, a dog really does have to be the fittest.

[THEINCREDIBLEdork]

Awesome.

Unfortunately I theorize that it is impossible for more than one species to evolve sentience in single ecosystem. And the entire world is our ecosystem.

[Mr. Blonde]

Sentience and intelligence/conditioning are two different things, which i'm sure you know, but i'm curious about your theory, as i've thought about it a lot myself what our planet would be like with two or multiple sentient species. you think the forerunner would eradicate them or that they would never develop at all?

[THEINCREDIBLEdork]

I'll throw together a theory for you, bonerboy.

The presence of one species of sentient beings retards the progress of any other potential sentient beings.

Use whatever word you want to use for what we are, sentient, intelligent, self-aware, whatever. I'm going to use the term sentient. I'll define it as those special human qualities unique to us in this world: I think therefore I am, theory of mind, language etc.

Sentience is an evolutionary milestone. Once a species reaches sentience they became the Apex Predator/dominant species permanently. It gives them the trump card against any other species. A disaster must happen for them to relinquish control. Whether its global warming, viral epidemic, or asteroids.

It would be impossible for another to develop at all. To reach the level of sentience a species would have to begin having the ability to think about the future. To plan what future actions would be in the best interest to surviving and thriving in the long term. The fact that another sentient being like humans exist is counter to the best interest of a species that is potentially developing sentience. We own everything. We've saturated the ecosystem. That puts any potential sentient species in direct competition with us. Taking back any ground against us would require aggression. Planned aggression is the first step of sentience. Any planned aggression would be immediately squashed by those that already have sentience.

Currently any land or territory gained to other species is that which we give back to them (pussy liberal green faggots).

Take a look at the most intelligent (and most potentially sentient) creatures that coexist with us. Those that can be tamed have had any independence bred away from their gene pool. Those that cannot be are partitioned into areas we deem what is fair for them to have. If a band of monkey's started walking out of the woods and doing guerrilla attacks against us what do you think would happen?

Like these wild dogs, and other examples including bears and raccoons... evolution will inevitably take the shortest path to successfully adapting to thrive and survive. Rather than take on the species that is already sentient, the best way to survive is to adapt to scavenge the waste that the sentient race provides.

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There are two exceptions
One exception may be the ocean and dolphins, arguably we don't live in the same ecosystem as them. Recent pop culture science argues that they are a lot more intelligent than we may think they are.

The more likely exception is sentient life created from sentient life. Genetic engineering or advanced artificial intelligence.

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If two separate sentient species evolved in different ecosystems (or different planets) come into contact with each other and they mutually believe they are not a threat to each others home ecosystems they can coexist and may even eventually cohabit each others ecosystems.

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try not to jerk off to this bullshit, blonde

[Mr. Blonde]

Too late.

Is your assertion that "planned aggression" is a prerequisite to all sentient life, then? I suppose your theory makes a bit of sense, as almost every species we've seen (can't think of any exceptions right now) basically try to hoard as many resources as they physically can, whether it's food, land, females, etc and the easiest/default way to do this is through force. Interesting.

With dolphins, as intelligent as they be, we may not LIVE in their ecosystem but we certainly dominate it. Apply your "band of monkeys/guerilla attacks" analogy to dolphins and fishing boats and you get the same outcome: quelching.

Although, easy to say that now, but as humans would we really want to eradicate behavior like that? Kind of interesting to think about, our track record is usually: Kill any animal that harms humans, but maybe we should really be studying them, try to understand why they're doing it (thinking of Speaker for the Dead right now).

Your theory over battling for resources applies to AI/GE too. Eventually they'd see themselves as superior and rationalize we're taking up valuable resources as a fellow sentient species and rebel as well.

[THEINCREDIBLEdork]

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

Is your assertion that "planned aggression" is a prerequisite to all sentient life, then?

Exactly, I can't envision any scenario during a species' development to sentient life could skip this part. Unless there was some way in which there was no competition or the species unconsciously wiped out an already existing sentient species... in which case there wouldn't be two at the same time.

[Mr. Blonde]

'Space diver' to attempt first supersonic freefall - space - 22 January 2010 - New Scientist

Motherfucker is jumping 22 miles from the surface.

The jump height is above a threshold at 19,000 metres called the Armstrong line, where the atmospheric pressure is so low that fluids start to boil. "If he opens up his face mask or the suit, all the gases in your body go out of suspension, so you literally turn into a giant fizzy, oozing fluid from your eyes and mouth, like something out of a horror film," Thompson explained. "It's just seconds until death."

[Ugly Bastard]

That is super awesome. That dude is really famous in skydiving circles and unlike a lot of guys who get famous in skydiving for doing crazy shit, he actually has a good head on his shoulders re: risk calculation and is someone I would be very surprised to read a fatality report on.