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Der Fuhrer · 04-17-2010, 05:35 PM

What's Poland?

DJ FC · 04-17-2010, 05:47 PM

Lebensraum.

Dent · 04-17-2010, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

I've actually heard a shitload about it on the news. I think it more goes to show how little Americans give a shit that it hasn't spread via word of mouth to people who don't watch the news.

I agree, fucking americans.

Fruitacious B · 04-17-2010, 11:56 PM

The dead Polish president means as much to me as the volcano in Iceland. They've both gotten some press, but nobody still gives a shit.

Why? Who cares?

Orgazmo · 04-27-2010, 05:48 PM

Oklahoma enacts restrictive abortion measures | Earth Times News

In Oklahoma, a doctor is no longer required to tell a patient if they see that their unborn baby has a birth defect.

Now you know.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-27-2010, 06:10 PM

Jesus Christ. Unreal.

edit:
At first I thought you said they were forbidden to tell their patient.

Orgazmo · 04-27-2010, 07:20 PM

Not quite that bad.

Fruitacious B · 04-27-2010, 08:33 PM

But it's definitely bad enough. Fuck the Bible Belt.

Mr. Blonde · 05-05-2010, 10:46 AM

Didn't know where else to put this.

Video: Major Facebook security hole lets you view your friends’ live chats

Fruitacious B · 05-05-2010, 11:42 AM

Well Facebook Chat has been down for me all morning, so I think they're already fixing that. Not that it makes up for it, that's one hell of a slip-up on their part.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 05-07-2010, 09:42 PM

Woman says 3D porno made her pregnant - Husband claims "anything is possible" | TechEye

malibu · 05-07-2010, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SittinOnDubsWGW

Woman says 3D porno made her pregnant - Husband claims "anything is possible" | TechEye

Really? I mean, really, really? Can't believe he actually bought that shit.

Beebs · 05-07-2010, 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by malibu

Really? I mean, really, really? Can't believe he actually bought that shit.

It's originally from a Brazilian version of one of those super market tabloids, I doubt it has any basis in reality.

ninjaface · 05-08-2010, 01:23 PM

Yeah, if you actually read it, this should stand out as being a bit questionable:

"TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation."

Dent · 05-11-2010, 11:31 AM

BBC News - Giant speech bubble bid to combat pub noise

Orgazmo · 06-08-2010, 02:36 PM

Tenn. woman killed by lightning as boyfriend prepares to propose -

DDTempest · 06-08-2010, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

Tenn. woman killed by lightning as boyfriend prepares to propose -

I'm shocked that the papers printed him is the fiance.

C00ter · 06-09-2010, 02:10 PM

At least you're making light of the situation.

f3lix · 06-09-2010, 03:57 PM

Seems to me, fate suggested that she should bolt

DDTempest · 06-11-2010, 08:44 AM

Manned Mission to Mars simulation started:

'Mars Mission' Crew to Spend 520 Days in Isolation : Discovery News

ProfessorNumber · 06-11-2010, 07:17 PM

3-year-old Chinese girl, Ya Wen, smokes & drinks beer as therapy from traffic accident injuries

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 06-11-2010, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DDTempest

Manned Mission to Mars simulation started:

'Mars Mission' Crew to Spend 520 Days in Isolation : Discovery News

there's gonna be some buttsecks!

vaga1220 * · 06-13-2010, 09:13 AM

?Jackass? Star Bam Margera Beaten With a Bat - News- msnbc.com

Quote:

By Danielle Johnson
NBCPhiladelphia.com
updated 10:45 p.m. ET, Sat., June 12, 2010

Jackass" star and professional skateboarder, Bam Margera, was hospitalized after being attacked by a woman with a bat in a West Chester bar early Saturday morning, according to police.

Investigators say it happened around 2 a.m. outside of Bam’s bar “The Note” on 142 E. Market Street in Philadelphia.

Police say there was some sort of fight that ended when a woman allegedly hit him in the back of the head with a baseball bat. The woman was arrested and charged with assault.

Margera is recuperating at Chester County Hospital. His condition is unknown.

Brandon Cole Margera, a Pennsylvania native best known as "Bam" became a household name in 2000 when he, Johnny Knoxville, and a crew of pranksters, starred in MTV's crude reality stunt show "Jackass."

The show caused a whirlwind of controversy because of the dangerous aand risky stunts that involed fire, nudity, and often ended in broken bones.

Nevertheless "Jackass' was a huge success, but ended after only 3 seasons.

Following the show, Margera starred in MTV spinoff "Viva La Bam," two "Jackass" movies, and hosted "Radio Bam" on Sirius radio.

About goddamn time somebody beat down that fuckwhizzed with a bat. I hope that when she hit him she yelled "BAM." Not as much as I hope he dies though.

Stay classy, Philly.

Beebs · 06-13-2010, 02:46 PM

Jackass seems especially talentless now that Nitro Circus has a show.

One has a group of wildly talented people in their respective fields doing amazing tricks both in and outside of their usual realm, the other staples things to ball sacks.

Orgazmo · 08-27-2010, 11:06 AM

Brownsburg murder connected to downtown suicide - 13 WTHR

Really no need to read the actual story. The cliffs are that a dude and his wife were going for a divorce and she was moving jobs (going from partner at law firm A to law firm B). For some reason, this drove the bastard insane. He strangled his wife and then confessed with an audio-taped message (even telling the officers that the back door is open for them). He then drove to a parking garage in downtown Indy (beside wife's old law firm), drove to the top, took out two handguns, fired a few times in the air, stepped up to the ledge, waved the guns a bit, and then shot himself/jumped.

While I do give him credit for a semi-creative suicide, is it not bizarre how absolutely insane seemingly normal people can go? It boggled my mind.

04-17-2010, 05:47 PM	#77 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 250185	Lebensraum.
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

04-17-2010, 11:56 PM	#79 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	The dead Polish president means as much to me as the volcano in Iceland. They've both gotten some press, but nobody still gives a shit. Why? Who cares?
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04-27-2010, 06:10 PM	#81 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	Jesus Christ. Unreal. edit: At first I thought you said they were forbidden to tell their patient.
	#YOLO Last edited by THEINCREDIBLEdork; 04-27-2010 at 06:12 PM.

04-27-2010, 08:33 PM	#83 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	But it's definitely bad enough. Fuck the Bible Belt.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

05-05-2010, 10:46 AM	#84 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Didn't know where else to put this. Video: Major Facebook security hole lets you view your friends’ live chats
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04-17-2010, 05:35 PM	#76 (permalink)
Der Fuhrer Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 549 Internets: 5464	What's Poland?

04-27-2010, 05:48 PM	#80 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Oklahoma enacts restrictive abortion measures \| Earth Times News In Oklahoma, a doctor is no longer required to tell a patient if they see that their unborn baby has a birth defect. Now you know.

04-27-2010, 07:20 PM	#82 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Not quite that bad.

05-05-2010, 11:42 AM	#85 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Well Facebook Chat has been down for me all morning, so I think they're already fixing that. Not that it makes up for it, that's one hell of a slip-up on their part.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

05-07-2010, 09:42 PM	#86 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	Woman says 3D porno made her pregnant - Husband claims "anything is possible" \| TechEye

05-08-2010, 01:23 PM	#89 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Yeah, if you actually read it, this should stand out as being a bit questionable: "TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation."
	Last edited by ninjaface; 05-08-2010 at 01:24 PM.

05-11-2010, 11:31 AM	#90 (permalink)
Dent Lost in Hilbert Spice Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Surrounded by knaves and fools Posts: 3,508 Internets: 177361	BBC News - Giant speech bubble bid to combat pub noise

06-08-2010, 02:36 PM	#91 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Tenn. woman killed by lightning as boyfriend prepares to propose -

06-09-2010, 02:10 PM	#93 (permalink)
C00ter Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: MBury! Posts: 119 Internets: 546	At least you're making light of the situation.

06-09-2010, 03:57 PM	#94 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Seems to me, fate suggested that she should bolt

06-11-2010, 07:17 PM	#96 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,215 Internets: 3373	3-year-old Chinese girl, Ya Wen, smokes & drinks beer as therapy from traffic accident injuries
	Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.

06-13-2010, 02:46 PM	#99 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	Jackass seems especially talentless now that Nitro Circus has a show. One has a group of wildly talented people in their respective fields doing amazing tricks both in and outside of their usual realm, the other staples things to ball sacks.

08-27-2010, 11:06 AM	#100 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Brownsburg murder connected to downtown suicide - 13 WTHR Really no need to read the actual story. The cliffs are that a dude and his wife were going for a divorce and she was moving jobs (going from partner at law firm A to law firm B). For some reason, this drove the bastard insane. He strangled his wife and then confessed with an audio-taped message (even telling the officers that the back door is open for them). He then drove to a parking garage in downtown Indy (beside wife's old law firm), drove to the top, took out two handguns, fired a few times in the air, stepped up to the ledge, waved the guns a bit, and then shot himself/jumped. While I do give him credit for a semi-creative suicide, is it not bizarre how absolutely insane seemingly normal people can go? It boggled my mind.

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