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Saint DH · 08-24-2011, 11:06 PM

Taking it next week and failing would be much worse than waiting until October.

thekremlin · 08-25-2011, 03:09 AM

I was going to come into work today, really buckle down, work really hard, try to make a lot of money and hopefully get a promotion, but then on the train this guy looked at me funny so instead I'm posting snark on nubblies.

Saint DH · 08-25-2011, 11:17 AM

I appreciate your kick in the ass. Taking it next week is the right move. The section I was scheduled to take is financial accounting, which covers the most material and, to me, seems like it will be one of the most difficult sections. I'm also registered to take the auditing section. I decided to cancel financial next week and take auditing instead. The price to register for auditing is half that of financial, and the material is also half in scope. The level of detail is a bit greater, but I just took an auditing course in the spring that was basically CPA prep. I feel like I have a fighting chance to pass this section next week. The other section I had less chance of passing imo. So this shit is going down.

f3lix · 08-25-2011, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

Taking it next week and failing would be much worse than waiting until October.

Why?

Orgazmo · 08-25-2011, 11:44 PM

Because it costs $950, the man said.

DDTempest · 08-26-2011, 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

Because it costs $950, the man said.

Its costing him more than $950 a month in lost wages by being an unemployed bum, but that hasn't changed his behavior any.

DJ FC · 08-26-2011, 11:53 AM

Afroman - Because I Got High - YouTube

Saint DH · 10-06-2011, 03:43 PM

I hate watching people run, especially guys who run like pathetic little girls. To me, it seems like running is one of the most natural things a body can do, so it should be kind of natural to not run like a fucking dumbass. Nevertheless, I see countless dipshits running like dipshits down the road. Drives me crazy. Jesus Christ almighty it's not that hard.

Mr. Blonde · 10-06-2011, 03:53 PM

Vibram Fivefingers, yo.

Cocktooth · 10-06-2011, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

I hate watching people run, especially guys who run like pathetic little girls. To me, it seems like running is one of the most natural things a body can do, so it should be kind of natural to not run like a fucking dumbass. Nevertheless, I see countless dipshits running like dipshits down the road. Drives me crazy. Jesus Christ almighty it's not that hard.

Do you run with your thumbs up like Jordan, or your hands straight like Bolt? Can you please post a video on how you run properly.

Edit: Can you change your name to Prefontaine?

Saint DH · 10-06-2011, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cocktooth

Do you run with your thumbs up like Jordan, or your hands straight like Bolt?

I do neither. I don't really run much anymore these days either.

Quote:

Can you please post a video on how you run properly.

No I can't, but I can give you a brief description. For your hands, you basically make a loose grip and relax them, nothing much else to that. Keep your wrists in-line with your fore-arms. Your arms should pump basically parallel with your body. As you pump forward with your right arm, you should stride with your left leg and so on. Lean forward a bit, but mind your posture and keep your back straight. That's pretty much it. There's a bit more to it than that like foot positioning, but this is all you need to do to not look like a dumbass while running.

f3lix · 10-06-2011, 07:58 PM

I see DH running with a galloping stride and on his toes.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-07-2011, 12:32 AM

Just let this be his thing and let it be, OK?

Saint DH · 10-07-2011, 02:24 AM

It doesn't bother anyone else to see people fledgling down the road like retards who just escaped prison camp? I mean come on.

Cocktooth · 10-07-2011, 07:30 AM

Not really. I know when I run, I look like an overweight dog with 3 legs, so I try not to judge people that are doing things to get fit. That's like a fat guy calling another fat guy fat. Doesn't make much sense.

Ironic Mustache · 10-08-2011, 11:03 AM

RotD: My mom has been desperately dating every guy who shows the slightest bit of interest in her for the past 2 years or so (prior to that she hadn't dated anyone in something like 10 years). She without fail decides to introduce them to the family on date number 2, on a holiday. So far I've met a new boyfriend on more than one Christmas, one Thanksgiving, several birthdays (mine twice), and at least one Easter. The last boyfriend didn't work out because he confessed to be being a "rehabilitated" ex-kid toucher, who had served time for it. One might think she would take that as a lesson and get to know guys a little better before introducing them to the family. Wrong.

Apparently she got in touch with someone she used to go to high school with who lives in Ohio or something. He came down here and visited once, she decided she didn't like him. He persisted, proposed, and she said yes. So he's moving his family down here and I'm supposed to meet my soon-to-be father-in-law on Thanksgiving.

Ugly Bastard · 10-08-2011, 11:34 AM

LOL wow epic RotD! That really sucks lol. Why'd she say yes if she doesn't even like him?!

angry pancake · 10-08-2011, 11:45 AM

Yes it's true. AP is about to become IM's step dad. I'm sure we're going to be great friends, son.

Mr. Blonde · 10-08-2011, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

Why'd she say yes if she doesn't even like him?!

Lonely and doesn't want to die alone?

What is the guy going to do for work, IM?

Repugnant Abomination · 10-08-2011, 06:37 PM

I still don't see what's wrong with the ex-kid toucher - he's rehabilitated!

Saint DH · 10-08-2011, 06:42 PM

I agree. Plus, he and IM actually had something in common!

Orgazmo · 10-09-2011, 01:06 PM

I challenge you to find one person that claims IM is rehabilitated.

Ironic Mustache · 10-10-2011, 04:48 PM

She said yes because she has an identical twin sister that she used to be attached to at the hip. She's been in a healthy relationship for the past year and a half, and I think my mom is jealous and thinks this is her last chance. Blonde is prolly right. Also, she's dumb. I have no idea what he's going to do for work. I honestly don't even know a single thing more about him than what's in the above post. For all I know, it could be AP. There's actually a part of me that hopes it is.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-10-2011, 07:24 PM

Maybe you should take him out on a boys night out and bond a little. Play a couple games of tummystix. You know.

Ironic Mustache · 10-10-2011, 08:24 PM

Tummystix has yet to work on any of the last 8 boyfriends. No more tummystix.

10-07-2011, 12:32 AM	#688 (permalink)
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	#YOLO

10-07-2011, 07:30 AM	#690 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	Not really. I know when I run, I look like an overweight dog with 3 legs, so I try not to judge people that are doing things to get fit. That's like a fat guy calling another fat guy fat. Doesn't make much sense.
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10-08-2011, 11:03 AM	#691 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	RotD: My mom has been desperately dating every guy who shows the slightest bit of interest in her for the past 2 years or so (prior to that she hadn't dated anyone in something like 10 years). She without fail decides to introduce them to the family on date number 2, on a holiday. So far I've met a new boyfriend on more than one Christmas, one Thanksgiving, several birthdays (mine twice), and at least one Easter. The last boyfriend didn't work out because he confessed to be being a "rehabilitated" ex-kid toucher, who had served time for it. One might think she would take that as a lesson and get to know guys a little better before introducing them to the family. Wrong. Apparently she got in touch with someone she used to go to high school with who lives in Ohio or something. He came down here and visited once, she decided she didn't like him. He persisted, proposed, and she said yes. So he's moving his family down here and I'm supposed to meet my soon-to-be father-in-law on Thanksgiving.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

10-10-2011, 04:48 PM	#698 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	She said yes because she has an identical twin sister that she used to be attached to at the hip. She's been in a healthy relationship for the past year and a half, and I think my mom is jealous and thinks this is her last chance. Blonde is prolly right. Also, she's dumb. I have no idea what he's going to do for work. I honestly don't even know a single thing more about him than what's in the above post. For all I know, it could be AP. There's actually a part of me that hopes it is.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

10-10-2011, 07:24 PM	#699 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	Maybe you should take him out on a boys night out and bond a little. Play a couple games of tummystix. You know.
	#YOLO

08-24-2011, 11:06 PM	#676 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,113 Internets: 284753	Taking it next week and failing would be much worse than waiting until October.

08-25-2011, 03:09 AM	#677 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	I was going to come into work today, really buckle down, work really hard, try to make a lot of money and hopefully get a promotion, but then on the train this guy looked at me funny so instead I'm posting snark on nubblies.

08-25-2011, 11:17 AM	#678 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,113 Internets: 284753	I appreciate your kick in the ass. Taking it next week is the right move. The section I was scheduled to take is financial accounting, which covers the most material and, to me, seems like it will be one of the most difficult sections. I'm also registered to take the auditing section. I decided to cancel financial next week and take auditing instead. The price to register for auditing is half that of financial, and the material is also half in scope. The level of detail is a bit greater, but I just took an auditing course in the spring that was basically CPA prep. I feel like I have a fighting chance to pass this section next week. The other section I had less chance of passing imo. So this shit is going down.

08-25-2011, 11:44 PM	#680 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,668 Internets: 305662	Because it costs $950, the man said.

10-06-2011, 03:43 PM	#683 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,113 Internets: 284753	I hate watching people run, especially guys who run like pathetic little girls. To me, it seems like running is one of the most natural things a body can do, so it should be kind of natural to not run like a fucking dumbass. Nevertheless, I see countless dipshits running like dipshits down the road. Drives me crazy. Jesus Christ almighty it's not that hard.

10-06-2011, 03:53 PM	#684 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Vibram Fivefingers, yo.

10-06-2011, 07:58 PM	#687 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	I see DH running with a galloping stride and on his toes.

10-07-2011, 02:24 AM	#689 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,113 Internets: 284753	It doesn't bother anyone else to see people fledgling down the road like retards who just escaped prison camp? I mean come on.

10-08-2011, 11:34 AM	#692 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	LOL wow epic RotD! That really sucks lol. Why'd she say yes if she doesn't even like him?!

10-08-2011, 06:37 PM	#695 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	I still don't see what's wrong with the ex-kid toucher - he's rehabilitated!

10-08-2011, 06:42 PM	#696 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,113 Internets: 284753	I agree. Plus, he and IM actually had something in common!

10-09-2011, 01:06 PM	#697 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,668 Internets: 305662	I challenge you to find one person that claims IM is rehabilitated.

10-10-2011, 08:24 PM	#700 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Tummystix has yet to work on any of the last 8 boyfriends. No more tummystix.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.