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BigDongedHoe · 12-12-2008, 07:24 PM

Its nights like tonight that remind me why I quit online poker years ago.

3 tournaments 4th, 5th and 6th.

Tournament where I took 4th KQ loses to KJ due to maniac drawing out on KJ with a J. I made an unbelieveable call to even call him with a KQ, he was just that crazy.

Tournament 5th have AQ on the button, Two of us end up going in, flop comes A Q 9. I push dude calls with KQ to draw J 10

Recent Tournament I raise big 55 (stupid play but irrelevant). Flop comes A 2 4 I decide to push... overwhelming chip leader calls with K 9 (questionable but has enough chips to justify action I guess since he was pot committed). Two spades on bored and sure enough the next two cards come 7 5 spades. Guy has K of spades.

Only one of these tournaments did I draw out on somebody else and that was the first one when it wasn't such an enormous draw out (65/35)

DDTempest · 12-12-2008, 11:12 PM

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-12-2008, 11:19 PM

poker is gay i hate it

that poker movie with matt dameaon sucks, LOL at the seen where he walks in on his bosses game and knows all their exact cards

in high school my friends used to watch that move all the time

Cocktooth · 12-13-2008, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by DDTempest

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Everytime I sit down at the table, I remember this quote and look around. It's a shame I have never found the sucker at any of those tables!!

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-13-2008, 01:19 AM

I feel u BDH, but at the same time i deserve it, i treat everyone at the table as though they have spaghetti brains

f3lix · 12-14-2008, 12:22 AM

What changed it all for me was when I started playing for first and nothing else. Granted, you'll bust twice as often, but you'll win a much high percentage of the time you cash which is where all the money is anyway. It's done wonders for me.

Cocktooth · 12-14-2008, 02:00 AM

Felix, do you ever play heads up games???

f3lix · 12-14-2008, 11:58 AM

I'll play short-handed games live if they need to get a game started. Most players are VERY uncomfortable playing these and make quite a few mistakes and once the table is full, I'll get up. I greatly prefer heads-up, too.

AcTivE · 12-22-2008, 06:15 AM

poker is for douches that can't work a real job

f3lix · 12-22-2008, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by AcTivE

poker is for douches that can't work a real job

Sounds like a man who thinks he needs to work for a living.

Ironic Mustache · 12-22-2008, 02:11 PM

Hey are you making $1,000?

AcTivE · 12-22-2008, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Ironic Mustache

Hey are you making $1,000?

are you making why don't you stfu up "Ironic" Mustache. douchebag dick teeth ass hat bastard son of a bitch cracker

f3lix · 12-23-2008, 03:55 AM

Somebody's bitter

Ironic Mustache · 12-23-2008, 11:43 AM

LOL I picture him all strung out typing that on some shitty bootleg laptop in the back of a friend of a friend's crackhouse/apartment. I'd bet money I'm not that far off. Oh and to clarify, I'm talking about real money, not potential money.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 12-24-2008, 07:00 AM

busting on the bubble is the absolute worst thing on the planet. Also when its the nuts VS the second nuts to the only person that has you covered at the table.

Ironic Mustache · 12-24-2008, 11:11 AM

I got put out with a straight flush the other day. A straight flush.

f3lix · 12-24-2008, 01:04 PM

Nothing like flopping the wrong side of boat over boat when battling for the tourney chiplead coming down to the money.

Ugly Bastard · 12-24-2008, 01:37 PM

God you guys are a bunch of whiney bitches.

Ironic Mustache · 12-24-2008, 01:43 PM

OooOOooh look at me I'm good at poker and thus don't need to whine. ELITEST!

Cocktooth · 12-24-2008, 01:44 PM

I hit 2 royal flush's in 2 weeks. I have video proof.

DDTempest · 12-24-2008, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

God you guys are a bunch of whiney bitches.

This. Listening to people cry about their bad beats in poker is right up there with fucking nerds talking about their D&D characters.

Mr. Blonde · 12-24-2008, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by DDTempest

This. Listening to people cry about their bad beats in poker is right up there with fucking nerds talking about their D&D characters.

I personally equate it to bitching about getting STDs when you regularly rawdog it with prostitutes.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 12-24-2008, 07:17 PM

what? you can get std's from prostitutes?

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Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

God you guys are a bunch of whiney bitches.

hahaha, I know. Both of the facts that I have tons of table rust and am playing at small stakes both frustrate me. I'll refrain from more bitching.

f3lix · 12-25-2008, 02:39 AM

I lost 132 big bets tonight playing split pots games, 4 tables, in a little over an hour. I'm impressed.

Pliedes · 12-27-2008, 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by f3lix

I lost 132 big bets tonight playing split pots games, 4 tables, in a little over an hour. I'm impressed.

I lost $0 tonight gambling.

I did lose $9.47, in the form of 18 Miller High Life beers....

Win some, lose some.

12-12-2008, 07:24 PM	#1 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	Fucking online poker... Its nights like tonight that remind me why I quit online poker years ago. 3 tournaments 4th, 5th and 6th. Tournament where I took 4th KQ loses to KJ due to maniac drawing out on KJ with a J. I made an unbelieveable call to even call him with a KQ, he was just that crazy. Tournament 5th have AQ on the button, Two of us end up going in, flop comes A Q 9. I push dude calls with KQ to draw J 10 Recent Tournament I raise big 55 (stupid play but irrelevant). Flop comes A 2 4 I decide to push... overwhelming chip leader calls with K 9 (questionable but has enough chips to justify action I guess since he was pot committed). Two spades on bored and sure enough the next two cards come 7 5 spades. Guy has K of spades. Only one of these tournaments did I draw out on somebody else and that was the first one when it wasn't such an enormous draw out (65/35)
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two. Last edited by BigDongedHoe; 12-12-2008 at 07:25 PM.

12-12-2008, 11:19 PM	#3 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	poker is gay i hate it that poker movie with matt dameaon sucks, LOL at the seen where he walks in on his bosses game and knows all their exact cards in high school my friends used to watch that move all the time
	#YOLO

12-13-2008, 01:19 AM	#5 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	I feel u BDH, but at the same time i deserve it, i treat everyone at the table as though they have spaghetti brains
	#YOLO

12-14-2008, 02:00 AM	#7 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	Felix, do you ever play heads up games???
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

12-22-2008, 06:15 AM	#9 (permalink)
AcTivE 1 thing leads to another. Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012 Internets: -2654	poker is for douches that can't work a real job
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12-14-2008, 12:22 AM	#6 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	What changed it all for me was when I started playing for first and nothing else. Granted, you'll bust twice as often, but you'll win a much high percentage of the time you cash which is where all the money is anyway. It's done wonders for me.

12-14-2008, 11:58 AM	#8 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	I'll play short-handed games live if they need to get a game started. Most players are VERY uncomfortable playing these and make quite a few mistakes and once the table is full, I'll get up. I greatly prefer heads-up, too.

12-22-2008, 02:11 PM	#11 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Hey are you making $1,000?
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

12-23-2008, 03:55 AM	#13 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Somebody's bitter

12-23-2008, 11:43 AM	#14 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	LOL I picture him all strung out typing that on some shitty bootleg laptop in the back of a friend of a friend's crackhouse/apartment. I'd bet money I'm not that far off. Oh and to clarify, I'm talking about real money, not potential money.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

12-24-2008, 07:00 AM	#15 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	busting on the bubble is the absolute worst thing on the planet. Also when its the nuts VS the second nuts to the only person that has you covered at the table.

12-24-2008, 11:11 AM	#16 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I got put out with a straight flush the other day. A straight flush.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

12-24-2008, 01:04 PM	#17 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Nothing like flopping the wrong side of boat over boat when battling for the tourney chiplead coming down to the money.

12-24-2008, 01:37 PM	#18 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	God you guys are a bunch of whiney bitches.

12-24-2008, 01:43 PM	#19 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	OooOOooh look at me I'm good at poker and thus don't need to whine. ELITEST!
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

12-24-2008, 01:44 PM	#20 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	I hit 2 royal flush's in 2 weeks. I have video proof.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

12-25-2008, 02:39 AM	#24 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	I lost 132 big bets tonight playing split pots games, 4 tables, in a little over an hour. I'm impressed.

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