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THEINCREDIBLEdork · 11-20-2009, 10:31 PM

you don't mean that

Orgazmo · 12-13-2009, 03:07 AM

Q: What's the best thread that doesn't get updated nearly enough.
A: [spiiiiiiizoiler]Drunk Things![/spiiiiiiizoiler]

SittinOnDubsWGW · 12-14-2009, 08:17 PM

I haven't drank in over a week. wow.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 12-15-2009, 07:01 PM

The above post is going to change as of tonight.

Dilemma of the night... with my new position, I'm supposed to have my work-phone w/ me all the time. I'm thinking that I probably shouldn't take this to the bar. Thoughts?

Mr. Blonde · 12-15-2009, 09:56 PM

what is your new position exactly?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-15-2009, 11:20 PM

Officer Faggot

Orgazmo · 12-20-2009, 04:51 AM

Gayve is a drunk bitch right now...laying beside me snoring like a cunt with a cuzoo.

Gayve, go fuck yissef. Because if you're not going to be a man, who the fuck is "yourself" anyway?

Just a bitch s'much as I figger it. An' what's a bitch doin' round these parts save makin' troubles?

Dats rights. Nothins!

FUCK YOU GAYVE! FOR MAKINS TROUBLES!

ninjaface · 12-20-2009, 03:10 PM

If he's in a drunken slumber, I believe it to be your duty to fuck with him and take pictures. Remember that for next time.

StabMaster Arson · 12-20-2009, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninjaface

If he's in a drunken slumber, I believe it to be your duty to fuck him and take pictures. Remember that for next time.

agreed but be gentle.

DDTempest · 12-20-2009, 06:12 PM

Sometimes its best to let sleeping giants lie.

Fruitacious B · 12-20-2009, 08:26 PM

I woke up at two in the afternoon with eyeballs drawn on my eyelids today...

SittinOnDubsWGW · 12-27-2009, 05:05 AM

shut your whore mouths. all of you.

Orgazmo · 12-27-2009, 03:30 PM

Cory just admitted to eiffel towering a guy.

Dave lost $100 to cory in a dumb bet. It was something like, "NFL.com says vernon davis has less than 12 td's." "NO! He has 12 or more" "k, let's bet" *i check nfl.com* *cory wins $100*

Derek is playing with john rambo.

Corene is bored.

!!! :-D

Orgazmo · 12-27-2009, 03:55 PM

Gayve just talked about cum.

Derek farted. It smelled like cum.

Gayve called US gay. HAhahahaha.

(b/c he fucks men)

The dog it eating something in the kitchen.

Back later.

Ugly Bastard · 12-27-2009, 04:42 PM

FYI I was in the mouth, not the ass, so
it's not gay.

I've been here for two hours and Dave owes
me $400 and counting...

Orgazmo · 12-27-2009, 04:46 PM

Gayve just stood and humped the air screaming "I fuck you in the ass" to cory when Fitzgerald got that TD.

Kinda gay...

Ugly Bastard · 12-27-2009, 04:50 PM

Even more gay: it gave me a semi.

Cocktooth · 12-27-2009, 05:31 PM

Ick Ewwwww

Orgazmo · 12-27-2009, 05:57 PM

I just french kissed my son, john rambo ... jerad shaw is not answering is phone.

Cocktooth · 12-27-2009, 06:14 PM

I was having pregnant sex. Can't just stop that and talk to you newly found gay guys.

Orgazmo · 12-27-2009, 06:35 PM

Tried 3 more times. Still no answer.

ninjaface · 12-27-2009, 06:40 PM

Shaw loses. I'm drunk. Fuck everything. Orgazmo's eyevbrows are made of 100% Tom Selleck's urethra.

Orgazmo · 12-27-2009, 06:44 PM

hi ninjaface

Ugly Bastard · 12-27-2009, 06:46 PM

Have you tried the pie, sir?

ninjaface · 12-27-2009, 07:04 PM

I did. The slice I was served was what I would consider a medium to large slice, and while delicious, it was too rich to finish. All other people that had the pie said it was titty balls. Not so much in those words, but close enough,.

11-20-2009, 10:31 PM	#801 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,348 Internets: 290966	you don't mean that
	#YOLO

12-15-2009, 09:56 PM	#805 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	what is your new position exactly?
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-15-2009, 11:20 PM	#806 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,348 Internets: 290966	Officer Faggot
	#YOLO

12-20-2009, 08:26 PM	#811 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	I woke up at two in the afternoon with eyeballs drawn on my eyelids today...
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

12-27-2009, 05:31 PM	#818 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	Ick Ewwwww
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

12-13-2009, 03:07 AM	#802 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,723 Internets: 311447	Q: What's the best thread that doesn't get updated nearly enough. A: [spiiiiiiizoiler]Drunk Things![/spiiiiiiizoiler]

12-14-2009, 08:17 PM	#803 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	I haven't drank in over a week. wow.

12-15-2009, 07:01 PM	#804 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	The above post is going to change as of tonight. Dilemma of the night... with my new position, I'm supposed to have my work-phone w/ me all the time. I'm thinking that I probably shouldn't take this to the bar. Thoughts?

12-20-2009, 04:51 AM	#807 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,723 Internets: 311447	Gayve is a drunk bitch right now...laying beside me snoring like a cunt with a cuzoo. Gayve, go fuck yissef. Because if you're not going to be a man, who the fuck is "yourself" anyway? Just a bitch s'much as I figger it. An' what's a bitch doin' round these parts save makin' troubles? Dats rights. Nothins! FUCK YOU GAYVE! FOR MAKINS TROUBLES!

12-20-2009, 03:10 PM	#808 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	If he's in a drunken slumber, I believe it to be your duty to fuck with him and take pictures. Remember that for next time.

12-27-2009, 05:05 AM	#812 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	shut your whore mouths. all of you.

12-27-2009, 03:30 PM	#813 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,723 Internets: 311447	Cory just admitted to eiffel towering a guy. Dave lost $100 to cory in a dumb bet. It was something like, "NFL.com says vernon davis has less than 12 td's." "NO! He has 12 or more" "k, let's bet" i check nfl.com cory wins $100 Derek is playing with john rambo. Corene is bored. !!! :-D

12-27-2009, 03:55 PM	#814 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,723 Internets: 311447	Gayve just talked about cum. Derek farted. It smelled like cum. Gayve called US gay. HAhahahaha. (b/c he fucks men) The dog it eating something in the kitchen. Back later.

12-27-2009, 04:42 PM	#815 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	FYI I was in the mouth, not the ass, so it's not gay. I've been here for two hours and Dave owes me $400 and counting...

12-27-2009, 04:46 PM	#816 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,723 Internets: 311447	Gayve just stood and humped the air screaming "I fuck you in the ass" to cory when Fitzgerald got that TD. Kinda gay...

12-27-2009, 04:50 PM	#817 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Even more gay: it gave me a semi.

12-27-2009, 05:57 PM	#819 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,723 Internets: 311447	I just french kissed my son, john rambo ... jerad shaw is not answering is phone.

12-27-2009, 06:14 PM	#820 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	I was having pregnant sex. Can't just stop that and talk to you newly found gay guys.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

12-27-2009, 06:35 PM	#821 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,723 Internets: 311447	Tried 3 more times. Still no answer.

12-27-2009, 06:40 PM	#822 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Shaw loses. I'm drunk. Fuck everything. Orgazmo's eyevbrows are made of 100% Tom Selleck's urethra.

12-27-2009, 06:44 PM	#823 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,723 Internets: 311447	hi ninjaface

12-27-2009, 06:46 PM	#824 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Have you tried the pie, sir?

12-27-2009, 07:04 PM	#825 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	I did. The slice I was served was what I would consider a medium to large slice, and while delicious, it was too rich to finish. All other people that had the pie said it was titty balls. Not so much in those words, but close enough,.