I challenge YOU to a drinking contest!

[AcTivE]

Originally Posted by Pliedes

That's why I like whiskey over beer. A 300 dude can fill his fat stomach with twice the volume of beer that I could...I'd puke cause my stomach is full. But if it's whiskey, and everyone takes a shot every 10 minutes. Well, then sir, we'll have people dropping like flies, and only the strongest liver will survive.

Hey ZW, this is false. You will pee out the beer. I personally would be able to handle approximately 7 to 8 times as much beer (comparatively) to whiskey. I'd be up for the challenge if it was in beers...but hard alcohol just makes me sick. May just be because alcohol in general is just a shitttty buzz comparitively. Perhaps that means I have a shitty tolerance, or my tastes are more refined :P.

If it was 24 hrs...I could def hit over 30 beers too...within past couple months I think I hit 23 in a row w/out much of a problem (9 hrs or so prob).

[BigDongedHoe]

Originally Posted by AcTivE

If it was 24 hrs...I could def hit over 30 beers too...within past couple months I think I hit 23 in a row w/out much of a problem (9 hrs or so prob).

*cough*bullshit*cough*

[AcTivE]

Originally Posted by BigDongedHoe

*cough*bullshit*cough*

it's very conceivable to pound 8 beers within an hour and a half...then drink 2 an hour

[Repugnant Abomination]

I'm with my nemesis on this one. I think the numbers people are tossing around are very inflated.

[DDTempest]

The most I ever had without puking was 24 over the course of 10 hours or so.

I propose at the next Nubblies gathering that we all sit at a table with shot glasses and do power hour until the last man is standing!

edit: also this
Read an article about the owner of this rental house going in to clean up after a tenant had been living there for 11 years to find over 18,000 empty beer cans. It worked out to a 24 pack a day for his entire tenure there. Couldn't find the article again, but here is a picture of one of the rooms:

[Mr. Blonde]

nope.

[Pliedes]

BDH, are you seriously telling me that you can't drink one beer an hour for 24 hours?

30, no. 24 is a very high mark, but conceivable. I usually go to sleep, voluntarily, around 12 beers. If I'm looking to get pissed, 18 is not hard. 24 is a white whale of sorts, though I have done it on two occasions.

Also, when I lived in Bloomington we regularly bought individual 30-blocks of PBR. Most would last a day, two, tops. Active can attest to this. Not for everyone, but a few sad souls such as myself.

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Fuck the bragging. The whole point of this contest is to separate the boys from the men. I'll concede to beer if it'll get more people involved, though I still think whiskey is a man's drink.

We need to establish a sobriety exam. Merely making posts will not suffice. Videos would be fantastic, with "check in points" every hour, but unrealistic for many.

I had an idea which may integrate the humor and drunkenness. Each contest makes a phone call to Orgazmo (or other designate, hopefully with ability to record the phone calls) every 1 hour or so.... the proctor asks the contestant a series of questions to determine their sobriety. The calls are routinely posted. Orgazmo would act as referee- calling the match if necessary, but otherwise fielding tapouts and knockouts... Keeping the board abreast as to the contestants' stupidity.

If we use beer.... do you prefer a race to a set number, or the highest number in a set amount of time? I still prefer unlimited time and unlimited drink- last man standing wins.

Though this...

Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

Someone is going to die alone sitting in front of their computer from alcohol poisoning.

...is a legit possibility. One that would be both awesome and result in lots of publicity for this site.

[Dent]

Originally Posted by Pliedes

I still prefer unlimited time and unlimited drink- last man standing wins.

So with that, I could drink one shot every hour, for as long as I wanted and easily beat those that drink fast.
Also +1 for beer, my liver isn't in the best condition.

[Ugly Bastard]

Originally Posted by Pliedes

Though this...

...is a legit possibility. One that would be both awesome and result in lots of publicity for this site.

This got to me in a big way. Good work. :-D

[Mr. Blonde]

Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

Someone is going to die alone sitting in front of their computer from alcohol poisoning.

I vote that ID sacrifice himself for Nubblies.net

[Orgazmo]

ID: If you kill yourself in Nubblies' name, I'll make all of your posts show in gold font.

Deal?

[DDTempest]

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

ID: If you kill yourself in Nubblies' name, I'll make all of your posts show in gold font.

Deal?

This sounds like one hell of a deal ID... I would at least make him go 14pt bold font with actual gold lettering... not yellow... but its your call.

[Pliedes]

Originally Posted by Dent

So with that, I could drink one shot every hour, for as long as I wanted and easily beat those that drink fast.

Let me rephrase: no time limit, no drink ceiling, BUT a specific rate must still occur. For instance, at least one shot every 15 minutes was my original idea....by hour 4 people would slurring their posts...by hour 6 we'd see some pretty funny shit.

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I need more input from the contestants. Fuck, we need more contestants for that matter.

Consensus seems to be:

(1) Drink of choice will be Cheap Beer: I'm drinking PBR, I don't think brand matters as long as its cheap and of similar alcohol content. 12 oz, cans or bottles.

(2) A rate of consumption must be established: again, i hate mass amounts of beer, but for the sake of weak livers' I'll concede...so long as someone goes shot for shot with me at a later date, tbd.

(3) A measuring stick is needed: I suggested recorded phone calls...video would be nice, is this possible for everyone? I think we can agree a mere photo journal would be lacking in this instance. Is there anyway we can create an online sobriety test? Typing tests, questions, maybe even moving sexbears that we click on to test coordination?

(4) This must occur in real-time: global distrabution means some will drink earlier in the day (me) and some later (brits).

(5) No maximum time or amount, but the rate MUST be adhered to: meaning if you can't keep up, you're out.

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I'm setting a tentative date of NEXT SATURDAY for this challenge. This work/not work for anyone?

[Orgazmo]

Contests make people participate, but, if you ask me, the real fun of this will simply be that we'll all be drunk and online at the same time. That mixutre makes for fun. If you don't believe me, take a look at the WAG in the sexbox from last weekend.

I won't be participating in the actual contest, but I'll be drunk...and I'll be having fun.

[THEINCREDIBLEdork]

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

ID: If you kill yourself in Nubblies' name, I'll make all of your posts show in gold font.

Deal?

will you cremate me and put me above your fireplace?

[Pliedes]

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

we'll all be drunk and online at the same time. That mixutre makes for fun.

THAT x 1000 is why this contest will be epic.

Replace "mixutre" with "incoherent crying, racism, and vomit", plus many other things participants will not remember until days later....

[AcTivE]

Originally Posted by Pliedes

30, no. 24 is a very high mark, but conceivable. I usually go to sleep, voluntarily, around 12 beers.

alcohol is really wierd for me...i don't really like it..so if i just start drinking one night..i won't drink a wholeee lot.. (like maybe 10 or so), because i just get tired..and am not really into it.

every once in a while tho..i get a taste for it, and when that happens i can go hardcore for 14-16hrs at least..

i say we place a wager on this...then i can go buy some blow (which i will pay for with the winnings), and be up for 5 days and kick all your asses.

shots..or at least drinking straight up whiskey makes me so sick though , no way i can do that. I mean I can go to the bar..and get some shots that they make goood..but even then, couldn't do that. my body doesn't like alcohol i don't think .. beer comes out as a different buzz though...I think because of all the liquid. Keystone keeps me hydrated..and I don't feel so much actually "fucked". ..that..and sometimes i just love drinking beers. i can def down 8 15 oz guiness in one night..which is crazy for some people..thats a thick beer.

[BigDongedHoe]

I can drink 8 40 oz. Miller Lites in one setting... no big deal

I also walk on water, communicate with animals, and mind-control females to succumb to my every need.

[Mr. Blonde]

I have actually developed a tolerance to all biologically toxic agents through sheer will...but ONLY when i REALLY get a taste for it.

[AcTivE]

Originally Posted by BigDongedHoe

communicate with animals, and mind-control females to

I can do this also. I taught one of Pliedes birds to come and fly and sit on my hand...and then I would tap my hand on a table. The amount of times I tapped my hand, would be how many minutes it would take for the bird to return after it flew out the window.

[Pliedes]

Originally Posted by AcTivE

I can do this also. I taught one of Pliedes birds to come and fly and sit on my hand...and then I would tap my hand on a table. The amount of times I tapped my hand, would be how many minutes it would take for the bird to return after it flew out the window.

Ahahahaaa! Fuckin' true!

I miss Newton, my only true friend. I also miss the Ghost House, where debauchery reign'd supreme!

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In other new, I'm drunk as fuck right now. Are you?

One week, bitches. One week.

Next Saturday!!! Get yr livers' ready!

[AcTivE]

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

I have actually developed a tolerance to all biologically toxic agents through sheer will...but ONLY when i REALLY get a taste for it.

this is a good thing considering all the gay sex you have been having lately.

[Ironic Mustache]

Originally Posted by AcTivE

this is a good thing considering all the gay sex you have been having lately.

Look I hate Blonde as much as anyone, but this shit is getting obnoxious.

[Mr. Blonde]

et tu, ironic?

[Ironic Mustache]

I take it back.