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Secret Fucking Santa · 12-29-2010, 09:38 PM

HO HO HO Penis fellators! Secret Fucking Santa urges you nay sayers to shut the fuck up! Patience is a virtue you niggers keep forgetting.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-29-2010, 10:00 PM

I want a gun.

Secret Fucking Santa · 12-30-2010, 12:03 AM

Pliedes - Santa knows you got your gift the morning of the 28th. Why don't you post something about it, cockbag?

Saint DH · 12-30-2010, 01:05 AM

I think Pliedes just showed up to get a gift and then moved on.

I will find you, Pliedes, and strike you down with the vengeance of a thousand angers. As I slide my knife into your chest, I will remind you of secret fucking santa 2k10, and you will know why it has happened.

Mr. Blonde · 12-30-2010, 08:01 AM

That ramyun is Korean.

DDTempest · 12-30-2010, 09:15 AM

So we started with insults and gags ...

then we went to crucifix knives ...

then we went to guns ...

feel sorry for the son of a bitch that opens a bomb from their secret santa

Pliedes · 12-30-2010, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

I will find you, Pliedes, and strike you down with the vengeance of a thousand angers.

Dude why didn't you find me when i was in warsaw over christmas?? i sent you a PM but maybe you weren't in town? I'm down for thousand-vengeance-angers anytime.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

I think Pliedes just showed up to get a gift and then moved on.

As a web-forum, nubblies is like that retarded cousin that you won't admit you're related too, yet you love hanging out with and making fun of them round the holidays. I like reading, but i save my posting for other forums. Or just do like blonde does and just repost everything from Reddit

Secret Fucking Santa · 12-30-2010, 11:27 AM

Ugly,

Ho ho ho, I'm glad you enjoyed your gift! Santa actually sent out those packages at different times hoping one would get there before Christmas and the other after; the idea being that you would think a clown painting was your only gift. The postal service isn't nearly as reliable as reindeer!

As to the painting, while you can't discard or destroy it (lest you be cursed) you can transfer possession to someone else (alone with the curse). That's actually how Santa came to own it.

The airsoft (not bb) gun uses plastic pellets that don't actually break the skin. This means you can use it on shitty cats, surly dogs, rude friends or untame neighborhood kids. Or just shoot your girlfriend and piss her off so much you have to grab the lube and show her who's boss... that's why i do to Mrs. Claus most every night (while the elves watch and feverishly masturbate, of course).

Merry Fuckin' Christmas,

SS

Secret Fucking Santa · 12-30-2010, 11:29 AM

PS- minus shipping santa only spent $25 on your gift. Most were things i already had and I thought it was a cap, not a minimum.

Ironic Mustache · 12-30-2010, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Secret Fucking Santa

The airsoft (not bb) gun uses plastic pellets that don't actually break the skin.
SS

They're not meant to, but I've seen it happen.

Saint DH · 12-30-2010, 03:35 PM

I got your message Pliedes, but it was not until Christmas day that I received it. I was disappointed.

Orgazmo · 12-30-2010, 06:28 PM

I retrieved an item from my mailbox a few minutes ago:

I see you've slipped in before the deadline, IM. Good work.

I also see that this is marked 2/2. Does that mean I should wait for 1/2 before I proceed?

I need to be instructed.

Also, it feels like a book (which is definitely not a gun). Care to explain that?

Ironic Mustache · 12-30-2010, 07:08 PM

According to weird Indiana laws, I'm not able to legally ship you part of gift 1 of 2 via USPS. I shipped it UPS to avoid possible ramifications much to the chagrin of my wallet and the SS' timeline. You're welcome to open part 2 now if you want, but it will be a disappointment. It's a very small part of the gift as a whole.

Ironic Mustache · 12-30-2010, 07:09 PM

You didn't comment on my awesome penmanship. Care to explain that?

Orgazmo · 12-30-2010, 08:04 PM

Ooooh, an alcoholic gift en route?? Color me tickled!

I ravaged the packaging to find a book inside. It's not just any book, though. It's a book about the greatest animal to ever exist!

ROAR!!!

Taking a closer look reveals that the book was written by esteemed paleontologist Elaine Landau. It's well known within dinosaur circles that her books are top notch. I wouldn't be surprised if this book is found within many research libraries.

Yes! Precisely what I suspected. Not only is this book found within many libraries, but this particular copy looks to have been stolen from one!

I can't say I'm particular surprised. It's tough to find a resource of this magnitude in a private collector's archives.

Thanks, Santa!

Repugnant Abomination · 12-30-2010, 10:00 PM

That's quality.

Ironic Mustache · 12-31-2010, 12:14 AM

Ha! Just you wait!

-no longer a secret santa

Ugly Bastard · 12-31-2010, 07:56 PM

Drinking my Four Loko now. About a quarter of the way through it and I already feel jittery but it could be unrelated/placebo. Still, five beers and five cups of coffee condensed into a single drink is bound to make the next 16 hours a little interesting. My Santa rules so hard. Four Loko to get loaded up on before playing with my gun. Awesome!

Ugly Bastard · 12-31-2010, 08:18 PM

Uhh... yea. Definitely not placebo. Halfway through it and my rate is racing. Putting it away for now. I feel like what I'd imagine a lot of guys at parties in business school feel like if you catch my drift.

BigDongedHoe · 12-31-2010, 11:10 PM

WOOOOO FOUR LOKOK JKRLEJALKRJELKAJRKLEJRLKAWJRKLJEWKLAJRkleaw rjkwaljrio4uro8i3!!!!!!!F?!?!?!?#JEklejrioewjrlkew jkl?!?!

f3lix · 01-01-2011, 11:57 AM

Updates? Anybody not get a gift yet?

angry pancake · 01-01-2011, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by f3lix

Updates? Anybody not get a gift yet?

Arrived, but not opened. Pleedies as well, I think.

thekremlin · 01-01-2011, 02:18 PM

I haven't gotten anything. Christmas blows, I wish I was Jewish

angry pancake · 01-01-2011, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thekremlin

I haven't gotten anything. Christmas blows, I wish I was Jewish

I think you have to ask three times. I have to hate you as soon as you convert. Went to a chicken wings place yesterday for lunch and I was ready to kill the fucking jews in line in front of me. They all had fucking different dietary restrictions and were asking the teenaged chink to read ingreadiants of the wing sauces. Fucking whining assed jesus killers. No wonder towel heads and nazis want to kill them. they might be on to something.

thekremlin · 01-01-2011, 03:31 PM

Oh boy. This is awkward. I actually AM jewish.

12-29-2010, 09:38 PM	#276 (permalink)
Secret Fucking Santa Ho Ho Ho, Hoes Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: North Pole Posts: 62 Internets: 3709	HO HO HO Penis fellators! Secret Fucking Santa urges you nay sayers to shut the fuck up! Patience is a virtue you niggers keep forgetting.
	Ho, Ho, Ho motherfuckers.

12-29-2010, 10:00 PM	#277 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	I want a gun.
	#YOLO

12-30-2010, 12:03 AM	#278 (permalink)
Secret Fucking Santa Ho Ho Ho, Hoes Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: North Pole Posts: 62 Internets: 3709	Pliedes - Santa knows you got your gift the morning of the 28th. Why don't you post something about it, cockbag?
	Ho, Ho, Ho motherfuckers.

12-30-2010, 11:27 AM	#283 (permalink)
Secret Fucking Santa Ho Ho Ho, Hoes Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: North Pole Posts: 62 Internets: 3709	Ugly, Ho ho ho, I'm glad you enjoyed your gift! Santa actually sent out those packages at different times hoping one would get there before Christmas and the other after; the idea being that you would think a clown painting was your only gift. The postal service isn't nearly as reliable as reindeer! As to the painting, while you can't discard or destroy it (lest you be cursed) you can transfer possession to someone else (alone with the curse). That's actually how Santa came to own it. The airsoft (not bb) gun uses plastic pellets that don't actually break the skin. This means you can use it on shitty cats, surly dogs, rude friends or untame neighborhood kids. Or just shoot your girlfriend and piss her off so much you have to grab the lube and show her who's boss... that's why i do to Mrs. Claus most every night (while the elves watch and feverishly masturbate, of course). Merry Fuckin' Christmas, SS
	Ho, Ho, Ho motherfuckers.

12-30-2010, 11:29 AM	#284 (permalink)
Secret Fucking Santa Ho Ho Ho, Hoes Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: North Pole Posts: 62 Internets: 3709	PS- minus shipping santa only spent $25 on your gift. Most were things i already had and I thought it was a cap, not a minimum.
	Ho, Ho, Ho motherfuckers.

12-30-2010, 01:05 AM	#279 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,143 Internets: 284753	I think Pliedes just showed up to get a gift and then moved on. I will find you, Pliedes, and strike you down with the vengeance of a thousand angers. As I slide my knife into your chest, I will remind you of secret fucking santa 2k10, and you will know why it has happened.

12-30-2010, 08:01 AM	#280 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	That ramyun is Korean.

12-30-2010, 03:35 PM	#286 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,143 Internets: 284753	I got your message Pliedes, but it was not until Christmas day that I received it. I was disappointed.

12-30-2010, 06:28 PM	#287 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	I retrieved an item from my mailbox a few minutes ago: I see you've slipped in before the deadline, IM. Good work. I also see that this is marked 2/2. Does that mean I should wait for 1/2 before I proceed? I need to be instructed. Also, it feels like a book (which is definitely not a gun). Care to explain that?

12-30-2010, 07:08 PM	#288 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	According to weird Indiana laws, I'm not able to legally ship you part of gift 1 of 2 via USPS. I shipped it UPS to avoid possible ramifications much to the chagrin of my wallet and the SS' timeline. You're welcome to open part 2 now if you want, but it will be a disappointment. It's a very small part of the gift as a whole.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

12-30-2010, 07:09 PM	#289 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	You didn't comment on my awesome penmanship. Care to explain that?
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

12-30-2010, 08:04 PM	#290 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Ooooh, an alcoholic gift en route?? Color me tickled! I ravaged the packaging to find a book inside. It's not just any book, though. It's a book about the greatest animal to ever exist! ROAR!!! Taking a closer look reveals that the book was written by esteemed paleontologist Elaine Landau. It's well known within dinosaur circles that her books are top notch. I wouldn't be surprised if this book is found within many research libraries. Yes! Precisely what I suspected. Not only is this book found within many libraries, but this particular copy looks to have been stolen from one! I can't say I'm particular surprised. It's tough to find a resource of this magnitude in a private collector's archives. Thanks, Santa!

12-30-2010, 10:00 PM	#291 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	That's quality.

12-31-2010, 12:14 AM	#292 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Ha! Just you wait! -no longer a secret santa
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

12-31-2010, 07:56 PM	#293 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Drinking my Four Loko now. About a quarter of the way through it and I already feel jittery but it could be unrelated/placebo. Still, five beers and five cups of coffee condensed into a single drink is bound to make the next 16 hours a little interesting. My Santa rules so hard. Four Loko to get loaded up on before playing with my gun. Awesome!

01-01-2011, 11:57 AM	#296 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Updates? Anybody not get a gift yet?

12-31-2010, 08:18 PM	#294 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Uhh... yea. Definitely not placebo. Halfway through it and my rate is racing. Putting it away for now. I feel like what I'd imagine a lot of guys at parties in business school feel like if you catch my drift.

12-31-2010, 11:10 PM	#295 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	WOOOOO FOUR LOKOK JKRLEJALKRJELKAJRKLEJRLKAWJRKLJEWKLAJRkleaw rjkwaljrio4uro8i3!!!!!!!F?!?!?!?#JEklejrioewjrlkew jkl?!?!
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

01-01-2011, 02:18 PM	#298 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	I haven't gotten anything. Christmas blows, I wish I was Jewish

01-01-2011, 03:31 PM	#300 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	Oh boy. This is awkward. I actually AM jewish.

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