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Titan · 04-30-2003, 02:10 PM

That was creative Ugly. If I had to choose the more realistic and convincing argument, I'd choose yours. That is, if I didn't read Chuck's.
Chuck just got done with a remarkablely intelligent argument in which he clearly defines the reasons as to why the pterodactyl is supreme; nothing he said was false. Then you proceed to compare a giant flying dinosaur to the 4 inch long Carpodacus, and a 5 foot gut-wripping dinosaur to a rabbit. Please tell me you do not actually believe in the legitimacy of these comparisons.

Niger Angelus · 04-30-2003, 05:23 PM

Utahraptor, yeah!
Am I being a whore to the dino-field?

Saint DH · 04-30-2003, 08:30 PM

I cannot believe you people left out the Stegosaurus. This fucker would take each and everyone of those pussy dinosaurs previously listed and shit on them.

[This message has been edited by Dirty Harry (edited April 30, 2003).]

Ugly Bastard · 04-30-2003, 09:14 PM

The stegosaurus was a plant-eater. It enjoyed being pleasured by other stegosauruses of the same-sex. It is what you would call the "Jake" of the dinosaur family.

Those spikes on it's back are for sexual pleasure through anal sex only.

The stegosaurus skates on the gravel, simple as that.

-Ugly Bastard

[This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited April 30, 2003).]

Saint DH · 04-30-2003, 09:53 PM

Let's get serious, clearly the most homosexual dinosaur is the triceratops. If any dinosaur uses it's horns to ram them up other dino's asshole, it would clearly be the fuck up of a dinosaur named dick face, aka, the triceratop.

[This message has been edited by Dirty Harry (edited April 30, 2003).]

Niger Angelus · 04-30-2003, 10:07 PM

Yeah faggot-ass triceratops, bitch.

And pussy, plant eating little, stegosaurus.

Raptor, cuntscabs, yeah!

buckeye · 04-30-2003, 10:39 PM

UB- Is the rabbit the most vicious animal alive on this earth today? Nope not even close. The utah raptor was given this title "most vicious dinosaur" out of all dinosaurs spanning over a few hundred million years. The triceratops was clearly a pussy. If it wasnt for his immense size little Compies (the little ones from the lost world) would tear its shit up.

04-30-2003, 11:51 PM

To reply to the statements about the Utah Raptor...there is one single fact that you seem to have left out of your description of how vicious and pimp it is. The one drawback to this powerful, pimp bastard of a dinosaur is that It Never Existed. That's right, it's fake. The Utah Raptor was crafted during an archaeological dig by a respected paleontologist. The guy told his superiors that, if given extra money & time, he could produce the most vicious dinosaur ever known to man. As the deadline approached, he simply planted some baby T-Rex bones, "dug" them up, jumped for joy and wrote a long ass paper about how the "Utah Raptor" was the roughest, toughest sum'bitch around. It is common knowledge in the prehistoric profession that this creature only existed in the mind of a single man...not here on earth.

Now that we have the Gayfuck Raptor out of the way, I'll deal with the Dactyl. Doing a bit of research about this pussy with legs, I stumbled upon an interesting little tidbit. I'm not going to tell you that he's a gay-fuck...we already know this. I'm not going to tell you that he has a cockholder on the back of his skull...again, we already know this. I'm not going to tell you anything that basically solidifies the animal's homosexuality...as the pro-dactyl fuckers will simply overlook the facts to still claim that it's the best dinosaur out there. What I WILL tell you is that...THE PTERODACTYL ISN'T A FUCKING DINOSAUR! That's right, bitches. It was a reptile, but not an upright diapsid reptile. What's the name of this thread? The best whatosaur? Oh, the best dinosaur. Fuck you Dactyl-huggers. Your non-dinosaur little bitch isn't welcome in this thread.

Combat Chuck · 05-01-2003, 01:30 AM

Gimme a link. Then I'll believe it.

However....if what Orgazmo says is true, and knowing him, he'll pull some concrete evidence out of one of his homoerotic-dinosaur lovin orifices and prove to us that the pterodactyl really wasn't a dinosaur, and we'll have to comply to his rules.

So, I have thought about the subject, and I have come up with a reasonable substitute for what was the best dinosaur.

The Brachiosaurus.

Don't try and convince yourself that any of your fucking pathetic ass-wipe dino-picks got anything on this monstrous lizard. And just for clarification, the Brachiosaurus is an actual dinosaur. If I remember correctly, it was the Brontosaurus that they discredited, and not this dinosaur equivalent to Mt. Everest.

Why the Brachiosaurus? Why are you asking yourself that? Seriously, if I had one of those fancy little graphs that Titan or Orgazmo could hook me up with, it'd prove to you that the Triceratops may be a tank, but a Brachiosaurus is a FUCKING BUILDING! You simply cannot beat it in size.

You want fighting capability? Try for the fact that this mad dog could hold up and even take out the alleged "king" of all dinosaurs, the T-Rex. With a prehensile tail and neck, none of your wanna-be dinosaurs would be able to get close enough to inflict even a peircing glare!

But, you may ask, what if this scenario happens?

T-Rex - Hah! I've got your tail in my mouth now! You can't get away!

What is the Brachiosaurus' answer then? This.

Brachiosaurus - Well, that kinda hurts, like a few needles, but uh....watch as I whip it around a little and rip off your fucking jaw! Hah! Look! Your face looks like a cunt!

Yeah bitches. Nuff said.

Every single one of your dinosaurs probably wouldn't even think of messing with my pick. Just give it up dick-face....oh, I mean, Triceratops lovers. This is no match whatsoever. In one mighty swing from that "circumference of a redwood tree and density of Mt. Everest" tail, your excuse for a "monstrous lizard" would be kicked right into the next millenia.

And don't say that the Brachiosaurus doesn't count, just cause it's a herbiphore. There is nothing that says that a herbiphore can't kick all ya'll asses, cause in this case, it can.

[This message has been edited by Combat Chuck (edited April 30, 2003).]

Ugly Bastard · 05-01-2003, 10:46 AM

Brachiosaurus-Pussy, plant eater, gravel skater (queer). The Brachiosaurus was basically the "child molesting Uncle of the dinosaur family."

Chuck-Changes his mind more than Jenna Jameson changes underwear.

Perhaps if you had picked the best dinosaur to begin with (that being the Triceratops), you wouldn't have this problem right now, would you?

-Ugly Bastard

Titan · 05-01-2003, 11:39 AM

The Brontosaurus is known as the Apatosaurus sir.

Tell you what Chuck.
You go right ahead and pick the Brachiosaurus as your combatant. Hell, you can even use the more renound Ultrasaurus. I'll go ahead and battle it out with Seismosaurus.

Oh... and you know what just hit me like an apostrophe? The fact that this thread is called "The best dinosaur was..." not "The dinosaur that could kick the living shit out of all the other dinosaurs was...". How quickly we've strayed from the real issue that the Seismosaurus is the best and coolest dinosaur, simply because of it's sheer size. And what do you know, it could kick the living shit out of any other dinosaur! Pliedes will of course argue that the Plesiosaur (what a dastardly pun) is the best dinosaur due to the fact that it's a big sea-dwelling dinosaur that is basically freaky-as-hell. While the Plesiosaur does kick a substantial amount of ass, it's only half the size of the Seismosaurus (again with the puns).

While I'm at it, here is a nice little tidbit for you to sink your brainteeth into. This chart shows just how small and young we are in the history of just this planet. See that little gray bar in the upper right hand corner, yeah, that's us.

What? That didn't do anything for you? Well how about this, here's the history of the universe condensed into a calendar Earth-year to show you how young we are in relation to the known universe.

Origin of the Universe--Jan. 1
Origin of our galaxy--Jan 24
Solar system origin--Sept. 9
Earth Solidifies--Sept. 14
Life on Earth--Sept. 30
Sexual reproduction advent--Nov. 25
Oxygen atmosphere--Dec. 1
Cambrian explosion (600 mil years ago when most complex organisms appear, fish, trilobites)--Dec. 17
Land plants & insects--Dec. 19, 20
First amphibians--Dec. 22
First reptiles & trees--Dec. 23
First dinosaurs--Dec. 25
KT impact, mammal age, birds--10:00 AM Dec. 30 First primates--Dec. 30
Australopithicenes --10:00 PM Dec. 31
Homo habilis--11:25 PM Dec. 31
Homo erectus--11:40 PM Dec. 31
Early Homo sapiens--11:25 PM Dec. 31
Neanderthal man--11:57 PM Dec. 31
Cro-Magnon man--11:58:38 PM Dec. 31
Homo sapiens sapiens--11:58:57 PM Dec. 31
Human history--11:59:39 PM Dec. 31
Ancient Greeks to now--last five seconds of the year
Average human life span--0.15 second

Hope that did somethin' for ya.

[This message has been edited by Titan (edited May 01, 2003).]

Ugly Bastard · 05-01-2003, 12:59 PM

Titan-

You damn genius. My geology professor busted out some shit like that earlier this year, and it blew my mind. It's weird to think that if all of history was boiled down into one year, humans have been a part of the last two minutes of the year.

Makes ya think....

Wonderful find.

-Ugly Bastard

05-01-2003, 05:31 PM

To Chuck and those who doubt that the Pterodactyl isn't a dinosaur...go here. Under "classification" you'll see where I got my info.

Combat Chuck · 05-01-2003, 06:54 PM

UB, I didn't change my mind. I stated that if indeed Orgazmo was correct, choosing the Pterodactyl as the best dinosaur wouldn't be valid, thus breaking the rules of this thread.

So, I picked the Brachiosaurus because it is indeed a dinosaur. There was no mind changing. But man, putting me in the same sentence as Jenna Jameson...that's the closest I'm ever going to be getting to her so....hot damn!

Titan. That's some mind blowing shit you just posted. Mind. Blowing. Oh, and all corrections on scientific classificatins has been duly noted and taken into consideration. I was not aware of the existence of the Seismosaurus until now. Damn, that's a mutha.

I am still perplexed by your constant insistence on stating that the Triceratops is the best dinosaur, UB and Orgazmo.

So I've decided to run a test. I took a random person off of the street, and we hopped in my time machine (which actually is my '89 Mustang...the dents are really from that time when I went back to the Civil War) and went back to the Mesozoic Era.

There, we both witnessed some migrating herds of random dinosaurs, such as Stegosauruses, Brachiosauruses, and last and least, the Triceratops with which you hold such a homoerotic obsession for.

Here's the conversation that ensued.

Them: So....hot damn, what's that huge dinosaur right there?

Me: That my friend, is the Brachiosaurus.

Them: [i]All I've got to say is that that right there is the king, the giant, the god of all dinosaurs. Man, all these other dinosaurs got jack shit on that mutha! But man, it sure does shit alot...[i]

Me: While your alliteration may be correct, your classification, while understandble, is incorrect. Those piles of shit you were referring to? That's a herd of Triceratops.

Them: You're fucking kidding me. That's a real dinosaur? Man, that's pathetic. Fucking pathetic.

There you have it. The Triceratops is a fucking pile of shit compared to.....anything. Seriously, anything. Here's a test for ya. Compare the Triceratops to anything in this fucking world, and see how it still is ultimately inferior.

Anyway, just to let you guys know, I'll be offering Buy One Get One Free rides in my time machine next week, so don't let this opportunity go missed.

05-01-2003, 07:27 PM

I'm downloading the series of "Walking With the Dinosaurs" right now. It was a pimp as hell series put on the Discovery Channel a year or two ago where they basically did huge ass documentaries on dinosaurs...just as realist as if it had been on Kangaroos or something like that. Of course, it's all computer animated...but looks as real as it possibly could. Within these episodes I'm confident that I'll find the Tops kicking ass and taking names. I'll trust the Discovery Channel over your fucking gay time machine any day

05-02-2003, 02:26 PM

I still think that we should take a nubblies field trip to a Museum or something and talk to some real paleontologists...

Combat Chuck · 05-02-2003, 06:44 PM

I think that it would be sweet ass.

And Orgazmo, the Discovery Channel doesn't have as comfy of seats as my time machine. Fuck the Discovery Channel (although it's pimp ass)....

Orgazmo · 09-08-2006, 05:34 PM

I just stumbled upon this interesting picture while researching.

It turns out all raptors (and all non triceratops dinosaurs) were homosexuals.

Here's a picture to prove it:

It's tough to argue with that.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 09-08-2006, 05:46 PM

I heart synchronized dino jizzing.

Ugly Bastard · 09-08-2006, 09:03 PM

Orgazmo,

I agree. I mean, evidence is evidence. We can sit here saying that yellow is really blue until our brains explode; but at the end of the day, yellow is really yellow. Some things are fixed truths. The Triceratops was the best dinosaur of all-time. All other dinosaurs, especially raptors, drank piss. End of arguement.

Orgazmo · 09-10-2006, 01:16 PM

I'm very glad that we all seem to agree on this very important point.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 09-17-2006, 12:23 AM

Pterodactyls fucking some bitches

http://www.pornotube.com/media.php?m=32561

Orgazmo · 09-17-2006, 12:13 PM

Those weren't real pterodactyls.

DJ FC · 09-17-2006, 07:20 PM

More Dino Porn.

http://www.blogtelevision.net/p/Vide...,2,,21918.html

Ugly Bastard · 09-17-2006, 07:40 PM

I won't lie, I laughed my ass off watching that. More please.

04-30-2003, 11:51 PM	#58 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	To reply to the statements about the Utah Raptor...there is one single fact that you seem to have left out of your description of how vicious and pimp it is. The one drawback to this powerful, pimp bastard of a dinosaur is that It Never Existed. That's right, it's fake. The Utah Raptor was crafted during an archaeological dig by a respected paleontologist. The guy told his superiors that, if given extra money & time, he could produce the most vicious dinosaur ever known to man. As the deadline approached, he simply planted some baby T-Rex bones, "dug" them up, jumped for joy and wrote a long ass paper about how the "Utah Raptor" was the roughest, toughest sum'bitch around. It is common knowledge in the prehistoric profession that this creature only existed in the mind of a single man...not here on earth. Now that we have the Gayfuck Raptor out of the way, I'll deal with the Dactyl. Doing a bit of research about this pussy with legs, I stumbled upon an interesting little tidbit. I'm not going to tell you that he's a gay-fuck...we already know this. I'm not going to tell you that he has a cockholder on the back of his skull...again, we already know this. I'm not going to tell you anything that basically solidifies the animal's homosexuality...as the pro-dactyl fuckers will simply overlook the facts to still claim that it's the best dinosaur out there. What I WILL tell you is that...THE PTERODACTYL ISN'T A FUCKING DINOSAUR! That's right, bitches. It was a reptile, but not an upright diapsid reptile. What's the name of this thread? The best whatosaur? Oh, the best dinosaur. Fuck you Dactyl-huggers. Your non-dinosaur little bitch isn't welcome in this thread.
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05-01-2003, 05:31 PM	#63 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	To Chuck and those who doubt that the Pterodactyl isn't a dinosaur...go here. Under "classification" you'll see where I got my info.
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05-01-2003, 07:27 PM	#65 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	I'm downloading the series of "Walking With the Dinosaurs" right now. It was a pimp as hell series put on the Discovery Channel a year or two ago where they basically did huge ass documentaries on dinosaurs...just as realist as if it had been on Kangaroos or something like that. Of course, it's all computer animated...but looks as real as it possibly could. Within these episodes I'm confident that I'll find the Tops kicking ass and taking names. I'll trust the Discovery Channel over your fucking gay time machine any day
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05-02-2003, 02:26 PM	#66 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	I still think that we should take a nubblies field trip to a Museum or something and talk to some real paleontologists...
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a

09-08-2006, 05:46 PM	#69 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	I heart synchronized dino jizzing.
	#YOLO

04-30-2003, 02:10 PM	#51 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	That was creative Ugly. If I had to choose the more realistic and convincing argument, I'd choose yours. That is, if I didn't read Chuck's. Chuck just got done with a remarkablely intelligent argument in which he clearly defines the reasons as to why the pterodactyl is supreme; nothing he said was false. Then you proceed to compare a giant flying dinosaur to the 4 inch long Carpodacus, and a 5 foot gut-wripping dinosaur to a rabbit. Please tell me you do not actually believe in the legitimacy of these comparisons.

04-30-2003, 05:23 PM	#52 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Utahraptor, yeah! Am I being a whore to the dino-field?

04-30-2003, 08:30 PM	#53 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,142 Internets: 284753	I cannot believe you people left out the Stegosaurus. This fucker would take each and everyone of those pussy dinosaurs previously listed and shit on them. [This message has been edited by Dirty Harry (edited April 30, 2003).]

04-30-2003, 09:14 PM	#54 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	The stegosaurus was a plant-eater. It enjoyed being pleasured by other stegosauruses of the same-sex. It is what you would call the "Jake" of the dinosaur family. Those spikes on it's back are for sexual pleasure through anal sex only. The stegosaurus skates on the gravel, simple as that. -Ugly Bastard [This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited April 30, 2003).]

04-30-2003, 09:53 PM	#55 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,142 Internets: 284753	Let's get serious, clearly the most homosexual dinosaur is the triceratops. If any dinosaur uses it's horns to ram them up other dino's asshole, it would clearly be the fuck up of a dinosaur named dick face, aka, the triceratop. [This message has been edited by Dirty Harry (edited April 30, 2003).]

04-30-2003, 10:07 PM	#56 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Yeah faggot-ass triceratops, bitch. And pussy, plant eating little, stegosaurus. Raptor, cuntscabs, yeah!

04-30-2003, 10:39 PM	#57 (permalink)
buckeye Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,100 Internets: 10	UB- Is the rabbit the most vicious animal alive on this earth today? Nope not even close. The utah raptor was given this title "most vicious dinosaur" out of all dinosaurs spanning over a few hundred million years. The triceratops was clearly a pussy. If it wasnt for his immense size little Compies (the little ones from the lost world) would tear its shit up.

05-01-2003, 01:30 AM	#59 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Gimme a link. Then I'll believe it. However....if what Orgazmo says is true, and knowing him, he'll pull some concrete evidence out of one of his homoerotic-dinosaur lovin orifices and prove to us that the pterodactyl really wasn't a dinosaur, and we'll have to comply to his rules. So, I have thought about the subject, and I have come up with a reasonable substitute for what was the best dinosaur. The Brachiosaurus. Don't try and convince yourself that any of your fucking pathetic ass-wipe dino-picks got anything on this monstrous lizard. And just for clarification, the Brachiosaurus is an actual dinosaur. If I remember correctly, it was the Brontosaurus that they discredited, and not this dinosaur equivalent to Mt. Everest. Why the Brachiosaurus? Why are you asking yourself that? Seriously, if I had one of those fancy little graphs that Titan or Orgazmo could hook me up with, it'd prove to you that the Triceratops may be a tank, but a Brachiosaurus is a FUCKING BUILDING! You simply cannot beat it in size. You want fighting capability? Try for the fact that this mad dog could hold up and even take out the alleged "king" of all dinosaurs, the T-Rex. With a prehensile tail and neck, none of your wanna-be dinosaurs would be able to get close enough to inflict even a peircing glare! But, you may ask, what if this scenario happens? T-Rex - Hah! I've got your tail in my mouth now! You can't get away! What is the Brachiosaurus' answer then? This. Brachiosaurus - Well, that kinda hurts, like a few needles, but uh....watch as I whip it around a little and rip off your fucking jaw! Hah! Look! Your face looks like a cunt! Yeah bitches. Nuff said. Every single one of your dinosaurs probably wouldn't even think of messing with my pick. Just give it up dick-face....oh, I mean, Triceratops lovers. This is no match whatsoever. In one mighty swing from that "circumference of a redwood tree and density of Mt. Everest" tail, your excuse for a "monstrous lizard" would be kicked right into the next millenia. And don't say that the Brachiosaurus doesn't count, just cause it's a herbiphore. There is nothing that says that a herbiphore can't kick all ya'll asses, cause in this case, it can. [This message has been edited by Combat Chuck (edited April 30, 2003).]

05-01-2003, 10:46 AM	#60 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Brachiosaurus-Pussy, plant eater, gravel skater (queer). The Brachiosaurus was basically the "child molesting Uncle of the dinosaur family." Chuck-Changes his mind more than Jenna Jameson changes underwear. Perhaps if you had picked the best dinosaur to begin with (that being the Triceratops), you wouldn't have this problem right now, would you? -Ugly Bastard

05-01-2003, 11:39 AM	#61 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	The Brontosaurus is known as the Apatosaurus sir. Tell you what Chuck. You go right ahead and pick the Brachiosaurus as your combatant. Hell, you can even use the more renound Ultrasaurus. I'll go ahead and battle it out with Seismosaurus. Oh... and you know what just hit me like an apostrophe? The fact that this thread is called "The best dinosaur was..." not "The dinosaur that could kick the living shit out of all the other dinosaurs was...". How quickly we've strayed from the real issue that the Seismosaurus is the best and coolest dinosaur, simply because of it's sheer size. And what do you know, it could kick the living shit out of any other dinosaur! Pliedes will of course argue that the Plesiosaur (what a dastardly pun) is the best dinosaur due to the fact that it's a big sea-dwelling dinosaur that is basically freaky-as-hell. While the Plesiosaur does kick a substantial amount of ass, it's only half the size of the Seismosaurus (again with the puns). While I'm at it, here is a nice little tidbit for you to sink your brainteeth into. This chart shows just how small and young we are in the history of just this planet. See that little gray bar in the upper right hand corner, yeah, that's us. What? That didn't do anything for you? Well how about this, here's the history of the universe condensed into a calendar Earth-year to show you how young we are in relation to the known universe. Origin of the Universe--Jan. 1 Origin of our galaxy--Jan 24 Solar system origin--Sept. 9 Earth Solidifies--Sept. 14 Life on Earth--Sept. 30 Sexual reproduction advent--Nov. 25 Oxygen atmosphere--Dec. 1 Cambrian explosion (600 mil years ago when most complex organisms appear, fish, trilobites)--Dec. 17 Land plants & insects--Dec. 19, 20 First amphibians--Dec. 22 First reptiles & trees--Dec. 23 First dinosaurs--Dec. 25 KT impact, mammal age, birds--10:00 AM Dec. 30 First primates--Dec. 30 Australopithicenes --10:00 PM Dec. 31 Homo habilis--11:25 PM Dec. 31 Homo erectus--11:40 PM Dec. 31 Early Homo sapiens--11:25 PM Dec. 31 Neanderthal man--11:57 PM Dec. 31 Cro-Magnon man--11:58:38 PM Dec. 31 Homo sapiens sapiens--11:58:57 PM Dec. 31 Human history--11:59:39 PM Dec. 31 Ancient Greeks to now--last five seconds of the year Average human life span--0.15 second Hope that did somethin' for ya. [This message has been edited by Titan (edited May 01, 2003).]

09-17-2006, 07:20 PM	#74 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 250185	More Dino Porn. http://www.blogtelevision.net/p/Vide...,2,,21918.html
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05-01-2003, 12:59 PM	#62 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Titan- You damn genius. My geology professor busted out some shit like that earlier this year, and it blew my mind. It's weird to think that if all of history was boiled down into one year, humans have been a part of the last two minutes of the year. Makes ya think.... Wonderful find. -Ugly Bastard

05-01-2003, 06:54 PM	#64 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	UB, I didn't change my mind. I stated that if indeed Orgazmo was correct, choosing the Pterodactyl as the best dinosaur wouldn't be valid, thus breaking the rules of this thread. So, I picked the Brachiosaurus because it is indeed a dinosaur. There was no mind changing. But man, putting me in the same sentence as Jenna Jameson...that's the closest I'm ever going to be getting to her so....hot damn! Titan. That's some mind blowing shit you just posted. Mind. Blowing. Oh, and all corrections on scientific classificatins has been duly noted and taken into consideration. I was not aware of the existence of the Seismosaurus until now. Damn, that's a mutha. I am still perplexed by your constant insistence on stating that the Triceratops is the best dinosaur, UB and Orgazmo. So I've decided to run a test. I took a random person off of the street, and we hopped in my time machine (which actually is my '89 Mustang...the dents are really from that time when I went back to the Civil War) and went back to the Mesozoic Era. There, we both witnessed some migrating herds of random dinosaurs, such as Stegosauruses, Brachiosauruses, and last and least, the Triceratops with which you hold such a homoerotic obsession for. Here's the conversation that ensued. Them: So....hot damn, what's that huge dinosaur right there? Me: That my friend, is the Brachiosaurus. Them: [i]All I've got to say is that that right there is the king, the giant, the god of all dinosaurs. Man, all these other dinosaurs got jack shit on that mutha! But man, it sure does shit alot...[i] Me: While your alliteration may be correct, your classification, while understandble, is incorrect. Those piles of shit you were referring to? That's a herd of Triceratops. Them: You're fucking kidding me. That's a real dinosaur? Man, that's pathetic. Fucking pathetic. There you have it. The Triceratops is a fucking pile of shit compared to.....anything. Seriously, anything. Here's a test for ya. Compare the Triceratops to anything in this fucking world, and see how it still is ultimately inferior. Anyway, just to let you guys know, I'll be offering Buy One Get One Free rides in my time machine next week, so don't let this opportunity go missed.

05-02-2003, 06:44 PM	#67 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	I think that it would be sweet ass. And Orgazmo, the Discovery Channel doesn't have as comfy of seats as my time machine. Fuck the Discovery Channel (although it's pimp ass)....

09-08-2006, 05:34 PM	#68 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,697 Internets: 305662	I just stumbled upon this interesting picture while researching. It turns out all raptors (and all non triceratops dinosaurs) were homosexuals. Here's a picture to prove it: It's tough to argue with that.

09-08-2006, 09:03 PM	#70 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Orgazmo, I agree. I mean, evidence is evidence. We can sit here saying that yellow is really blue until our brains explode; but at the end of the day, yellow is really yellow. Some things are fixed truths. The Triceratops was the best dinosaur of all-time. All other dinosaurs, especially raptors, drank piss. End of arguement.

09-10-2006, 01:16 PM	#71 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,697 Internets: 305662	I'm very glad that we all seem to agree on this very important point.

09-17-2006, 12:23 AM	#72 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	Pterodactyls fucking some bitches http://www.pornotube.com/media.php?m=32561
	#YOLO

09-17-2006, 12:13 PM	#73 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,697 Internets: 305662	Those weren't real pterodactyls.

09-17-2006, 07:40 PM	#75 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I won't lie, I laughed my ass off watching that. More please.

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