Some movies I've enjoyed recently

[Ugly Bastard]

Speaking of Al Pacino, watched Serpico the other day, a 1973 movie starring him as a whistle-blowing New York cop who uncovers a bunch of corruption in the department. Based on a true story. Really great movie released in between his roles as Michael Corleone in Godfather I and II.

[Mr. Blonde]

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

Speaking of Al Pacino, watched Serpico the other day, a 1973 movie starring him as a whistle-blowing New York cop who uncovers a bunch of corruption in the department. Based on a true story. Really great movie released in between his roles as Michael Corleone in Godfather I and II.

Serpico is a fucking FANTASTIC movie and I recommend everybody watch it. It's like being opposite-undercover, the blue-shield effect is fucking insane.

[DDTempest]

I think Orgazmo will agree with me when I say that Charlie Day was a superior Serpico vs Al Pacino.

[Ironic Mustache]

Human Centipede 2. I only enjoyed it in a comedic sense. It went WAY above and beyond the original in terms of ridiculousness.

One of the people in the centipede is pregnant. Because the crazy guy in this one isn't a doctor, he sedates them by hitting them in the head with a crowbar. He does this enough times that he thinks he kills the pregnant chick. At some point she awakens and tries to escape. As she's running towards the door, she starts giving birth. Oh and she's naked. She makes it outside and locks herself in the car, while the crazy guy is outside banging on the window. She gives birth and the baby falls on the floor. She gets the car started and crushes the baby's head under the gas pedal.

So unnecessary.

[vaga1220 *]

Downloading.

I hope you're not making that up just to trick me in to watching a shitty horror movie.

[Ironic Mustache]

Not at all, and I didn't even do that scene remotely the justice it deserves. It's way more amazing than that.

The movie gets progressively worse (read: better) until it climaxes in a symphony of outrageousness.

[vaga1220 *]

It's in black and white, like Schindler's List.

[Ironic Mustache]

Connoisseurs (such as myself) of the cinematic classics, prefer the term "film noir." It's the Citizen Kane of our generation.

[thekremlin]

I watched 2001 and it made me angry, but Eyes Wide Shut is melting my face.

[Mr. Blonde]

If you're referring to Space Odyssey, read the book, it's much more fantastic.

[thekremlin]

Saw Avengers this weekend. O-faced the whole time. GyuuuuuuuuuhHulksmash. OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmygodThorjusthitcapsshield. Hulkjustpunchedagiantspaceworminthefaceooooooooooo ohimmmmmmmmmcominggggggggg

[Ironic Mustache]

Say 21 Jump Street against my will. Was pleasantly surprised. Not bad.

[Orgazmo]

+1

[Ironic Mustache]

The Dictator

It's pretty much exactly what you might expect. Ridiculous nonsensical plot, lots of one-liners, etc. Overall it wasn't a masterpiece or anything but if you go into it with reasonable expectations, it's pretty enjoyable. Also it's only an hour and 20 minutes. It's rare these days to find a movie that knows when to shut the fuck up. Extra points for not dragging it out.

Disclaimer: It took me a good 15 minutes to get into the right mind frame. Don't expect hilarity out of the gates; however, there are definitely some pretty funny parts.

[Repugnant Abomination]

Pretty much sums up how I feel about your posts.

[Ugly Bastard]

I saw The Avengers in 3-D. A- to the special effects, B- to the movie. I feel like these films that just bludgeon you repeatedly with gratuitous scenes of violence in between fairly limited plot/dialogue can wear you out before the movie ends.

[Repugnant Abomination]

The problem with The Avengers is that the heroes vary too much in power. It's like, yeah, there's Iron Man is flying through a worm-hole to deliver a nuke to the alien's grill, and there's Black Widow reloading her little pea shooter.

Also, Loki just isn't an intimidating or dynamic antagonist. Never once did I feel any real danger from his punk ass.

[Ironic Mustache]

Originally Posted by Repugnant Abomination

Pretty much sums up how I feel about your posts.

I realized long ago that ultra-whiny, gaping lesbian vaginas aren't really my target demographic. Anna Faris basically plays you in the movie BTW. Suck on that eyebrows!

[Repugnant Abomination]

Holy shit Prometheus was awesome!

[thekremlin]

A movie I enjoyed recently was called "Moonrise Kingdom". I did not think I needed to start a thread to say that.

Wes Anderson really goes overboard doing Wes-Anderson-y things. So if you're not into that shit, you probably won't like this movie.

Also saw Prometheus yesterday, it was about the same amount of tits that I expected it to be, which is "pretty tits."

[SittinOnDubsWGW]

Thing I didn't really notice until it was mentioned to me, but almost any shot in a Wes Anderson film is pretty symmetrical, and now whenever I see the trailers I notice it immediately.

*Has never watched an entire Wes Anderson film, so has no feeling one way or another on his movies.

[Mr. Blonde]

guys plz post in the appropriate thread kthx.

[thekremlin]

YOU post in appropriate thread pls.

[f3lix]

If you like Family Guy, you'll like Ted. It's vulgar, raunchy, and is filled with references to pop culture. I think most of nubblies would enjoy it.

[Ironic Mustache]

I was worried about that movie but so far I've heard good things. I'll still probably wait until it comes out on redbox.