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Spice Master
Join Date: Jan 2004
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FUCK YOU ALL, YOU PUSSY EATING COCKHORSES!!! WE'LL FUCK YOU WITH A DAGGER IN THE ASSHOLE! THEN WE'LL WIPE YOUR EXPLITIVE DELETED OFF OUR DAGGER WITH YOUR MOMS BIG FLOWING EXPLITIVES, BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT TO HAVE AN EXPLITIVELY DAGGER!!!
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Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.
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We still believe.
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#337 (permalink) |
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Spice Master
Join Date: Jan 2004
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apparenty i passed out in the hallway around 1:00 am...that brandy fucked me.
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Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.
― Terence McKenna |
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: ming\'s palace
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i woke up the other night in a vacant apt in my building in my underwear. on my way out i noticed a broken TV with a can of budweiser crammed into the screen.
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i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins
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I guess the other night I did something bogus at a homegirls house, can't remember what exactly, alls I know is my phone somehow got wet, and now I can dial out and recieve calls but I can't see a fuckin thing, I lost all numbers I don't have memorized, I'm too dependent on my cell phone man.
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I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2005
Location: ming\'s palace
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right now i cant call anyone with a 3, 6 or 9 in thier # because of an unfortunate incident involving captain morgan and a hot tub.
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i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins
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Join Date: Feb 2002
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When my phone starts fucking up because of something I did, all I do is take it to the verizon store. Take it back to the technician, don't tell him that you're the reason it's fucked up, and boom, just like that you get a brand new phone of the exact same model. And as long as your phone turns on they can transfer all your contacts so you won't lose them.
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Join Date: Feb 2002
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I am SO fucking drunk right now it isnt' even funny. I promoseid not to use tht ebasepace buttom for this whole post. and this is what you aget. is wear to god this isn't a staged drunk post i mean it i am so fucking drank i sware to god. hii everyone.
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: U.S.A.
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Now I know what its like to come back the next morning and see wtf you said in this thread, and I gotta be honest, its really fun.
-UB FTR: Just woke up, still like "four beers" drunk. [ October 15, 2005, 08:36 AM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ] |
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Spice Master
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 17,969
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No lie, when I saw him last night he was well on his way to being pretty intoxicated. He beat us by 1 in beer pong, but only because his pussy partner shoots underhand. In all my years of beerpong, i've never even seen a GIRL shoot underhand, let alone a 20 something guy. If you can call him a guy. pussy.
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Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.
― Terence McKenna |
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