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ur my bitch · 01-08-2006, 10:39 PM

OK, so UMB is in CA nad has been for the past 3 weeks. Last week was our annual sales conference, where all of the sales force worldwide meets to learn about what's coming up for the new year and corporate BS.

They also announce their annual President's Club winners. Top 10% of the sales force worldwide. The winners get an all expenses paid triop for two to some exotic local.

Well, I was one of the President's Club winners. We are going to Costa Rica March 12-18, flying 1st class and staying at the Four Seasons, all expenses paid, massages, golf, snorkeling, drinks, and anything we want. Even the tips are pre paid. Booya Bitches. GD am Pimp.

Now, I just need to find a ho I can take for 6 days over seas that won;t get on my nerves. I have 3 qualified candidates I am screning and I have let them all know it is BJ's on demand and pussy on demand. But they already knkow that because that's how I roll 24/7

Niger Angelus · 01-08-2006, 10:42 PM

I went to the gas station today. There was an old fat bitch there. Then I went home.

StabMaster Arson · 01-08-2006, 11:18 PM

Yeah!
the old fat bitch station, I was there.
are you the dirty sumbitch that took the last can of Kodiak wintergreen?

01-08-2006, 11:59 PM

Nice!

That's going to be a hell of a trip.

Niger Angelus · 01-09-2006, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StabMaster Arson

Yeah!
the old fat bitch station, I was there.
are you the dirty sumbitch that took the last can of Kodiak wintergreen?

No sir it was not I. I do not chew the 'baccy.

theMerciless1 · 01-09-2006, 09:26 AM

comp systems sales?

Mars Man · 01-09-2006, 12:27 PM

That's foocking great...Costa Rica must be awesome.
I need to get myself into another paid trip too...

Deadly Crescent Kick · 01-09-2006, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ur my bitch

OK, so UMB is in CA nad has been for the past 3 weeks. Last week was our annual sales conference, where all of the sales force worldwide meets to learn about what's coming up for the new year and corporate BS.

They also announce their annual President's Club winners. Top 10% of the sales force worldwide. The winners get an all expenses paid triop for two to some exotic local.

Well, I was one of the President's Club winners. We are going to Costa Rica March 12-18, flying 1st class and staying at the Four Seasons, all expenses paid, massages, golf, snorkeling, drinks, and anything we want. Even the tips are pre paid. Booya Bitches. GD am Pimp.

Now, I just need to find a ho I can take for 6 days over seas that won;t get on my nerves. I have 3 qualified candidates I am screning and I have let them all know it is BJ's on demand and pussy on demand. But they already knkow that because that's how I roll 24/7

nice.

angry pancake · 01-09-2006, 08:25 PM

I'm going to Spain and Netherlands from Jan 19 through Feb 3. A blowjob and bang combo meal are $20 per hour in Madrid. Then you kick the bitch out and get a different one next time. Not quite pimp like GD, but very efficient just the same.

Lucy Fur · 01-10-2006, 10:50 AM

hey UMB... take me.. i wont blow or bang you, but i'll pick up chicks that will.

Niger Angelus · 01-10-2006, 11:22 AM

I heard that one before, freeloading bitches.

Lucy Fur · 01-10-2006, 12:26 PM

what? i would totally pick up chicks for him. i have no problem with that.

Niger Angelus · 01-10-2006, 12:35 PM

The whole chick picking up chicks for another guy thing, doesn't work. Not unless there is a threesome involved or the other chick somehow knows the chick she is 'picking up'.
Just find a slut that will take care of you on the way there and the way back, and try to pull yourself some threesome action, if that is easy go for the hat trick. If that is no contest, go for the 'axe commercial'.

malice · 01-10-2006, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ur my bitch

Well, I was one of the President's Club winners. We are going to Costa Rica March 12-18, flying 1st class and staying at the Four Seasons, all expenses paid, massages, golf, snorkeling, drinks, and anything we want. Even the tips are pre paid. Booya Bitches. GD am Pimp.

Bitch!!!

vaga1220 * · 01-10-2006, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ur my bitch

OK, so UMB is in CA nad has been for the past 3 weeks. Last week was our annual sales conference, where all of the sales force worldwide meets to learn about what's coming up for the new year and corporate BS.

They also announce their annual President's Club winners. Top 10% of the sales force worldwide. The winners get an all expenses paid triop for two to some exotic local.

Well, I was one of the President's Club winners. We are going to Costa Rica March 12-18, flying 1st class and staying at the Four Seasons, all expenses paid, massages, golf, snorkeling, drinks, and anything we want. Even the tips are pre paid. Booya Bitches. GD am Pimp.

Now, I just need to find a ho I can take for 6 days over seas that won;t get on my nerves. I have 3 qualified candidates I am screning and I have let them all know it is BJ's on demand and pussy on demand. But they already knkow that because that's how I roll 24/7

I wish Dona Troy and Kit could read this, thay would be so pissd off.

Mars Man · 01-11-2006, 09:21 AM

Things are just too quiet without Donna and Kit....

Deadly Crescent Kick · 01-11-2006, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vaga1220

I wish Dona Troy and Kit could read this, thay would be so pissd off.

LOL.

01-08-2006, 10:39 PM	#1 (permalink)
ur my bitch Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: NY Posts: 540 Internets: 406	Yes, you are all my bitches OK, so UMB is in CA nad has been for the past 3 weeks. Last week was our annual sales conference, where all of the sales force worldwide meets to learn about what's coming up for the new year and corporate BS. They also announce their annual President's Club winners. Top 10% of the sales force worldwide. The winners get an all expenses paid triop for two to some exotic local. Well, I was one of the President's Club winners. We are going to Costa Rica March 12-18, flying 1st class and staying at the Four Seasons, all expenses paid, massages, golf, snorkeling, drinks, and anything we want. Even the tips are pre paid. Booya Bitches. GD am Pimp. Now, I just need to find a ho I can take for 6 days over seas that won;t get on my nerves. I have 3 qualified candidates I am screning and I have let them all know it is BJ's on demand and pussy on demand. But they already knkow that because that's how I roll 24/7

01-08-2006, 10:42 PM	#2 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I went to the gas station today. There was an old fat bitch there. Then I went home.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

01-08-2006, 11:18 PM	#3 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	Yeah! the old fat bitch station, I was there. are you the dirty sumbitch that took the last can of Kodiak wintergreen?
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

01-08-2006, 11:59 PM	#4 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Nice! That's going to be a hell of a trip.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

01-09-2006, 09:26 AM	#6 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	comp systems sales?
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

01-09-2006, 12:27 PM	#7 (permalink)
Mars Man Part dork, part bald Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Brazil Posts: 291 Internets: 10	That's foocking great...Costa Rica must be awesome. I need to get myself into another paid trip too...

01-10-2006, 10:50 AM	#10 (permalink)
Lucy Fur Empress Magnificent Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 825 Internets: 349	hey UMB... take me.. i wont blow or bang you, but i'll pick up chicks that will.
	I am chaos. It is my destiny to destroy.

01-10-2006, 11:22 AM	#11 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I heard that one before, freeloading bitches.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

01-10-2006, 12:26 PM	#12 (permalink)
Lucy Fur Empress Magnificent Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 825 Internets: 349	what? i would totally pick up chicks for him. i have no problem with that.
	I am chaos. It is my destiny to destroy.

01-10-2006, 12:35 PM	#13 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	The whole chick picking up chicks for another guy thing, doesn't work. Not unless there is a threesome involved or the other chick somehow knows the chick she is 'picking up'. Just find a slut that will take care of you on the way there and the way back, and try to pull yourself some threesome action, if that is easy go for the hat trick. If that is no contest, go for the 'axe commercial'.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

01-11-2006, 09:21 AM	#16 (permalink)
Mars Man Part dork, part bald Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Brazil Posts: 291 Internets: 10	Things are just too quiet without Donna and Kit....

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