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Old 01-08-2006, 10:39 PM   #1 (permalink)
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OK, so UMB is in CA nad has been for the past 3 weeks. Last week was our annual sales conference, where all of the sales force worldwide meets to learn about what's coming up for the new year and corporate BS.

They also announce their annual President's Club winners. Top 10% of the sales force worldwide. The winners get an all expenses paid triop for two to some exotic local.

Well, I was one of the President's Club winners. We are going to Costa Rica March 12-18, flying 1st class and staying at the Four Seasons, all expenses paid, massages, golf, snorkeling, drinks, and anything we want. Even the tips are pre paid. Booya Bitches. GD am Pimp.

Now, I just need to find a ho I can take for 6 days over seas that won;t get on my nerves. I have 3 qualified candidates I am screning and I have let them all know it is BJ's on demand and pussy on demand. But they already knkow that because that's how I roll 24/7
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Old 01-08-2006, 10:42 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I went to the gas station today. There was an old fat bitch there. Then I went home.

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are you the dirty sumbitch that took the last can of Kodiak wintergreen?

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That's going to be a hell of a trip.
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Old 01-09-2006, 12:02 AM   #5 (permalink)
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the old fat bitch station, I was there.
are you the dirty sumbitch that took the last can of Kodiak wintergreen?
No sir it was not I. I do not chew the 'baccy.

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comp systems sales?

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Old 01-09-2006, 12:27 PM   #7 (permalink)
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That's foocking great...Costa Rica must be awesome.
I need to get myself into another paid trip too...
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Old 01-09-2006, 08:25 PM   #8 (permalink)
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OK, so UMB is in CA nad has been for the past 3 weeks. Last week was our annual sales conference, where all of the sales force worldwide meets to learn about what's coming up for the new year and corporate BS.

They also announce their annual President's Club winners. Top 10% of the sales force worldwide. The winners get an all expenses paid triop for two to some exotic local.

Well, I was one of the President's Club winners. We are going to Costa Rica March 12-18, flying 1st class and staying at the Four Seasons, all expenses paid, massages, golf, snorkeling, drinks, and anything we want. Even the tips are pre paid. Booya Bitches. GD am Pimp.

Now, I just need to find a ho I can take for 6 days over seas that won;t get on my nerves. I have 3 qualified candidates I am screning and I have let them all know it is BJ's on demand and pussy on demand. But they already knkow that because that's how I roll 24/7

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Old 01-09-2006, 08:25 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I'm going to Spain and Netherlands from Jan 19 through Feb 3. A blowjob and bang combo meal are $20 per hour in Madrid. Then you kick the bitch out and get a different one next time. Not quite pimp like GD, but very efficient just the same.

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Old 01-10-2006, 10:50 AM   #10 (permalink)
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hey UMB... take me.. i wont blow or bang you, but i'll pick up chicks that will.

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I heard that one before, freeloading bitches.

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what? i would totally pick up chicks for him. i have no problem with that.

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Old 01-10-2006, 12:35 PM   #13 (permalink)
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The whole chick picking up chicks for another guy thing, doesn't work. Not unless there is a threesome involved or the other chick somehow knows the chick she is 'picking up'.
Just find a slut that will take care of you on the way there and the way back, and try to pull yourself some threesome action, if that is easy go for the hat trick. If that is no contest, go for the 'axe commercial'.

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Well, I was one of the President's Club winners. We are going to Costa Rica March 12-18, flying 1st class and staying at the Four Seasons, all expenses paid, massages, golf, snorkeling, drinks, and anything we want. Even the tips are pre paid. Booya Bitches. GD am Pimp.
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OK, so UMB is in CA nad has been for the past 3 weeks. Last week was our annual sales conference, where all of the sales force worldwide meets to learn about what's coming up for the new year and corporate BS.

They also announce their annual President's Club winners. Top 10% of the sales force worldwide. The winners get an all expenses paid triop for two to some exotic local.

Well, I was one of the President's Club winners. We are going to Costa Rica March 12-18, flying 1st class and staying at the Four Seasons, all expenses paid, massages, golf, snorkeling, drinks, and anything we want. Even the tips are pre paid. Booya Bitches. GD am Pimp.

Now, I just need to find a ho I can take for 6 days over seas that won;t get on my nerves. I have 3 qualified candidates I am screning and I have let them all know it is BJ's on demand and pussy on demand. But they already knkow that because that's how I roll 24/7
I wish Dona Troy and Kit could read this, thay would be so pissd off.

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Things are just too quiet without Donna and Kit....
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